Minds & Hearts

[Foster Zygote]

Whom would you rather spend time with?

Strawman 1. A brilliant raconteur who wants to eat your liver.

Strawman 2. A really nice, simple minded chap who pees on your carpet every time the 'phone rings.

Strawman 3. A really nice, simple minded chap who wants to see you burned alive for not worshiping his god.

Strawman 4. A brilliant raconteur who pees on your carpet every time the phone rings.

Joobz's dog Amstel.

[danielk]

I'll go for the dog. Even though I'm a cat person.

[fishbob]

I vant to be alone.

[Kopji]

Whazzat? A french racoon, a Texan, or a dog?

Dog i guess.

[Furi]

I'll take strawman 4, I don't have a phone.

[tsg]

I want Strawman #1 to spend time with plumjam's Mr. Mynde.

On a reality TV show.

On FOX.

[joobz]

I go for the dog, but the carrot frozen to a nipple option may be worth while as well.

[Foster Zygote]

I go for the dog, but the carrot frozen to a nipple option may be worth while as well.

Who's nipple?

[joobz]

Who's nipple?
Mobyseven's?
You know, most hypothetical situations are supposed to have a point to them - allow me to demonstrate:

What would you rather do: Answer a meaningless nonsense hypothetical that has no point to it, or freeze your nipples to a carrot?

[Foster Zygote]

Mobyseven's?

Oh. I'll stick with your dog then.

[Yiab]

Strawman 4. I'll unplug the phone and we'll solve the mysteries of the universe together.

[Mobyseven]

Oh. I'll stick with your dog then.

"We're going to need more liquid nitrogen over here, Joobz!"