A Share Offer You Can't Refuse

[Dr Adequate]

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Payment in gold only please: we can print as many dollars as we want, something that they have in common with stock certificates. Gold, however, has intrinsic value 'cos it's shiny. We will protect your investment with ninjas, sharks, and some sort of over-elaborate device with swinging blades and flamethrowers: you in particular will never get your grubby hands on it ever again.

Still, it's better to get in on the ground floor than to be hurled from a tenth-storey window: so don't think of this as paying us for a worthless piece of paper, think of it as an investment in your children's future --- assuming that we permit you to breed, and that there is a future.

[StoneRook]

What about the reptilions?

[T.A.M.]

I nominate Ron Paul to be in charge of Developing this portfolio.

TAM:)

[GStan]

I want some shares. When I buy some, will the NWO tell me who really killed Kennedy? Do I get an area 51 access badge? I need some perks with my shares.

[Dr Adequate]

What about the reptilions? You mean the Board of Directors?

[Drudgewire]

I want some shares. When I buy some, will the NWO tell me who really killed Kennedy? Do I get an area 51 access badge? I need some perks with my shares.
It's not that easy. Just like in a gang, you have to do something horrible to someone the sheep would call "innocent" before you get those perks.

Well, actually just like in gangs there's another way in... but you really don't want to think about it too hard. :eek:

[Dr Adequate]

I want some shares. When I buy some, will the NWO tell me who really killed Kennedy? Do I get an area 51 access badge? I need some perks with my shares. You'll have unrestricted access to all the oxygen you can breathe.

[Hokulele]

I don't like the color.

[Gravy]

Excellent! This could be the best investment I've made since I bought 20,000,000 shares of TransAfghan GasOil Pipeline Co.

[Unsecured Coins]

this better not bomb like my bridge to Hawaii

[Elizabeth I]

How about string? How much are these shares worth in string?

And I agree with Hokulele about the color. I'd like to see something in a nice teal, or possibly mauve.

[Hokulele]

How about string? How much are these shares worth in string?

And I agree with Hokulele about the color. I'd like to see something in a nice teal, or possibly mauve.


Yeah, hot pink just doesn't say "World Domination".

[Dr Adequate]

I don't like the color. And I agree with Hokulele about the color. I'd like to see something in a nice teal, or possibly mauve. Your complaints should be addressed to the people who supplied the blood.

[Dr Adequate]

How about string? How much are these shares worth in string? That depends on how long a piece of string is, a question that has hitherto baffled researchers.

I think we'll stick with the shiny rocks, if that's OK.

[kookbreaker]

Excellent! This could be the best investment I've made since I bought 20,000,000 shares of TransAfghan GasOil Pipeline Co.

This better not turn into another 'Shaped Thermite Charges, Inc" deal. That's all I'm saying.

[MIKILLINI]

This will assuredly keep twoofers in their floor below ground .