Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday...

[headscratcher4]

http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise?autoplay=true

Boogie the night away in a presumably thetan-free zone.

[Moochie]

http://gawker.com/5003867/secret-video-the-scientologists-celebrate-the-birthday-of-the-prophet-tom-cruise?autoplay=true

Boogie the night away in a presumably thetan-free zone.


I have never seen any evidence of humor in the way this person laughs. It seems strained/forced somehow. I don't think he has a funny bone in his body.

M.

[headscratcher4]

We're "clear" on that... ;)

[Gazpacho]

I have never seen any evidence of humor in the way this person laughs. It seems strained/forced somehow. I don't think he has a funny bone in his body.
How can anyone laugh when the eternity of trillions of thetans is at stake?

[JoeEllison]

What the **** is so funny? Cruise does that fake laugh thing constantly, for no good reason.

[Lex Luthor]

I was messing around with Powerpoint the other day and used it to create this Tom Cruise comic:

http://home.kc.rr.com/komer/thiscrazyworld002.jpg

I've created a grand total of two cartoons so far. I'm sure Scott Adams is very afraid of the competition.

My cartoon archive can be found here (http://crazyworldcartoon.blogspot.com/).

[Ausmerican]

I really don't want to perpetuate any long standing rumors about Wee Tommy but who is the very gay looking guy that seems to be constantly by his side during the video in the skin tight white t-shirt?

[Kilgore Trout]

That would be a one David Miscavige, Chairman of the Board of the RTC (Religious Technology Center) and apparent leader of Scientology.

[fishbait]

I really don't want to perpetuate any long standing rumors about Wee Tommy but who is the very gay looking guy that seems to be constantly by his side during the video in the skin tight white t-shirt?That's David Miscavige (http://www.geocities.com/athens/delphi/1200/davidmiscavige.html?200815), the "asthmatic dwarf", who is the grand high exalted pobah of $cientology. He's even shorter than Cruise who is a shrimp.

[Gord_in_Toronto]

The mention of Miscavige caused me to wonder how he was appearing in public without someone collecting the $1,000,000 Larry Wollersheim had promised for tracking him down, but I see that the Co$ paid
Wollersheim the $8.7 million they owed him from his lawsuit judgment in 2002. Shows how much I am out of touch.

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/5/10/104726/587

[Moochie]

That's David Miscavige (http://www.geocities.com/athens/delphi/1200/davidmiscavige.html?200815), the "asthmatic dwarf", who is the grand high exalted pobah of $cientology. He's even shorter than Cruise who is a shrimp.

The article mentions his "five-foot frame." The angry chihuahua?

M.

[FSM]

I watched the unsettlingly hysterical, knee-slapping laughter...

I stuck around during the trumpet celebration of "Mission Impossible"...

But when TC started singing "Old Time Rock n Roll," I, I, I...

...

...

Well, I just couldn't watch it, is all.


And people doubt Jessie Prince's story in Morton's book about the wildflower field created just for Tom and Nick? That seems like a walk in the park to do compared to this Live Music EXTRAVAGANZA...

plechhhhk.

[Macoy]

The band seems quite professional though. Someone told me that they were the "Lounge Volcano Five" but I think they were lying.

[Memento_mori]

I like the cartoon very much, however, I got a call from Scott Adams and he said he's gonna sue you 'cause he has apparently copywritten all intellectual rights to "humor".
Oh, also, Xenu called, something about slander and "you have no proof". Sorry, I'm just the messenger.

[Kopji]

I'm a little surprised that Scientology allows Cruise to represent them as freely as he does. They obviously enjoy the publicity, but there is also some risk. You never know when your Hertz representative might end up a serial killer.

As a whole, they don't seem to assess benefit/risk very well.

[Memento_mori]

I'm a little surprised that Scientology allows Cruise to represent them as freely as he does. They obviously enjoy the publicity, but there is also some risk. You never know when your Hertz representative might end up a serial killer.

As a whole, they don't seem to assess benefit/risk very well.

Of course not. How can you assess anything rationally when you are coerced and brainwashed? Mr. Cruise is the most successful example of proof that CO$ is in the business of dehumanization and mind control. I for one support his right of free speech, because this grants us a view into his thoughts. This is of course why members are highly discouraged from speaking to the press, expressing their opinions on the internet in an open forum or for that matter, "defending" their religion as opposed to attacking critics. Let him speak, let him represent, hell, let him write a book ( although I doubt he could ), let him give interviews, discuss his opinions on talk shows. Talk it up, Tom, we hang on every word.

[AgeGap]

I really don't want to perpetuate any long standing rumors about Wee Tommy but who is the very gay looking guy that seems to be constantly by his side during the video in the skin tight white t-shirt?
I thought their mutual masturbation was just a figure of speech. Poor Katie.

[Rrose Selavy]

Hey! "Xenu & the Thetans! - they rock! Where do I sign up? Strangely compelling.

Did you spot the LRH looky-likey behind Cruise?

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_337747def2a64bb5e.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=11310)

[Rrose Selavy]

Hey! "Xenu & the Thetans! - they rock! They just signed a Trilllion year Billion Album contract. Strangely compelling.

Did you spot the LRH looky-likey behind Cruise?

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_337747def2a64bb5e.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=11310)