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Horatius
5th March 2008, 01:36 PM
Kremlin hawks feed conspiracy theories with 3,200 white mice (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3466775.ece).


“One would have thought that we’d have more important matters to worry about than the fate of a few thousand mice,” said Oleg Churkin, a Russian television executive.

“But I also imagined that we’d have greater state secrets than this. I guess it’s silly season.”

That failed to stem the conspiracists. Historians pointed out that there is a long tradition of bizarre animal experiments in Russia, dating back to Stalin’s era.



For those who are sick of 9/11, here's a neat piece to play with. read the whole article to see how a secretive government, a paranoid public, and a perfectly innocent activity can combine to produce a bunch of CTs.



I know there's a NWO Kitty comic in there somewhere!

Drudgewire
5th March 2008, 01:43 PM
Whenever I hear "white mice" this is the first thing that pops into my head:

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:D

Horatius
5th March 2008, 01:52 PM
My God! An entire White Mice Orchestra! Will those Soviet Fiends stop at nothing?!?

Myriad
5th March 2008, 04:43 PM
They're nano-thermice.

Respectfully,
Myriad

Harry Lime Juice
5th March 2008, 04:46 PM
Wrong, they're holograms.

Horatius
5th March 2008, 05:59 PM
Nope, figured it all out!



http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2008/03/06/who-needs-that-many-mice.png

AMTMAN
5th March 2008, 09:39 PM
Paranoia and Russia go hand in hand.

TriskettheKid
5th March 2008, 10:14 PM
You're all wrong.

They're not mice. They're mini-rats.

Davidlpf
5th March 2008, 10:47 PM
For fawlty tower fans there not mice they are serbiam hamsters.

Redtail
5th March 2008, 11:13 PM
No, they are going to paint the numbers 1, 2, 3, 5-3,200 on the mice and let them go in the UN.

funk de fino
6th March 2008, 01:55 AM
They're nano-thermice.

Respectfully,
Myriad

That made me chuckle

I am in Western Siberia at the moment and I can categorically state there are no white mice here BTW.