I think I deserve an apology

[MoeFaux]

He never ONCE groped me. Jerk.:D

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/state/2003-10-02-arnold-text_x.htm

[hgc]

Originally posted by MoeFaux
He never ONCE groped me. Jerk.:D

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/state/2003-10-02-arnold-text_x.htm You poor thing. Why would you want that moron's meat hooks on you anyway?

[MoeFaux]

Originally posted by hgc
You poor thing. Why would you want that moron's meat hooks on you anyway?

I wouldn't. Ew! Too much muscle, not enough brain.

[jj]

Ithll sthay sthumthing afterth they thew my tongth bagth togetherth.

I bit it too hard :)

[EvilYeti]

Originally posted by MoeFaux
He never ONCE groped me. Jerk.:D


You'll have to tell us how gropeworthy you are, to be fair. The Republicans have higher standards then the Democrats when it comes to sexual assault.

[MoeFaux]

Originally posted by EvilYeti


You'll have to tell us how gropeworthy you are, to be fair. The Republicans have higher standards then the Democrats when it comes to sexual assault.

I'd say a nine out of ten. But, I came from a white trash family, so I guess that means I'm the Democrats darling and not Arnolds.

[Tricky]

Originally posted by MoeFaux


I'd say a nine out of ten. But, I came from a white trash family, so I guess that means I'm the Democrats darling and not Arnolds.
Let us be the judges of this. Post a picture of yourself in your favorite tube top.

[MoeFaux]

Originally posted by Tricky

Let us be the judges of this. Post a picture of yourself in your favorite tube top.

Send in your registration for the convention and you'll see me there. :D

[UnrepentantSinner]

I for one promise to rectify this oversight at TAM2. I am sure I will have no problem recruiting others to help me.

[peptoabysmal]

I can't speak for Arnold, but I'd be willing to give you a grope for the good of the party.

[Ed]

I'd be more than pleased to consider you for a grope-a-thon. We simply need to enter the appropriate values in my copy righted "Gropability Index"(sm) formula:

GI= (P1a * P2a + I)^Exp(D/T)

Defined for all values of P1a<7. If P1a>=7 generally a woman will not speak to me in the first place so P2a will remain undefined.

AND

D>600 miles (Adhering to that dictate of an Isreali General who observed that "more than 600 miles from home, every man is a batchelor). This is widely known as "The Jew Conjecture" and while not proven, has been experimentally verified.

You will note the subtle interaction of I and D. This accounts for the self destructive characteristic of men to make disasterious passes at neighbors at parties in one's own home.

Also note that, with suitably large values of I and D and T, P1a and P2a become irrelevant. This is known as the "Coulter Phenomenon" which has been experimentally explored on this board. In this respect the GI is much like Einsteinian physics where generally observed behaviors break down.


Where:

P1a=Physical attractiveness (by observation)
P2a=Personality attractiveness
I=Level of inebriation
D=Distance from home
T=Time of day expressed as Sin(Time/24 +7)

For values of GI:
<1 no luck
>=1 warrents a grope.
>=1.75 warrents a serious tumble
>2 warrents an embaressing (and ultimately expensive) Vegas wedding

I might also note that most women will not put up with this nonsense which explains why I tend not to get laid (the EdGod Paradox).

[MoeFaux]

But Ed, "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas".

[Ed]

Originally posted by MoeFaux
But Ed, "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas".

Yeah, that's called "The Payoff" a service mark og the LV gaming industry.

I think that that phrase actually refers to your bets.

[MoeFaux]

Originally posted by Ed


Yeah, that's called "The Payoff" a service mark og the LV gaming industry.

I think that that phrase actually refers to your bets.

The Payoff? Hmmm. I've never heard that, and I live there.
That's actually Las Vegas' ad campaign, and what the newspaper gossip columnist always says when some celebrity does something naughty. It's also said a lot at stip clubs. I'm guessing.

[nightwind]

The timing of this groping story is kind of interesting. However, this is nothing more than dirty politics.

This is pretty much an irrelevant matter, and most likely will have the reverse effect that they were hoping for.

Maybe politicians could start doing "in limine" filings to exclude things that are not relevant, however, not sure how you could control the press.

Besides I thought the ability to "grope" was a pre-requisite for being a politician> :D

[Ed]

Originally posted by MoeFaux


The Payoff? Hmmm. I've never heard that, and I live there.
That's actually Las Vegas' ad campaign, and what the newspaper gossip columnist always says when some celebrity does something naughty. It's also said a lot at stip clubs. I'm guessing.

I think that the raison d'etre for LV from the beginning was sin (not a judgement, just a convienient catch all word). The Disney approach did not bring in the high rollers as much as they had hoped so they are going back to their dark roots. Good for them.

Remember Sen. Geary in the Godfather 2. Like that.

[MoeFaux]

Las Vegas is not a place for children. I'm so glad they're giving up the "family" idea and embracing it for the den of sin it is. :p

Although, I was sad when the Treasure Island got rid of their cool pirate sign. They want to ditch the disney feel and make the casino more "hip". [sigh]

But boy, people bring a lot of kids. And every time I walk through the casino, I see people there with newborn babies. Up late. What are they thinking?

[Agammamon]

You know, I'm thinking that Arnie is a sexist pig. He only gropes women. Shouldn't an aspiring politician be an equal opportunity type of guy?

[shanek]

Originally posted by MoeFaux
He never ONCE groped me. Jerk.:D

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/state/2003-10-02-arnold-text_x.htm

Okay, okay, here is my own personal apology. I'm very, very sorry that I have never groped you. Perhaps if I can make it to TAM2 we can rectify that situation. ;)

[MoeFaux]

I like this thread.:D