Pokemon are real

[1337m4n]

New Conspiracy Theory: The government is covering up the existence of...ready for this?

...Pokemon.

Yes, those cute cuddly little Japanese things that show up in all those videogames and have more firepower than your average battle tank. Apparently they exist, like, FO RIZZLE. Here's the forum for "Real Pokemon Believers":

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?


Eh, see for yourself. Some of the most, um, "insightful" threads:

Holy (http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=422)
Freaking (http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=358)
Cthulhu (http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=314)

Odds are the entire forum is one gigantic joke. But then again, the same could be said about the Flat Earth Society.

[Normal Dude]

Odds are the entire forum is one gigantic joke. But then again, the same could be said about the Flat Earth Society.

I truly want to believe this, but sometimes I wonder.

ETA: That some of the far out sites are jokes, not that pokemon are real.

[vexed]

Amazing, simply amazing.

[Rufo]

Odds are the entire forum is one gigantic joke. But then again, the same could be said about the Flat Earth Society.
I'm guessing it's a joke which has gotten some unwitting younger participants who believes in it.

So... I'm guessing you're one of those who liek mudkips?

[Showmeproof]

:::yawns:::

[shadron]

ID for toys.

[Quad4_72]

Gotta be a joke.

[kosai]

This is an anonymous/4chan gag.. pretty funny though.

[arthwollipot]

Wow. According to this guy (http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=314), there are now 16 billion people in the world.

I wonder when that happened?

[rjh01]

I do not think it is a joke. However it si a new site. So we will see what it turns out to be.

Edit. Maybe the 15 billion is a typo of some sort.

[arthwollipot]

I think that there are a few people who have been playing far too much Pokemon, and watching it on television and on their N64, and have started seeing them in their dreams. Tragically, they appear to be unable to sort out in their heads what is dream and what is reality. Most of the other posters are stringing them on for humour value, like whoever was on the other end of the chat in the first link.

[Dancing David]

Wow. According to this guy (http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=314), there are now 16 billion people in the world.

I wonder when that happened?

You leave it in the refrigerator and forget about it, until you notice the smell.

[Showmeproof]

Wow. According to this guy (http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=314), there are now 16 billion people in the world.

I wonder when that happened?


Isnt it 6 billion?

[Damien Evans]

Isnt it 6 billion?

Give or take a few million, yeah.

[Showmeproof]

That site HAS to be a joke!!!! Either way, I was browsing around and found 3 interesting passages!


"if there's anyone joking, it's you trolls trying to mess with us. So we don't think the same way as you. That doesn't mean you can make fun of us. You'll know we were right when we all have pokemon and you don't."

"I was walking home through the woods from school today. I saw this weird caterpillar on the ground. It was bright green and about half as big as my forearm. It had these red horn-type things on its head. I'm 99% sure it was a Caterpie(a pokemon). The most surprising part was that it dug a hole in the ground after I looked at it for a minute. I was literally in shock for a couple hours."

"Well, like some of you, I have been to the Pokemon World, and like most of you, I find it much better than our world. However, I only go there at random times, so I can't really choose when I want to go." someone responded with "I'm so jealous..But then again, I bet there's people who are jealous of me because I already have a Pokémon."

[Gst]

I want to travel to the Pokeverse.

Quote from there:
"i go to church, and i relly think jesus is a pokemon."

Funny stuff.

[Showmeproof]

I want to travel to the Pokeverse.

Quote from there:
"i go to church, and i relly think jesus is a pokemon."

Funny stuff.

LOL...That quote has to be a joke! No one can be that stupid.

[nails3jesus0]

jesus ISNT a pokemon then??

????????

[Pato2747]

I believe, and God, I hope I'm right, that this is a parody of the digiclipse forum. They believed that Digimon were real, and they had evidence.

Anyways, this leaked into a lot of sites, including those lurked by Anonymous, and eventually this website got badly defaced by the forces of g00ns and Anon.

But if this is parody, it's WAY too well made. I hope I'm right and this is a parody website.

Edit: As I'm reading now, the episode that caused seizures to the children was a message from Porygon that failed miserably.


All those seizures can't be a coincidence[...]


I'm gonna let that statement speak for itself.

Double Edit: And they also believe that... Man, I can't believe this...





Are you ready for this?







They believe that the Russians will use the Pokémon Universe as a weapon for the real world. Look here. (http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=422&st=0)

[RSLancastr]

Jesus was a Pokemon? Impossible. If he was, then the New Testament would be full of passages like:

While they were eating, Jesus took some bread, and after a blessing, He broke it and gave it to the disciples, and said, "Jesus!!!"

And when He had taken a cup and given thanks, He gave it to them, saying, "Jesusjesusjesus JeeeeSUS!!!!!"

After singing a hymn, they went out to the Mount of Olives.

[Gst]

Good thing I haven't used my master ball yet, so I can catch Jesus when he finally comes back.

[rjh01]

Is it me or has the site been hacked with a headline LOOK, IT'S A RAT PAINTED YELLOW, IT MUST BE A PIKACHU. HURRY! USE YOUR MASTER BALL!"

[arthwollipot]

I was going to make some comment about "master balls" but figured it would probably be against the forum rules.

[Ryokan]

Mewtwo vs Jesus

I'd pay money to see that.

[Showmeproof]

Mewtwo vs Jesus

I'd pay money to see that.

I put my money on Mewtwo.

[Pato2747]

Well, it looks like a fake now. Apparently, this was a big "You have been trolled" to everyone who swallowed it. It got defaced, showing that people fell for it, and then the admins spilled the truth.

Meh.

[Pato2747]

Well, it looks like a fake now. Apparently, this was a big "You have been trolled" to everyone who swallowed it. It got defaced, showing that people fell for it, and then the admins spilled the truth.

Meh.

[Pato2747]

Well, it looks like a fake now. Apparently, this was a big "You have been trolled" to everyone who swallowed it. It got defaced, showing that people fell for it, and then the admins spilled the truth.

Meh.

[Lynx2174]

It was a trolling attempt by the anonymous of 4chan, parodying a frighteningly similar and, as far as I can tell, genuine website/community for digimon, a less popular competing franchise. I'm willing to bet they got at least a dozen genuine delusional people.

http://digiclipse.digi-pop.net/

[Pato2747]

It was a trolling attempt by the anonymous of 4chan, parodying a frighteningly similar and, as far as I can tell, genuine website/community for digimon, a less popular competing franchise. I'm willing to bet they got at least a dozen genuine delusional people.

http://digiclipse.digi-pop.net/

I have heard rumors that 4chan's /v/ did this one, also as a trolling forum, but the other part Anonymous didn't know, so they made a trolling parody of it. Confusing, but plausible.

[kosai]

It was a trolling attempt by the anonymous of 4chan, parodying a frighteningly similar and, as far as I can tell, genuine website/community for digimon, a less popular competing franchise. I'm willing to bet they got at least a dozen genuine delusional people.

http://digiclipse.digi-pop.net/

I'll just use my previous answer again.

This is an anonymous/4chan gag.. pretty funny though.

[Lynx2174]

I'll just use my previous answer again.

The digimon site is in my opinion more hilarious, because they actually have a plan. A rather doomed plan.

Off their About page:

Project digiclipse is the combination of hope, belief, and the theories of members of all digimon believers. The point is, we believe that digimon exist, and we are determined to find a way to bring them to us. The way we attempt to do this, is simple, yet hopefully effective. We gather all the belivers that we can find, and focus on our goal at the exact same moment all around the world, hold our digivices to the sky, and the laws of mind over matter tell us that we can achieve our goal; a digital portal opening somewhere nearby.

Your toy Digivices?

They may be toys, but many of them are a symbolic or even spiritual connection to our partners, and act as a bridge between our world and the digital world by sheer love and belief. That's what this entire project was based on, the power of the mind, and our connections, if not just our belief. It's been proved throughout history that if you believe in something, it can happen. Take for example, the placebo effect. If you give a sick man a substance that will do nothing to aid or harm him, such as sugar, and tell him it's medicine, studies prove that he will get better simply because he believed he would.

[Skullaxide]

You guys DIDN'T know?

[m_huber]

The digimon site is in my opinion more hilarious, because they actually have a plan. A rather doomed plan.

Off their About page:

The scary thing about that is how similar it sounds to mainstream New Age philosophy.

[arthwollipot]

The scary thing about that is how similar it sounds to mainstream New Age philosophy.There's a "mainstream" New Age philosophy now?

[Beerina]

I got a pocket monster for ya right here, lady. Stick your hand right in there...

[Skullaxide]

At least POKEMANZ believe in evolution, it's a step up from most religions.

[Skullaxide]

Double post!

[kosai]

At least POKEMANZ believe in evolution, it's a step up from most religions.

haha nice, good point!

Also, anyone Uri Geller has a lawsuit against can't be all bad.

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/emergingtech/0,1000000183,2076058,00.htm

[Skullaxide]

haha nice, good point!

Also, anyone Uri Geller has a lawsuit against can't be all bad.

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/emergingtech/0,1000000183,2076058,00.htm

Uri Gellar can't take on Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Magikarp, Team Rocket, Charmander, Jigglypuff and countless other recurring Pokeman characters/creatures, that's crazy talk.

This is equally as awesome - also scarily predictable.
Pokémon has been criticized by members of the religions of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam; Christian concerns over Pokémon have primarily concerned perceived occultic and violent themes as well as the concept of "Pokémon evolution", which is said to violate creation according to Genesis. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon#Criticism_and_controversy)

Pokemon have never let me down.

[Pato2747]

Uri Gellar can't take on Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Magikarp, Team Rocket, Charmander, Jigglypuff and countless other recurring Pokeman characters/creatures, that's crazy talk.

This is equally as awesome - also scarily predictable.
Pokémon has been criticized by members of the religions of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam; Christian concerns over Pokémon have primarily concerned perceived occultic and violent themes as well as the concept of "Pokémon evolution", which is said to violate creation according to Genesis. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon#Criticism_and_controversy)

Pokemon have never let me down.

"Christian Power cards". Hahaha.

"Noah, use Flood!"

[Skullaxide]

"Christian Power cards". Hahaha.

"Noah, use Flood!"

Moses, I choose you!

[m_huber]

"Christian Power cards". Hahaha.

"Noah, use Flood!"

Not far off. (http://www.cactusgamedesign.com/redemption.php)