So Angelina Jolie is now part of the NWO/Illuminati/Whatever?

[abenja1]

That's according to cult followers of alex jones at Prison Planet. http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=29260.0

If you can look without laughing, I will be surprised. Oh and apparently her father is a neo-con psyop operative.

[NickUK]

Oh my lord...

[Lensman]

Nah - it was Lara Crofts dad who was in the Illuminati. :D

[liverleef]

oh my lord there is a lot of stupid people at prisonplanet.

[T.A.M.]

well she isn't a sullen teenager in her moms basement, so of course she is one of us...lol

TAM;)

[Drudgewire]

She just annoys me. Can we trade her in for Billy Bob Thorton and Jennifer Aniston?

[VespaGuy]

So Angelina Jolie is NWO, and Rosie O'Donnell is a truther.

Boy, did I pick the right team!!!

[Pato2747]

I still can't believe these people say this stuff for real.

[TheRedWorm]

That is why some call Jones (and his followers) disinfo.

[Cuddles]

Wow. I don't usually bother looking at conspiracy sites. The nuts who come here really are the tip of the iceberg.

[Travis]

From the poster ironically known as Sane:

She is full on MK Ultra child prodigy.

You can't make this stuff up.

[Drudgewire]

From the poster ironically known as Sane:

You can't make this stuff up.
Would that make George Costanza NWO? After all, he bought daddy's car. :p

[Spindrift]

The NWO is trying to improve it's image. It can't all be gray-haired white men. They had to get a few babes.

Maybe she'll be our new empress when the NWO takes over. Empress Angelina and her royal consort Brad.

[Uzzy]

If Angelina Jolie is part of the NWO, I want to know where I can renew my membership. Pronto!

[cloudshipsrule]

So Angelina Jolie is NWO, and Rosie O'Donnell is a truther.

Boy, did I pick the right team!!!

+1

[ktesibios]

The NWO is trying to improve it's image. It can't all be gray-haired white men. They had to get a few babes.

Maybe she'll be our new empress when the NWO takes over. Empress Angelina and her royal consort Brad.

For now the country's going to make it
At last a king who looks the part
At last a queen who looks good naked

[dudalb]

Jolie is an NWO operative?
I guess some Truthers think"Mr and Mrs Smith" was a docudrama.

[JCM]

The claim is apparently due to her membership in the Council On Foreign Relations

[Swing Dangler]

That's according to cult followers of alex jones at Prison Planet. http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=29260.0

If you can look without laughing, I will be surprised. Oh and apparently her father is a neo-con psyop operative.

She gets a pass by me...she is too beautiful to hate. ;)

[Trifikas]

She gets a pass by me...she is too beautiful to hate. ;)

Well, hey, it's a start. Now we just have to preface our arguments with "When the plane hit the 110-story Angelina Jolie..." and we can make some real progress...

[Tbone]

Well, time to join in on those Illuminati sex rituals.

[Beerina]

"Uhhh, I agree with you, Ms. Jolie. Quite unlike these other cads around here who transparently don't know their @$$ from a hole in the ground. What? Why yes, I would love to call you Angelina...Angie. Shall we go out for a drink, Angie?"

[Sword_Of_Truth]

She gets a pass by me...she is too beautiful to hate. ;)

So you're an anti-semitic holocaust denying conspiracist who is willing to "give a pass" to this person who has gotten rich working for the j00 controlled movie industry and is actively promoting the j00 agenda because she gets your motor running?

[NoZed Avenger]

Raises for the entire recruitment department!!

BIG raises.

[1337m4n]

http://media.canada.com/8c8b3290-2b08-4dc6-8e3e-2cc645fdfe05/070920_crocker.jpg

LEAVE ANGELINA ALONE!!

[AZCat]

How did we make it this far in an Angelina Jolie thread without a pic? Surely someone's awesome Photoshop skills are sufficient for this task?

[Travis]

So you're an anti-semitic holocaust denying conspiracist who is willing to "give a pass" to this person who has gotten rich working for the j00 controlled movie industry and is actively promoting the j00 agenda because she gets your motor running?

Considering the demographic of Truthers perhaps this is a tactic we should explore. I'd imagine few Truthers would stand up to NWO agents Jessica & Jessica (Alba & Biel that is) they'd be too busy stumbling for words. Throw in NAU operatives Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman (who doubles as a Mossad operative) and Lindsay Lohan and we'd rule the frigging world we would.

[Sword_Of_Truth]

The funny thing about this is how telling it is of the troofer mindset.

Ms. Jolie says: We have finally reached a point where humanitarian assistance, from us and others, can have an impact.

From this, the troofers get: So, she's pro genocide. Nice.

It really is "1984" over in the neighborhood of make-believe.

Humanitarian assistance is genocide
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery
Lies are "Truth"

[Travis]

The funny thing about this is how telling it is of the troofer mindset.

Ms. Jolie says: We have finally reached a point where humanitarian assistance, from us and others, can have an impact.

From this, the troofers get: So, she's pro genocide. Nice.

It really is "1984" over in the neighborhood of make-believe.

Humanitarian assistance is genocide
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery
Lies are "Truth"

I noticed that they were throwing around the word "genocide" an awful lot. I don't think that word means what they think it means.