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Marc
18th September 2003, 06:22 AM
A friend just sent me this. Someone is making a First Person Shooter, with you playing the part of Jesus.

After 2000 years, He's ready to cast the first stone...

With the Almighty Power of God, along with a 21st century arsenal, you - Jesus Christ - are sent back to earth to kick some ass and take names (resulting in a list that St. Peter would likely kill to get his hands on).

They've ignored Your warnings since the beginning of time. They've forsaken You, twisted Your message, rejected Your gifts and turned away from Your church at every opportunity.



No more chances.

No more excuses.

The End is at hand.


With our proprietary 3D physics engine - nearly everything you see lying around can be picked up and used as a weapon. You haven't lived until you've witnessed your Holy Savior tear off a heathen's arm and beat him to death with it. Amen!

Jesus Freakin (http://www.jesusfreakin.com/home.htm)

Upchurch
18th September 2003, 06:29 AM
Nice. I love the list of characters

AmateurScientist
18th September 2003, 06:32 AM
Thanks, Marc. That's one of the funniest things I've heard of in a long time.

AS

LuxFerum
18th September 2003, 07:56 AM
now that is cool!
:cool:

Stimpson J. Cat
18th September 2003, 07:56 AM
Atheists. Just a bunch of pissed off Catholics - the whole lot of 'em. They were damned to begin with, so they've had it coming for quite some time now. The sooner their self-important heads begin to roll, the better.

:dl:


Dr. Stupid

Starrman
18th September 2003, 08:12 AM
Holy crap. No, seriously, that should be one of the weapons. Holy crap, the likes of which would smite evil verily.

The message board has some funnies as well. I wish it were a real game.

neutrino_cannon
19th September 2003, 10:17 AM
it's not a real game!?!?


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Whoracle
19th September 2003, 01:49 PM
I'm sure Christians would love takin' it to the Jews.

Yahweh
19th September 2003, 07:15 PM
Damn that was hilarious!

If you need a good laugh, go and check out the message boards (apparently I'm a satanic idiot if I play the game...).