Kansas Police Chief Steals Beer

[grayman]

Story here (http://www.thestate.com/371/story/279682.html).

A small-town police chief has been fired after he was convicted of stealing beer from the fire department's refrigerator.

[Esperdome]

He was doing the community a service. Who wants a bunch of drunk firefighters showing up to douse their house?

[Tricky]

It might have been there for some reason other than drinking, though I'm hard-pressed to imagine what that could be. But the news releases says:

Authorities did not disclose how much beer was stolen, or why it was in the fire department. A warrant put the value of the beer at less than $1,000.
At least it was less than $1,000 worth. Otherwise I would have really wondered about the Wilson Kansas firefighter training. Were they teaching them to piss on the fire?

[Esperdome]

We just need to modify our fire training manuals from PASS to PISS.

Pull the pin= Pull the tab

Aim = Imbibe

Squeeze the handle = Squeeze (I won't go into the details)

Sweep back and forth= Sweep back and forth

You might discover you've put out one fire just to find you started another one of a totally different nature.

Use protection when fighting fires. :D

[The Fool]

I really hope he wasn't just recorded on a security camera sneaking a can as he walked past the Fridge.....