Marc
18th September 2003, 06:22 AM
A friend just sent me this. Someone is making a First Person Shooter, with you playing the part of Jesus.
After 2000 years, He's ready to cast the first stone...
With the Almighty Power of God, along with a 21st century arsenal, you - Jesus Christ - are sent back to earth to kick some ass and take names (resulting in a list that St. Peter would likely kill to get his hands on).
They've ignored Your warnings since the beginning of time. They've forsaken You, twisted Your message, rejected Your gifts and turned away from Your church at every opportunity.
No more chances.
No more excuses.
The End is at hand.
With our proprietary 3D physics engine - nearly everything you see lying around can be picked up and used as a weapon. You haven't lived until you've witnessed your Holy Savior tear off a heathen's arm and beat him to death with it. Amen!
Jesus Freakin (http://www.jesusfreakin.com/home.htm)
After 2000 years, He's ready to cast the first stone...
With the Almighty Power of God, along with a 21st century arsenal, you - Jesus Christ - are sent back to earth to kick some ass and take names (resulting in a list that St. Peter would likely kill to get his hands on).
They've ignored Your warnings since the beginning of time. They've forsaken You, twisted Your message, rejected Your gifts and turned away from Your church at every opportunity.
No more chances.
No more excuses.
The End is at hand.
With our proprietary 3D physics engine - nearly everything you see lying around can be picked up and used as a weapon. You haven't lived until you've witnessed your Holy Savior tear off a heathen's arm and beat him to death with it. Amen!
Jesus Freakin (http://www.jesusfreakin.com/home.htm)