[Ed]Clinton Campaign Incident: Have the Loons Wieghed In Yet?

[Sword_Of_Truth]

The critical shortage of paper shredders that has so crippled NWO operations that they needed to drop a 47 storey office building on a box full of papers has struck again.

Earlier today, the NWO was forced to sacrifice another highly trained agent in an operation to remove sensitive documents from the New Hampshire Campaign office of Supreme Empress Hillary Clinton while drawing as much public attention as possible (as per normal NWO operating procedures).

/tinfoilhat

On a slightly more serious note, one thing I noticed from the news coverage was that the perpetrator appearantly had a string of highway flares that he claimed were dynamite when he entered the office.

While everyone, including the perp, has gotten out alive at this point, it is unfortunate that Dylan Avery wasn't there so he could have laughed in the psuedo-bombers face. :p

Either way, I'm sure the CTers will be disasterbating over this one all night long.

EDIT: I fat-fingered the wrong key in the title, misspelling "Clinton". Would appreciate if a mod could fix it.

[OldTigerCub]

Debriefing note to operatives: In future missions, make sure that "patsy" claims that flares are thermite (the same kind used in WTC demolition) since everyone knows Hillary's campaign can't be brought down by suicidal idiots with pseudo-explosives alone.

[T.A.M.]

Been watching this unfold a little on TV. Also been thinking...

"yup, it will take about 24h before PrisonPlanet will have some article out claiming a CT/NWO angle on this one."

TAM:)

[twinstead]

This whole issue would be solved if Hillary was hot.

[NickUK]

Either way, I'm sure the CTers will be disasterbating over this one all night long.

Isnide Jawb!

Clicky (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=19816)

and

Clicky (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=19817)

[LashL]

Have the loons weighed in yet?Indeed, they have:

Hillary Plants Terrorist Bomber To Gain Votes For, SOCIALIST NATIONAL HEALTH CARE SYSTEM

It is now being constrewed that Hillary Clinton and her campagine fund people have "PLANTED" the terrorist bomber to gain support for electing her and her proposed socialist national heath care system, their are also allegations that Obama will be her running mate as Vice President and that the Obama campagine helped with the terrorists bombing plot to scare the American public into voting for her because there are fears that other plots like this one will increase during the months leading to the election which coinsides with plans for martial law.
http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=19816

ETA: Dang, NickUK beat me to it. :D

[BenBurch]

Yeah, the loons on the Ron Paul board seem to think this was one of Hillary's plans to capture media attention.

[ConspiRaider]

NWO Northeast Sector 2, CONUS:

//////// AUTHENTICATE ////////

*** ENCRYPT / DECRYPT ***
N42-FLARE-SEVEN-HRC/HQ/4B
*** ENCRYPT / DECRYPT ***

EYE-SCAN DATA HRC DISCOVERED / RETRIEVED. BEGIN NOV-08 CANDIDATE DUPLICATION UPLOAD *IMMEDIATE*. DISTRACTOR MANEUVER 11-HH-5M COMPLETED, CAMPAIGN FACADE, AGENT APPREHENDED. EXPENDABLE. ALL AGENTS RECON SECTOR 3, 2230 HOURS DEC 01.

/// NOFORN ///

END MESSAGE

[OldTigerCub]

Isnide Jawb!

Clicky (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=19816)

and

Clicky (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=19817)

I'm speachless! (but chuckling a bit on the side....ok....LMFAO wow...7 votes to 4 that it's a conspiracy.... all the troothers must have checked in)
:dl:

[ktesibios]

Since the hostage-taker has turned out to be named Eisenberg, it shouldn't be long before someone constructs an anti-Semitic fantasy about this incident.

Meanwhile, I've gathered a small sampling of message-board paranoia and hatefreakery:

I wonder what nutjob they paid to pull this stunt.... like all the people who they get to hang nooses to make people think conservatives are radical haters

31 posted on 11/30/2007 10:35:50 AM PST by z3n
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

Probably a man masquerading as a pissed off Republican. Upon further investigation, it will be found out the person is really a Hillary plant, trying to make Republicans look bad.

57 posted on 11/30/2007 10:38:56 AM PST by rintense (Thompson/Hunter 2008!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

I would never want anyone injured, and unfortunately, given the candidate, I would never discount the idea of a staged crisis.

113 posted on 11/30/2007 10:46:21 AM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain! True Supporters of Our Troops Support the Necessity of their Sacrifice!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

My first thought - a plant trying to create sympathy for the Beast’s campaign.

my second thought - if she gets her way, she’ll be holding all of us hostage for at least 4 years.

I’m a cynic.

153 posted on 11/30/2007 10:53:48 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (I support global warming.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 133 | View Replies ]

Let us pray..Please God, don't let these kooks be Republicans..

Even if they aren't, they will be in the MSM.....

195 posted on 11/30/2007 10:59:29 AM PST by b4its2late (GITMO is way too nice of a place to house low life terrorists.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 147 | View Replies ]

Someone in Hillary Clinton campaign spread the lie that this happened in her campaign office thinking that this will generate sympathy to the most unlikeable and meanest Presidential candidate in modern time.

219 posted on 11/30/2007 11:02:45 AM PST by jveritas (God bless our brave troops and President Bush)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 188 | View Replies ]

Staged?

I wouldn't put anything past Hillary and her cohorts.
291 posted on 11/30/2007 11:13;56 AM PST by MotleyGirl70 (We don’t have borders, we have swiss cheese lines.~~~Go Packers!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies ]

Now that is a creative use of campaign funds. I wonder if they paid a homeless man to pose as a wacko conservative. It would have cost them a pint of courage and a roll of duct tape.

They need to keep close tabs on this witness, least she slip away without a trace.

Hillary canceled her comments today.
298 posted on 11/30/2007 11:14:50 AM PST by Got a right to Life? . . Huh? (The pro-choice position is hypocrisy defined.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies ]

Sympathy vote!

An inside job?

And I had promised not to say "job" in any Clinton related story.
312 posted on 11/30/2007 11:17:25 AM PST by NeoCaveman ("On illegal immigration, Huckabee makes George Bush sound like Tom Tancredo." - Ann Coulter)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]

“...I wouldn’t put it past her to plant a “terrorist”.”

In all seriousness, somebody better be recording ALL of this episode in such an event. If this is a faux event, proper documentation and follow-up on the circumstances will bury her career.

(For your DU lurkers - this is not some RW wingnut crazy-talk. Hill’s insane, and she’ll screw you rotten if you elect her.)

323 posted on 11/30/2007 11:18:47 AM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 299 | View Replies ]

Now that is a creative use of campaign funds.

IMO, there are no limits to what the hildebesat will do for sympathy votes, hate crime from the VAST right wing, etc. etc.
331 posted on 11/30/2007 11:20:11 AM PST by rockabyebaby (HEY JORGE, SHUT UP AND BUILD THE BLEEPING FENCE, ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 298 | View Replies ]

I hope folks can forgive me for wondering how much this cost Hillary?

“Now they’re even attacking my poor staff. This is what we must put an end to in this nation. Vote for me.”

344 posted on 11/30/2007 11:21:21 AM PST by DoughtyOne (Mr. President, Article IV Section IV is in our Constitution, and the states it refers to are ours.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

The usual suspects? Troofers? Paulbots? Nope, they're freepers (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1932902/posts).
Rank amateurs at paranoid conspiracism, but not without some talent. Just wait until the real pros of the PCT industry pull their act together; I can't wait to see what Jonesy makes of it.

Now, if everyone will excuse me, after visiting that little nest of hatefreaks I need to go wash my brain with a wire brush.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

* Cl1mh4224rd shakes his head in disbelief.

Sympathy votes? They can't be serious... "Well, I wasn't going to vote for Hillary, but then that crazy dude tried to blow up her campaign headquarters. I think she deserves to be President after such a traumatic, life-changing event like that."

[ETA : Whoa... How long has that "/me" conversion been active? ]

[BenBurch]

The usual suspects? Troofers? Paulbots? Nope, they're freepers (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1932902/posts).
Rank amateurs at paranoid conspiracism, but not without some talent. Just wait until the real pros of the PCT industry pull their act together; I can't wait to see what Jonesy makes of it.

Now, if everyone will excuse me, after visiting that little nest of hatefreaks I need to go wash my brain with a wire brush.

Oh, Freeptards are their own "special" sort of crazy. Distill all the paranoia of the John Birch Society, inform it with the skewed worldview of Rush Limbaugh, and then season with White Supremacism, Militia weapon fetishes, and garnish with that delightful tang of Inbreeding, and you have Freeperville.

[Alareth]

It must be a sad lonely feeling to live in a world where everything from your burnt toast to the flat tire on your way home from work is part of some form of conspiracy.

[uk_dave]

It must be a sad lonely feeling to live in a world where everything from your burnt toast to the flat tire on your way home from work is part of some form of conspiracy.

Ahhhhh but it's only sad to us....

...to the paranoid conspiracy believer it simply explains all those annoyances which appear to conspire to make his/her day less enjoyable.

[BenBurch]

Ahhhhh but it's only sad to us....

...to the paranoid conspiracy believer it simply explains all those annoyances which appear to conspire to make his/her day less enjoyable.

So they are all Joe Btfsplk?