View Full Version : Kansas Police Chief Steals Beer
13th January 2008, 02:51 PM
Story here (http://www.thestate.com/371/story/279682.html).
A small-town police chief has been fired after he was convicted of stealing beer from the fire department's refrigerator.
13th January 2008, 03:57 PM
He was doing the community a service. Who wants a bunch of drunk firefighters showing up to douse their house?
13th January 2008, 04:11 PM
It might have been there for some reason other than drinking, though I'm hard-pressed to imagine what that could be. But the news releases says:
Authorities did not disclose how much beer was stolen, or why it was in the fire department. A warrant put the value of the beer at less than $1,000.
At least it was less than $1,000 worth. Otherwise I would have really wondered about the Wilson Kansas firefighter training. Were they teaching them to piss on the fire?
13th January 2008, 06:13 PM
We just need to modify our fire training manuals from PASS to PISS.
Pull the pin= Pull the tab
Aim = Imbibe
Squeeze the handle = Squeeze (I won't go into the details)
Sweep back and forth= Sweep back and forth
You might discover you've put out one fire just to find you started another one of a totally different nature.
Use protection when fighting fires. :D
13th January 2008, 08:58 PM
I really hope he wasn't just recorded on a security camera sneaking a can as he walked past the Fridge.....
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