Hitler Was A British Agent

[boloboffin]

Yes, he was. Some guy on the Internet said so.

http://www.hitlerwasabritishagent.com/

He even wrote a long, meandering book that ruminates long and obsessively about the bisexuality of most Nazi officials. They don't let you sell books on the Internet unless they're true!

Hitler was a British Agent covers Hitler's incestuous parentage, his training in Britain, his sex with men, his bizarre sexual habits with women, including fake suicides and murders made to look like suicides. It delves into Hitler's psychiatric condition and how, during his missing year, he was manipulated by 'deconstruction' to perform as a British Agent, that is, an agent for the British war machine.

The book covers Hess and doppelgänger Hess' simultaneous flight to Britain, Anthony Blunt's conception by a royal, Wallis Simpson's sexual practises with King Edward VIII and how she leaked British secrets to Hitler.

Hitler was a British Agent covers Operation JAMES BOND to remove Martin Bormann out of Berlin and exposes for the first time Operation WINNIE THE POOH to remove Hitler out of Berlin. It reveals that the origins of the Cold War were in the hunt for the missing Hitler from 1 May 1945 and this became the excuse for surveillance in virtually every country in the world. Hitler was a British Agent leaves an air that everything that happens now, happens because of 1945.

Operation Winnie The Pooh. Come on, now! This is seriously good stuff here!

Spooked911 (Our Father of the Impregnable Bunny Cages) gives his recommendation (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x199531):

One reason I really like this book is that it does a great job of showing how a massive hoax could be run by conspirators behind the scenes-- e.g. there are lots of examples how the Allied and Axis war machines co-mingled-- while various key players are only partially aware of the big picture and at the same time have to present the "official story" to the public. There are obvious parallels with 9/11 and the current leaders who maintain the official "war on terror" story.

:wackyjiggy:

[LastChild]

I wonder if 16.5 knows about this? Edited to remove inappropriate remark.

[DGM]

I wonder if 16.5 knows about this? Edited to removed quoted remark.
GROW UP

[ElMondoHummus]

Um... isn't this a joke? I don't mean by you, Bolo, I mean by the author of the site.

[Pato2747]

Ooh, some guy on the Internet says it, so IT MUST BE TRUE!

:p

[Par]

I wonder if 16.5 knows about this? Edited to removed quoted remark.


I notice that you’re lying again.

[fuelair]

By his/her choice of name, Last Child indicates a plan to never grow up!!

[Nick Terry]

I see someone put us out of our misery and gave LastChild a timeout. Anybody know for how long? And what happens if he returns with a sock?

[Par]

By his/her choice of name, Last Child indicates a plan to never grow up!!


I always assumed it meant that after him, no parent would ever consider having another child.

[Cl1mh4224rd]

I see someone put us out of our misery and gave LastChild a timeout. Anybody know for how long?


Three days: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=110200

[Par]

I see someone... gave LastChild a timeout.


So, he got himself suspended. That’s marginally irritating.

[Par]

[W]hat happens if he returns with a sock?


He might well; Zensmack89 did.

[Nick Terry]

ah, thanks, I was wondering where ban etc announcements were made. Hey, looks like 3/4 of the suspensions and ban announcements started after this sub-forum was created... well I never...

[dudalb]

Um... isn't this a joke? I don't mean by you, Bolo, I mean by the author of the site.

As a long time World War 2 buff, that book sounds no nuttier then a couple of others out there. The topic of Hitler seems to attract crackpots the way that Honey attracts Flies.

[boloboffin]

Um... isn't this a joke? I don't mean by you, Bolo, I mean by the author of the site.

Well, there certainly is that possibility.

But on the other hand:

http://www.greghallett.com/

He is claiming to be from New Zealand. Perhaps some of our resident Kiwis can fill us in.

[Walter Ego]

Three days: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=110200

I probably know the answer to this but why do people even pay attention to LC and others of his/her ilk? My ignore list on this forum is not very long but it's ineffective since these people who really contribute nothing are constantly quoted and engaged by people who should know better.

[leftysergeant]

There were a lot of British Fascists and Nazis. I believe Sheirer lists a cousin of Neville Chamberlain as a high-ranking nazi. Have to wonder about Neville's leanings as well.

That does not at all support Hitler as a British agent. Just proves that a lot of British nobs were nazis sympathizers.

There is, further, little to support the Hess doppelgaenger theory.

[Horatius]

Hitler Was A British Agent



That's got to be the deepest cover in the history of deep cover!


What's next? Reagan was a commie?

[fullflavormenthol]

That's got to be the deepest cover in the history of deep cover!


What's next? Reagan was a commie?
Shhh! They're watching!

[The Atheist]

http://www.greghallett.com/

He is claiming to be from New Zealand. Perhaps some of our resident Kiwis can fill us in.

Just another raving fruitcake, but yes, he is unfortunately one of ours.

Among other lunatic ideas, he claimed in January 2006 that the NZ Government was going to release the H5N1 virus into the population. I didn't notice that one, and obviously the 33,000 it killed have been covered up by the government.

He also claims that our nuclear-free government conspired with Vladimir Putin to fire a nuke at Taupo (a small holiday town/large lake in the middle of North Island).

New Zealand's Jeff Rense is probably the kindest way of describing him.

A result, no doubt, of NZ's policy of shutting down mental hospitals to integrate people into society. Doesn't always work.

[Blue Mountain]

I probably know the answer to this but why do people even pay attention to LC and others of his/her ilk? My ignore list on this forum is not very long but it's ineffective since these people who really contribute nothing are constantly quoted and engaged by people who should know better.
"All that is required for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing."

We engage them so that the lurkers on the board can see the arguments are baseless, and why.

We also engage them so that when Google indexes these pages hopefully some of the debunkings show up in search results. (Unfortunately that doesn't always work. Google "9/11 truth" and the JREF is not on the first page of results--only the most prominent sites are, and a Wikipedia article.)

[Walter Ego]

We engage them so that the lurkers on the board can see the arguments are baseless, and why.


Has LC ever had an 'argument'? I never noticed one in the quotes. Then there's this Dictator Cheney guy who claims English is not his first language but his grammar and syntax are fine and all his 'mistakes' are spelling errors.

[Major Major]

Hitler was a British Agent covers Operation JAMES BOND to remove Martin Bormann out of Berlin and exposes for the first time Operation WINNIE THE POOH to remove Hitler out of Berlin. It reveals that the origins of the Cold War were in the hunt for the missing Hitler from 1 May 1945 and this became the excuse for surveillance in virtually every country in the world. Hitler was a British Agent leaves an air that everything that happens now, happens because of 1945.


"OPERATION JAMES BOND" was first revealed in a book titled Op JB by its principal operator, Christopher Creighton, Churchill's personal assassin who had previously sunk the Dutch submarine that had sighted the Japanese Fleet sailing to raid Pearl Harbor, then personally blackmailed KGB Chairman Ivan Serov into becoming a British Agent, after which he engineered the reunion of Lord Mountbatten and his only true love, Grand Duchess Maria of Russia.

The whole thing has been thoroughly debunked; seel Counterfeit Spies (1998) for some of the ghastly details. (Others, such as the DNA matching that indicated G.D. Maria had been murdered in 1918, came later.)

The whole bit about Hitler being a British Agent is a postwar German joke; he steps out of the ruins of Berlin, hands a card to the British officre commanding a patrol of occupying troops, and says, "Agent 3491 reporting. Mission accomplished."

[gumboot]

Looks like both Greg Hallett and "Spymaster" are New Zealanders...

The Spymaster has worked in a background of undeclared hostilities over many years. He has gone undercover amongst Nazis, Communists, Marxists and some of the most vicious gangs of criminals in New Zealand. Several times other people have been killed in his place in cases of mistaken identity. The Spymaster has been arrested more times than he can remember and by more outfits than he can remember. He has been on both sides of enforcement operations. He has an in-depth knowledge of offenders in New Zealand and is often sought out by people in high places. Former Prime Minister Rob Muldoon once said of him, "If St Peter ever made a mistake and let you into heaven, there'd be a fistfight in five minutes".

Greg Hallett trained in various psychological models in parallel with his architecture degree and training. He travelled widely behind the Iron Curtain during the Cold War, hitchhiking on planes, making bunks out of airmail bags, to party and report between cities. His contacts in Eastern Europe led to deep penetration of the Soviet State, how it functioned and how it was to colonise the West. It was these qualifications that led him to buy buildings in Moscow immediately after the Berlin Wall fell. This led to interviews with the KGB and their revelations about the planned sex-communism and deconstruction of Westerners. What they had planned for the West happened in the West. Equally all modern history can be dated back to 1945. What Hitler planned for the world happened to the world over the next sixty years.

You have to wonder... I mean, surely the above is parody, right?

Sex-communism? Hitchhiking on planes?

[The Atheist]

Looks like both Greg Hallett and "Spymaster" are New Zealanders...

I can't figure if this is the same Greg Hallett who also runs/ran the "Fathering NZ" deal which was responsible for stalking and hassling judges who didn't give custody to fathers.

I suspect it is, but I can't find a link.

[fuelair]

I can't figure if this is the same Greg Hallett who also runs/ran the "Fathering NZ" deal which was responsible for stalking and hassling judges who didn't give custody to fathers.

I suspect it is, but I can't find a link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Hallett

Had to do weird backtracking but Hitler led to fathers led to Fathering,NZ led to second title led to Wiki verifying he wrote both books and was head of F,NZ .
Enjoy!!

[The Atheist]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Hallett

Had to do weird backtracking but Hitler led to fathers led to Fathering,NZ led to second title led to Wiki verifying he wrote both books and was head of F,NZ .
Enjoy!!

Ah, never evn thought of Wikipedia.

In that case, here's a picture of the idiot:

http://menz.org.nz/News%20archive/20feb1.htm

As you can see, he has many fans.

[fuelair]

They do look a small but happy crew!!.

[WildCat]

There were a lot of British Fascists and Nazis. I believe Sheirer lists a cousin of Neville Chamberlain as a high-ranking nazi. Have to wonder about Neville's leanings as well.

That does not at all support Hitler as a British agent. Just proves that a lot of British nobs were nazis sympathizers.
Was the Duke of Windsor (the former King Edward) a Nazi sympathizer?

[The Atheist]

Was the Duke of Windsor (the former King Edward) a Nazi sympathizer?

He was strongly rumoured to be, but there doesn't seem to be any actual evidence to support the rumours, that I'm aware of.

[leftysergeant]

Not sure about the Duke at all. His wife, allegedly, was. I have seen no verification of that. A lot of what one might read about her seems far fetched and sensationalistic.

[dudalb]

BTW, most experts on Hitler think he NEVER set foot on British soil. The evidence for a pre World War I visit from Hitler to England (the seed from which the crackpot theory we are discussing came from) has been examined and found totally wanting. It almost certainly never happened.