Is McCain Mounting a Goat?

[shemp]

Why not? He's gotta do something desperate to get it going again. I can rent him one cheap, but I want it back by spring!

[WildCat]

Did you use the goat first, or did you want sloppy seconds after McCain uses it?

[shemp]

Did you use the goat first, or did you want sloppy seconds after McCain uses it?

I would hope he'd use a condom. I don't want my goats catching something he caught in 'Nam!

[ConspiRaider]

McCain went to the Naval Academy, the mascot of which is Bill the Goat:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_the_Goat

Perhaps, Shemp, you can tutor Bill the Goat, hoof-test the results of your training on the good Senator, and then lease out Bill's services to recover your investment?

[WildCat]

McCain went to the Naval Academy, the mascot of which is Bill the Goat:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_the_Goat

Perhaps, Shemp, you can tutor Bill the Goat, hoof-test the results of your training on the good Senator, and then lease out Bill's services to recover your investment?
:eek: Run Bill, run!

[Darth Rotor]

McCain went to the Naval Academy, the mascot of which is Bill the Goat:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_the_Goat

Perhaps, Shemp, you can tutor Bill the Goat, hoof-test the results of your training on the good Senator, and then lease out Bill's services to recover your investment?
Maybe he should just polish the goat's brass balls. It's an old USNA tradition, one that the lads on Wikipedia seem to have overlooked. ;)

DR