Spellcasting for lazy people

[mort]

Alright, I usually just read the forums, but this was too good to pass up. Check out

http://www.securebuyshopping.com/1007bh/spellkaster/index.htm

No longer do I need to waste time casting lengthy "radionic energy" spells when I could be talking with my psychic friends.

[SquishyDave]

Allow me to welcome you to the forums.

That link is hilarious, and to think I've been casting spells the old fashioned way like a sucker, when I could have been using this neat little program.

I like this spell

The Retribution Spell - The most powerful revenge generating force on the planet.

We all know some people who are so rotten and so vile that they deserve the very worst of what they get. Now you can speed that process up and ensure they never prosper. This spell gives you the power to get them crawling on their knees or begging your forgiveness.
The most powerful revenge force on the planet, and the most it can do is ensure they never prosper? Come on, I want them writhing in eternal hell fire or something, never prosper, bah.

[Matabiri]

The most powerful revenge force on the planet, and the most it can do is ensure they never prosper? Come on, I want them writhing in eternal hell fire or something, never prosper, bah.

Not only that, but according to the disclaimer at the bottom of the page, you shouldn't use it to get revenge anyway.

WARNING : RADIONIC ENERGY IS A POWERFUL FORCE. THIS SOFTWARE IS NOT TO BE USED FOR ANY MALICIOUS OR ILLEGAL PURPOSES.

Rich

[Rolfe]

Is this for real? Some of this stuff is so weird and some of the spoofs so ingenious it can be hard to tell.

I know there are some actual vets who practise radionics along with homoeopathy, and declare that it's rational science. "Pure energy medicine", in the words of one. And the moon is made of green cheese....

Rolfe.

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Welcome Mort and Matabiri. Newbies coming out of the woodwork!

~~ Paul

[zer0vector]

The multiple statements they're making like "the longer you run this on your computer" don't sit well with me. I mean of course it could just be woo-woo bull, making it seem more real, but it could be that they've got some sort of spyware running through this program. Having it installed on your computer and leaving it running might allow for access to your computer, DDoSing, etc...