All I Want For Christmas is a Taser!

[BPSCG]

"What does Santa bring you when you have been good but the world is getting bad (http://communities.canada.com/theprovince/blogs/newsroom/archive/2007/11/26/is-a-taser-on-your-christmas-wish-list.aspx)?"

:biggrin:

Maybe I'll get one for Mrs. BPSCG so she can accidentally carry it through airport security along with the pepper spray she's forgotten to take out of her purse.

[Ralph]

LOL---I like the nice selection of festive colors available.

I think most women would agree that making sure your taser is color co-ordinated is important.

Lately,I've been teaching Mrs Ralph how to use the 12 gauge for a home-defense situation
should the need occur when I'm not home.

This might be nice for her purse---although I'm not sure about their legality in Mass.

[BPSCG]

This might be nice for her purse---although I'm not sure about their legality in Mass.Well, maybe not mass. But they could be useful in the confessional if the priest tries to get a little too, um, friendly with Mrs. Ralph.

[Zep]

Get a big enough one and you can drop it on people.

[ravdin]

Don't tase me, bro!