Mittens is a Mexican

[steverino]

Romney's dad was born in Colonia Dublán, Galeana, in the Mexican state of Chihuahua. That makes Mittens an anchor baby. :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Romney

[WildCat]

What? Mitt eats tacos made from chihuahuas? That bastard! :mad:

[Tsukasa Buddha]

That's why he hired illegal Mexicans for his mansion!

And that's why he fails miserably at courting blacks.

It all makes sense now...

[corplinx]

Man, if he just grew a mustache it would be obvious to everyone.