NWO made another fatal mistake...

[padragan]

I think it gets harder and harder to maintain the illusion when our true masters keep messing up like this:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks?utm_source=EMTF_Onion

;)

(or maybe it should be placed in humor... if so my sincere apologies)

[uk_dave]

:D

According to a CBS News /New York Times poll, Seaver is not alone. Of the nearly 600 undecided assassins who responded to the poll, 37 percent said they strongly favor either Sen. Hilary Clinton (D-NY) or Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) to win. Nearly 22 percent reported that Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) would be an excellent choice based on such key factors as his immobility, his inability to raise his arms above his head to shield his face, and his stance on campaign-finance reform. The remaining 40 percent responded that, due to growing disillusionment with the voting system and unsatisfying platforms from all the frontrunners, they would be happy to shoot any one of the candidates through the chest and throat from an abandoned factory.
One assassin told pollsters that he is still hopeful that Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) will be elected in November. However, even if Paul fails to win the presidency, the respondent fully intends to carry out his plans to stab Paul to death in December.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_presidential_assassins