Gays cause earthquakes...

[headscratcher4]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7255657.stm

Wasn't sure where to put this. Sicence? Religion? Paranormall?

Too bad there isn't a forum for posting the rediculously stupid things people can say...though I note San Fran. is on a major fault.

[FM21.105]

I thought everyone knew this...

By the way, who was the nobel prize winner who stumbled upon this discovery?

[headscratcher4]

Dr. Shockley?

[Bikewer]

Much the same magical thinking that placed similar blame for 9/11 on naughty homosexuals.

To judge from the lack of seismic activity here in recent years, St. Louis must be remarkably free of gays.....

[Francesca R]

Quite an advert for gay sex if it moves the earth more than straight sex does, I think . . .

[headscratcher4]

Much the same magical thinking that placed similar blame for 9/11 on naughty homosexuals.

To judge from the lack of seismic activity here in recent years, St. Louis must be remarkably free of gays.....

My recollection is that you're not too far from the New Madrid fault...so better keeep 'em suppressed lest god get's wind.

[Sefarst]

Maybe because the gays do their humping with more of a horizontal motion while straights in missionary style would use more vertical motion. The gay horizontal motion, if syncronized in one area and in one direction among a large number of gay people could push that particular tectonic plate.

The math is very simple:

Modern geology + stupid bulls*** = nutcase idea.

[Marquis de Carabas]

Now there's a man who knows what the queers are doing to the soil.

[headscratcher4]

Maybe because the gays do their humping with more of a horizontal motion while straights in missionary style would use more vertical motion. The gay horizontal motion, if syncronized in one area and in one direction among a large number of gay people could push that particular tectonic plate.

The math is very simple:

Modern geology + stupid bulls*** = nutcase idea.

Wouldn't it have the effect of countering the earth's rotation, thus causing the spin of the earth to actually slow down?

[Sefarst]

Wouldn't it have the effect of countering the earth's rotation, thus causing the spin of the earth to actually slow down?
Well now you're just getting ridiculous. Take your pseudoscience elsewhere.

[TragicMonkey]

Yes, that's right.

You will give in to all our demands within twenty-four hours or we will strike again!

Mwah hah hah hah! Hah hah hah! Hah!

We also control volcanos. Expect one to erupt directly underneath Rick Santorum any day now.

[fuelair]

My recollection is that you're not too far from the New Madrid fault...so better keeep 'em suppressed lest god get's wind.
god farts? I diddn't even know he existed!:D

[fuelair]

Yes, that's right.

You will give in to all our demands within twenty-four hours or we will strike again!

Mwah hah hah hah! Hah hah hah! Hah!

We also control volcanos. Expect one to erupt directly underneath Rick Santorum any day now.
Now, that I might just pay to watch!!:D

[tsg]

I thought gays caused hurricanes.

[Soapy Sam]

Next you'll tell us Sodom and Gomorrah were in an active transform fault zone and not destroyed by digusting homosexual perversion at all...

[AgeGap]

The earthquake was in Israel. I blame the Jews.....and the gays....and the liberals.

[wahrheit]

Only the really fat ones.

[Soapy Sam]

Agegap- You forgot the British. If it hadn't been for Imperial meddling, the earthquake would have happened safely in Palestine where it would only have spooked a few camels.

[fuelair]

Agegap- You forgot the British. If it hadn't been for Imperial meddling, the earthquake would have happened safely in Palestine where it would only have spooked a few camels.


Which reminds me of a famous punchline: "A female camel of course, nothing queer about old Pfanshaw!!":D:D:D

[Pauliesonne]

I've become desensitized to this crap.

Sorry to bring the mood down.

[Lucky]

It's not so funny when you consider that Shas and the other loony parties play a major role in selecting, influencing and bringing down governments.

Israel's insane electoral system has always been one of the major obstacles to peace (as well as seriously failing the Israeli people in other ways). Almost the whole of Israeli 'politics' is concerned with juggling alliances, bribery and backstabbing, courting and placating the minority parties, and public posturing. It is almost impossible for a leader or party with real vision and public support to form a government without it degenerating into a desperate struggle to keep on board all the incompatible elements, in the course of which the radical policies are jettisoned.

Advocates of proportional representation (which does not include constituency-based systems with STV or other improved vote-counting methods), be warned!

[Moon-Spinner]

I thought gays caused hurricanes.

That's only on the East Coast of the USA, along with the tornadoes that gays cause in the mid-west, and the Earthquakes they cause on the West-coast. But remember, nothing will save us from the global devastation if DisneyWorld keeps having their annual "Gay Day"!!!

:D

[Furcifer]

Now there's a man who knows what the queers are doing to the soil.

That Johnny Worster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighbourhood?

[tsg]

That's only on the East Coast of the USA, along with the tornadoes that gays cause in the mid-west, and the Earthquakes they cause on the West-coast. But remember, nothing will save us from the global devastation if DisneyWorld keeps having their annual "Gay Day"!!!

:D

Then who causes the landslides and wild fires?

[wahrheit]

Then who causes the landslides and wild fires?

Lesbians playing Boy Scout.

[AgeGap]

Agegap- You forgot the British. If it hadn't been for Imperial meddling, the earthquake would have happened safely in Palestine where it would only have spooked a few camels.
I am deeply offended. Bad stuff doesn't happen 'cos God is angry with us Brits. Bad stuff happens because of the Brits. No supernatural entity required.

[DoubtingStephen]

He called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".

I'm sure the Israeli government is trying to encourage homosexual activity. Using this kind of Fundamentalist-brand logic, by my failure to burn down any local churches I am encouraging people to go to church.

[gtc]

I'm sure the Israeli government is trying to encourage homosexual activity.

In hindsight, adding the kar-man-sutra to the required reading list for grade schools was probably a mistake.

[Father Dagon]

If gays are that powerful, maybe he should treat them with respect...

[Complexity]

I do believe there is a confluence of recent events about to occur...

Gays, at least some of us, are now powerful enough to cause earthquakes.

The Rat in a Hat is overseeing an increase in the belief in and practice of exorcism.

Is it only a matter of time before cathys attempt exorcisms on gays? Is there going to have to be a new set of garb, gestures, and verbal orders that exorcists will have to against the Evil Gay Daemons (oh, yes - we get the 'a' before the 'e')?

Will exorcists finally dump the drab black and never go back?

What will be the new black?

Who would you prefer to be exorcised by?

Am I going to have to learn Latin? I'm working (very slowly) on Homeric Greek and would hate to interfer with my progress there.

Hint to exorcists: If you wink at me to confirm that you are, as suspected, a Friend of Dorothy, I'll put on as good a show as I can. I'm not sure about that whole neck-rotating thing, though, but I'll be happy to insult you and throw up.

[Kopji]

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[Complexity]

:clap:

[DoubtingStephen]

I do believe there is a confluence of recent
Is it only a matter of time before cathys attempt exorcisms on gays?


I don't care what they do to me, I will NOT wear plaid shorts.

[grayman]

I don't care what they do to me, I will NOT wear plaid shorts.

Would a plaid kilt be acceptable? Just wondering...:boxedin:

[firecoins]

Israel's insane electoral system has always been one of the major obstacles to peace (as well as seriously failing the Israeli people in other ways). Almost the whole of Israeli 'politics' is concerned with juggling alliances, bribery and backstabbing, courting and placating the minority parties, and public posturing. It is almost impossible for a leader or party with real vision and public support to form a government without it degenerating into a desperate struggle to keep on board all the incompatible elements, in the course of which the radical policies are jettisoned.
How is that different from the US?

[firecoins]

Since having affairs is also against the 10 commandments why Western World still in existance? Should we have turned into salt or some other condiment?


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7260314.stm
what do arab men seeking women cause?

[DoubtingStephen]

Would a plaid kilt be acceptable? Just wondering...:boxedin:

Oh sure, that's a manly thing, innit? Whereas plaid bermuda shorts are an abomination.

[ThomDG]

So what do gays who don't live near a fault-line or hurricane area cause, car accidents?

[Ron_Tomkins]

Does this include lesbians as well?

[Complexity]

So what do gays who don't live near a fault-line or hurricane area cause, car accidents?


Some of us are busy managing the Vast Homosexual Conspiracy.

[DoubtingStephen]

I usually go out every night and sprinkle homo recruitment cooties on the school busses our local elementary school students ride. For those not in the USA, this would be kids about 6-12 years old, gotta get em young, yessiree.

Complexity handles homo headquarters, while I do field service in the educational sector. Of course you have to leave some time every day for conspiring and destroying sanctity. Recruiting isn't everything :)

[Hokulele]

Considering the recent spate of lesbians posting in the "Welcome!" thread, the Gay AgendaTM appears to be moving along quickly. :)

[Complexity]

I usually go out every night and sprinkle homo recruitment cooties on the school busses our local elementary school students ride. For those not in the USA, this would be kids about 6-12 years old, gotta get em young, yessiree.

Complexity handles homo headquarters, while I do field service in the educational sector. Of course you have to leave some time every day for conspiring and destroying sanctity. Recruiting isn't everything :)


Fortunately, I'm also involved in training. We're currently doing a unit on hanky codes and their modern equivalents; gaydar calibration starts next Thursday.

The lab sequence on restroom etiquette and technique remains as popular and challenging as always.

[FSM]

Considering the recent spate of lesbians posting in the "Welcome!" thread, the Gay AgendaTM appears to be moving along quickly. :)

Jeez, no wonder I got a traffic ticket yesterday. Ladies! Pipe down! I'm not made of money, you know. :)

[DoubtingStephen]

The lab sequence on restroom etiquette and technique remains as popular and challenging as always.


It's a shame we couldn't get Senator Craig in for that session before it was too late.

[Safe-Keeper]

An Israeli MP has blamed parliament's tolerance of gays for earthquakes that have rocked the Holy Land recently.Kinda hard to blame the Jews when you are the Jews, eh:D?

[Complexity]

It's a shame we couldn't get Senator Craig in for that session before it was too late.


I certainly don't draw the line at Republicans participating - many do quite enthusiastically - and even hypocrites aren't barred from the door, but guys who are doing their best to do injury to gays and to profit from this abuse simply aren't welcome.

[gtc]

but guys who are doing their best to do injury to gays and to profit from this abuse simply aren't welcome.

So no S&M party organisers then?

[Complexity]

So no S&M party organisers then?


There's injury and then there's injury.

I despise Craig.

[Rat]

Hard to read, but this has been hinted at before:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/60927

[AgeGap]

Agegap- You forgot the British. If it hadn't been for Imperial meddling, the earthquake would have happened safely in Palestine where it would only have spooked a few camels.
God hates the Brits. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2275158.stm)

[Wobble]

God hates the Brits. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2275158.stm)


God really hates the Brits (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7266136.stm)

Although I think it would be more fun to cut out the middle man and blame the obesity epidemic.