Post you favourite woo-woo explanation of Hurricane Isabel

[reprise]

We can assume that the Planet X brigade will have something to offer.

I'm also willing to bet that within the next few days someone will somehow manage to blame Hurricane Isabel on Galileo's demise (yes, I understand that there are some temporal issues with this explanation, but that's never gotten in the way of a woo-woo theory before).

What oddball explanations of Isabel have you already come across or do you expect to encounter in the coming days?

[Ed]

I'm sure that the religious nuts will say that it is a harbinger of the end of days:eek:

Kathy Boudin will say it's bad weather:D

[juninho]

Originally posted by reprise
We can assume that the Planet X brigade will have something to offer.

I'm also willing to bet that within the next few days someone will somehow manage to blame Hurricane Isabel on Galileo's demise (yes, I understand that there are some temporal issues with this explanation, but that's never gotten in the way of a woo-woo theory before).

What oddball explanations of Isabel have you already come across or do you expect to encounter in the coming days?

Orgone energy (a theory of Wilhelm Reich's)

See ORGONE ENERGY: A POWER ALTERNATIVE (http://www.orgone.org/articles/ax9rourke-a.htm)

Good job the fruitcake ist Kaputt.

[Psiload]

No, no, no... every woo woo agrees on what causes a hurricane.

A butterfly flapping it's wings.

[reprise]

Originally posted by Psiload
No, no, no... every woo woo agrees on what causes a hurricane.

A butterfly flapping it's wings.

I thought butterflies flapping their wings caussed tsunamis.

Maybe it's angels getting their wings which causes hurricanes.

Or maybe I just failed woo-woo 101.

[Starrman]

It's just a small part of god's wonderful creation...

[TheMashiah]

I belive anything named Isabel that kills a lot of people is a beautiful thing and full of negative vibes.:cool: So in other words a bunch of hippie crap will come our ways before this passes.

[SRW]

I would not be surprised if Sylvia clams that she predicted it. Of course we will have to wait until it is over before she lets us know the death toll.

[c4ts]

My favorite theories come from here:
http://pub34.ezboard.com/fengrishmessageboardsfrm2.showMessage?topicID=395. topic

[Psiload]

Originally posted by reprise


I thought butterflies flapping their wings caussed tsunamis.

Maybe it's angels getting their wings which causes hurricanes.

Or maybe I just failed woo-woo 101.
No, no, no... an angel getting it's wings causes a bell to ring. You really are hopeless.

http://www.movieforum.com/movies/wallpapers/christmas/itsawonderfullife/images/itsawonderfullife.jpg

[reprise]

No, no, no... an angel getting it's wings causes a bell to ring. You really are hopeless.

Int he context of this discussion, I think that's a compliment. :D

[Tony]

God farted.

[Prester John]

I have heard that HAARP is being used to direct Isabel !

[De_Bunk]

Geller caused it...

Quote:

"I Hate the American personality, the way they are.....They welcome me on one hand, and stab me with the other"


DB

( The above statement is a total lie....it is upto you if you think i actually heard him say those words.......

Oh, My kingdom for a digital voice recorder)

[GroundStrength]

Originally posted by Tony
God farted.

...On Pat Robertson

[Yahweh]

I laugh when I hear Pat Robertson's explanation, its something to do with "God punishing the heathens" for some drunken reason or another. Apparently God was really really upset about the removal of that 10 Commandments monument, so he sent a hurricane (during hurricane season, can you imagine that) at the US as a demonstration of his fury.

Personally, I wont buy that until I see newspaper headlines that read "Hurricane Isabel kills 6000+ Atheists and Homosexuals, no Christian fatalities reported".

[Trollbane]

Agur

[c4ts]

I'll just put the two best together.

Agur farted.

[Scott Wheeler]

I thought the obvious answer was it is one of the end time events.

[Correa Neto]

No, it was caused by Saddam Hussein's secret weapon. Its a version of HAARP built in Afghanistan, transported and assembled with the help of the secret government of the world, and the reptiloid aliens (yep, those who controll the grey aliens) near the Northern Entrance to the Inner Earth, where the Nazi still fly their flying saucers with swastikas.

[Yahweh]

Was this the utterly amazing bible prophecy...

I guess it could be if you change the prophecy entirely...

[Tesserat]

Isabel kept me from performing with the Virginia Symphony Orchestra in Norfolk. Obviously, whatever entity is responsible, they loathe symphony/circus combinations.

data is piling up.

[Jon_in_london]

Why not just kill all these damned butterflies! or pull thier wings off at least...........

[reprise]

Originally posted by Jon_in_london
Why not just kill all these damned butterflies! or pull thier wings off at least...........

What do you think causes earthquakes? It's the vibrations of mutilated butterflies trying to flap wings which are no longer there.

[jimmygun]

I don't know where you people have been for the past two months but I'm sure you haven't been reading the newspapers. Is it just coincidence that Mars came closest to Earth in the last 60000 years and Hurricane Isabel rips up the eastern seaboard? No!

The gravitational pull of Mars as it gets to its closest point acted like a giant string on our atmosphere. As Mars receded it pulled the atmosphere like the string on a spinning top. This caused the circular motion associated with hurricanes. Once far enough away the gravitational string would let go.

This ain't rocket appliances folks!

[jj]

You guys really don't get it. All that ignored Chi, mixed up with the mana that we're not using and the yin and yang that have been relegated to the mythos just got stirred up, the yang started chasing the yin, and presto! Hurricaine!

:p

[jj]

You guys really don't get it. All that ignored Chi, mixed up with the mana that we're not using and the yin and yang that have been relegated to the mythos just got stirred up, the yang started chasing the yin, and presto! Hurricaine!

:p