To Conspiracists who say al Qaeda isn't a threat

[Gravy]

http://tinyurl.com/295nwr

[beachnut]

http://tinyurl.com/295nwr
So he wants the Pres to wait, in his office, high in the new building. Nice terrorist. Yep, they may need to wait a full 20 years before they try again. So some of us, especially the idiots of 9/11 truth will be ready for the next investigation into who did it, the next time ...

who did this?

[Gravy]

(psst: it's The Onion. ;))

[tomwaits]

I think this one pertains to truthers more:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government

[Gravy]

I think this one pertains to truthers more:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government
:dl:

[peteweaver]

Great one :D

[Mr.Herbert]

"We would like old people there, they can not move so fast"

This is hilarious!!

[scissorhands]

:D

Both clips are hilarious.

[boloboffin]

Oh, that poor NSFW porn star.

[JAStewart]

I love the Onion, thanks gravy!

[PhantomWolf]

I think the ninja parade beats them all, after all it has Ninjas.... possibly... somewhere... perhaps...

[T.A.M.]

Related to the title of this thread only, an interesting article from the Globe and Mail Canada...

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071210.wxlhampson10/BNStory/lifeFamily/home

From Khorshied Samad, wife of Canada's Ambassador to Afghanistan, and at the time of 9/11, she was Marketing Director for ABC News.


By September, 2001, she was living in New York, working as the marketing director of ABC News. She knew the minute the second plane crashed into the tower that her country was somehow involved.

"I saw it, and I thought, 'Oh my God, terrorism,' and then beat, beat, beat, 'Osama bin Laden,' and then beat, beat, beat, 'oh my, Afghanistan.' "

She was able to connect the dots quickly because she had been aware, for at least two years, of concern within the American Afghan community of terrorist camps in their country and Mr. bin Laden's involvement.

So truthers, was she involved? I mean she knew immediately, or within minutes, that OBL was involved???? SHe was aware of OBL Al-Qaeda training camps in Afghanistan, and said her countrymen were worried about such...

TAM:)

[bonavada]

the onion is excellent. reminds me a lot of chris morris' "The Day Today" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/daytoday/)
more CT/truther related onions here:-

New Oliver Stone 9/11 Film Introduces 'Single Plane' Theory (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_oliver_stone_9_11_film)

New Theories Suggest Kennedy Wasn't Shot (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_theories_suggest_kennedy_wasnt)

Ask A Conspiracy Theorist (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37398)

BV