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TLN
26th September 2003, 11:42 AM
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Professor Fansworth (To Park Ranger): Bunk! Bunk I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up!

Park Ranger: I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot.

Professor Farnsworth: Shut up!!
Ipecac
26th September 2003, 11:45 AM
Good news, everyone!
dmarker
26th September 2003, 12:00 PM
Oh, my, yes!
Starrman
26th September 2003, 02:00 PM
You should be able to locate some with the smelloscope.
BrianT
27th September 2003, 04:57 AM
"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
dmarker
27th September 2003, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by BrianT
"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"

That's Hermes!
UnrepentantSinner
28th September 2003, 03:27 AM
Professor Farnsworth administers a test to his genetically engineered monkey and Fry. He discusses the results with Leela.

Leela: "So he just ran away in the middle of the exam?"
Farnsworth: "I'm afraid so. All he handed in was a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry."
BrianT
28th September 2003, 04:10 AM
That's Hermes!
I think you better go back and check on that.
SquishyDave
29th September 2003, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner
Professor Farnsworth administers a test to his genetically engineered monkey and Fry. He discusses the results with Leela.

Leela: "So he just ran away in the middle of the exam?"
Farnsworth: "I'm afraid so. All he handed in was a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry."
He wasn't genetically engineered

Fry: "Is he genetically engineered?"
Farnsworth: "Oh, please. That's preposterous science fiction mumbo jumbo. Gunther's intelligence actually lies in his electronium hat, which harnesses the power of sunspots to produce cognitive radiation."
Brown
29th September 2003, 12:50 AM
Amy Wong: You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc!
Bender: I am forty percent zinc!
Amy Wong: Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Or a bit fat placebo! It's all the same crap!

(From the imdb web site.)
Underemployed
29th September 2003, 04:03 AM
Leela: Everyone, please! Fry has made his own decision. And it's the wrong one, so we have to interfere and meddle with his life.
JesFine
30th September 2003, 10:42 PM
After spotting a giant space monster (or something) --

Bender : Oh... your... God!
TLN
19th October 2003, 04:20 PM
In case you think I was making this up... (http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV17/)