Another election triumph for the TM!

[CHF]

First there was the success story of America's next president Ron Paul.

And now Doug Plumb of AE911 (the guy in charge of screening applicants) has run for Federal Office in the riding of Toronto Centre under the banner of the Canadian Action Party.

The results (http://enr.elections.ca/ElectoralDistricts_e.aspx?ed=1432), with 255 of 275 polls reporting...

Liberal - Bob Rae - 12,928 - 59.1%
NDP - El-Farouk Khaki - 3,017 - 13.8%
Green Party - Chris Tindal - 2,999 - 13.7%
Conservative - Donald Meredith - 2,746 - 12.6%
AAEV Party of Canada - Liz White - 103 - 0.5%
CAP - Doug Plumb - 83 - 0.4%

And with that, the revolution continues!
:bigclap

[Unsecured Coins]

First there was the success story of America's next president Ron Paul.

And now Doug Plumb of AE911 (the guy in charge of screening applicants) has run for Federal Office in the riding of Toronto Centre under the banner of the Canadian Action Party.

The results (http://enr.elections.ca/ElectoralDistricts_e.aspx?ed=1432), with 255 of 275 polls reporting...

Liberal - Bob Rae - 12,928 - 59.1%
NDP - El-Farouk Khaki - 3,017 - 13.8%
Green Party - Chris Tindal - 2,999 - 13.7%
Conservative - Donald Meredith - 2,746 - 12.6%
AAEV Party of Canada - Liz White - 103 - 0.5%
CAP - Doug Plumb - 83 - 0.4%

And with that, the revolution continues!
:bigclap

I think I got more votes for prom king

[eromitlab]

Obviously this is nWo vote fraud on a massive scale. Or Diebold just stole another election.

[Arus808]

I think I got more votes for prom king

haha! I was just thinking that. I got more votes for being my high school class secretary (not president, SECRETARY)..eeg, and we only had 448 students in my senior year.

[LashL]

The AAEV party?

Oh my. A twoofer candidate from a fringe party losing to the Libs, the Cons, and the NDP is pretty much expected. A twoofer candidate from a fringe party losing to the Greens is mildly embarrassing. A twoofer candidate from the fringe CAP party, losing to a fringe candidate who appears to be the sole candidate in the history of ever of the "Animal Alliance Environment Voters" party, which is even fringier (yes, I just made up that word) than the CAP party, well, that's just pathetic hilarious pathetic hilarious.

Vive la revolucion111!!!eleventy111... er, um, never mind...*sparks up a doob*

Thanks, CHF, for posting the results. That was a perfect humorous cap to my night as I sign out to hit the sheets. :)

[jhunter1163]

Hell, out of 21,876 votes cast, he might have got 83 by accident. It happened in Palm Beach County.

[SpitfireIX]

First there was the success story of America's next president Ron Paul.

And now Doug Plumb of AE911 (the guy in charge of screening applicants) has run for Federal Office in the riding of Toronto Centre under the banner of the Canadian Action Party.

The results (http://enr.elections.ca/ElectoralDistricts_e.aspx?ed=1432), with 255 of 275 polls reporting...

Liberal - Bob Rae - 12,928 - 59.1%
NDP - El-Farouk Khaki - 3,017 - 13.8%
Green Party - Chris Tindal - 2,999 - 13.7%
Conservative - Donald Meredith - 2,746 - 12.6%
AAEV Party of Canada - Liz White - 103 - 0.5%
CAP - Doug Plumb - 83 - 0.4%

And with that, the revolution continues!
:bigclap


http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/17060474efd991a6f5.jpg

[johnny karate]

This guy only got 83 more votes than I did, and I didn't even run.

Hell, I've never even been to Toronto.

[uk_dave]

He only got 80 more votes than me and I've never even heard of Toronto.....eh?

[WhatWouldZeusDo]

Hey! You posted that without having all the results in. I mean, he almost broke the magic triple digit barrier. That's the Mendoza line of twoof!

CAP Doug Plumb 97 0.4

Edit: PS: Thanks LashL, for saving me from having to search to learn what the AAEV party was.

[Horatius]

The AAEV party?

Oh my. A twoofer candidate from a fringe party losing to the Libs, the Cons, and the NDP is pretty much expected. A twoofer candidate from a fringe party losing to the Greens is mildly embarrassing. A twoofer candidate from the fringe CAP party, losing to a fringe candidate who appears to be the sole candidate in the history of ever of the "Animal Alliance Environment Voters" party, which is even fringier (yes, I just made up that word) than the CAP party, well, that's just pathetic hilarious pathetic hilarious.

Vive la revolucion111!!!eleventy111... er, um, never mind...*sparks up a doob*

Thanks, CHF, for posting the results. That was a perfect humorous cap to my night as I sign out to hit the sheets. :)


That's what I thought: He lost to the party I had to Google to figure our who they were. I've at least heard of the CAP, but AAEV? Who the hell is that?



Edit: PS: Thanks LashL, for saving me from having to search to learn what the AAEV party was.


I should've read the whole thread!

[CHF]

Frankly, I don't know how on earth Doug lost given his platform (http://www.canadianactionparty.ca/cgi/page.cgi?aid=915&_id=128&zine=show).

I mean who wouldn't vote for him after reading that?

[Unsecured Coins]

Frankly, I don't know how on earth Doug lost given his platform (http://www.canadianactionparty.ca/cgi/page.cgi?aid=915&_id=128&zine=show).

I mean who wouldn't vote for him after reading that?


wow. he has my vote.

right off the f[rule 10]ing island...

[e^n]

Frankly, I don't know how on earth Doug lost given his platform (http://www.canadianactionparty.ca/cgi/page.cgi?aid=915&_id=128&zine=show).

I mean who wouldn't vote for him after reading that?

Oh man this is a goldmine!

When you see people walking around with signs demanding more taxes you know there is a big conspiracy at work.

Police wear bullet proof vests supposedly to protect them from guns but the real reason is so that they look less like us and this creates a psychological barrier that divides them from the people. There is a cartoon about this on Looney Tunes, as one of the characters changes hats his personality changes with it and is a known principle of social engineering.

Soon doctors will decide if you deserve to be treated or not.

It goes on and on!

[The Silver Shadow]

Soon doctors will decide if you deserve to be treated or not. They no longer are required to take the Hippocratic OathUmm... The Hippocratic Oath has to be taken. I accidentally walked into an oath-taking ceremony last September...

[T.A.M.]

Well I only graduated in 1998, and I took the Oath with all of my classmates.

TAM:)

[Unsecured Coins]

Well I only graduated in 1998, and I took the Oath with all of my classmates.

TAM:)


Good. Maybe you can tell me why it hurts everywhere I touch

[rwguinn]

Good. Maybe you can tell me why it hurts everywhere I touch
You aren't supposed to touch people with a right cross?

[uk_dave]

Good. Maybe you can tell me why it hurts everywhere I touch

Then stop touching it.

You'll go blind

[Horatius]

Good. Maybe you can tell me why it hurts everywhere I touch

You aren't supposed to touch people with a right cross?

Then stop touching it.

You'll go blind


Geez, you people need to learn the right punchlines.


The correct answer is, of course, you have a broken finger!

;)

[rwguinn]

Geez, you people need to learn the right punchlines.


The correct answer is, of course, you have a broken finger!

;)
If you do a right cross wrong, you can break a finger.

[1337m4n]

noooooooooooo Ron Paul can't lose

[Unsecured Coins]

Geez, you people need to learn the right punchlines.


The correct answer is, of course, you have a broken finger!

;)


yup. :D

[Blender Head]

noooooooooooo Ron Paul can't lose

He never will if you keep him in your heart. :o

Also, your avatar is wonderous.

[dudalb]

Frankly, I don't know how on earth Doug lost given his platform (http://www.canadianactionparty.ca/cgi/page.cgi?aid=915&_id=128&zine=show).

I mean who wouldn't vote for him after reading that?

Wow,that platform is sure a bunch of Woo.
The guy never met a conspiracy theory he did not buy into.
The guy is trying to be Canada's answer to Ron Paul.

[leftysergeant]

If you do a right cross wrong, you can break a finger.
Is it still a right cross if you do itwrong?

A local talk show host in the Seattle area once read a paper asserting that one in fifteen people chosen at random will have some mental defect.

Plumb didn't even lock up the whackadoo vote.

Was it just the animal rights activist that siphoned away his votes? Are there really that few zanies in Canada?

Does the fact that he is such an ugly mug on top of it have any effect?

[defaultdotxbe]

Is it still a right cross if you do itwrong?

i think its a left cross if you do it wrong, but if you do 3 in a row its a right cross again

[Bobert]

I have been waiting for a good time to post this:
http://www.youfailed.net/failed_1.jpg

[timhau]

If you go to the front page of the CAP web site (http://www.canadianactionparty.ca/home.html), you'll see a message from their leader (something called Connie Fougal, who proves yet again that NWO has by far the hotter chicks), who wants you to see 'an essential video'. The link is to -- wouldn't you guess? -- Endgame. :rolleyes:

(BTW, is it a coincidence that Fougal's official title appears to be not chairwoman or somesuch, but leader?)

[defaultdotxbe]

(BTW, is it a coincidence that Fougal's official title appears to be not chairwoman or somesuch, but leader?)
anyone else get a mental picture of homer simpson going "NANANANANANANA Leader!"

[Horatius]

Plumb didn't even lock up the whackadoo vote.

Was it just the animal rights activist that siphoned away his votes? Are there really that few zanies in Canada?

Does the fact that he is such an ugly mug on top of it have any effect?



Actually, it was a by-election, which traditionally have much lower turn outs than full elections. Because of this, the turn out is usually skewed towards those who have strong feelings about the candidates/parties/issues. This effect usually bumps up the percentages for fringe "protest" or single-issue parties, which means his poor showing is even more pathetic.