"REAL" Mummy of a Mermaid Human Fish Evolution

[zaphod900]

Hey guys, this is from your neck of the woods, Tampa, Florida.

They are only asking for $300. I think they could make a lot more if they filed for the $1 Mil.

Brian
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Mummy of a Mermaid

Proof that humans evolved from fish. This authentic flesh and bones mermaid came from a local bay, Tampa Bay to be precise. The skin,fins,skull,teeth, and eyes are real once living organic flesh and bones.
Dried and preserved specimen has no fishy scent at all. A wire has been attached from the back bone so that you can hang her up on a wall. She is 25 inches long.

Will ship anywhere but buyer pays for postage which will be determined later. I only charge you actual shipping costs. No profit made from packing and shipping.
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[sinclairmcevoy]

Ebay? The Smithsonian would probably pay more than 300 bucks for this. I'd buy it but just spent my last 300 on a jackelope.

[Darko]

That doesn't even LOOK real.

B minus for effort.

[Piscivore]

That doesn't even LOOK real.

B minus for effort.

No kidding. Mermaid's eyes are on the sides of their heads.

[arthwollipot]

Oh, this is rich. For some reason I can't search Worth1000 (http://www.worth1000.com) at the moment, but I'd lay odds that you'd find that picture there.

[UnrepentantSinner]

Proof that humans evolved from fish.

Humans did evolve from fish, we've known that for a long time. ;)

When I saw the attached photo "she" looked bigger than the 25 inches and I felt that was a better deal than some of the other "mermaids" I'd seen, but I'm not paying more than $100 unless they make one that's at least 5 feet long/tall.

[The Atheist]

Appears to be closely related to the mermaid found after the Indian Ocean Tsunami (http://www.snopes.com/photos/tsunami/mermaid.asp) although it's odd that it seems to be a different species to the other one found in Florida. (http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/mermaid.asp)

[Madalch]

When I saw the attached photo "she" looked bigger than the 25 inches and I felt that was a better deal than some of the other "mermaids" I'd seen, but I'm not paying more than $100 unless they make one that's at least 5 feet long/tall.
Admit it- you just want one that's anatomically correct.

[Gevaudan]

That one is antomically corrrect, although it looks more like a merman. Ahem. I can't help but think of Fry and Umbirel's diastrous bedroom escapade in "Futurama".