Bush poems

[arcticpenguin]

President Bush has written some poems: http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/10/03/bush.poem.ap/index.html

Forum obscenity guidelines prevent me from reproducing them here.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
President Bush has written some poems: http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/10/03/bush.poem.ap/index.html

Forum obscenity guidelines prevent me from reproducing them here.

If he can do it, so can I. :p

Our prexy, Gee Dubya Bush,
Found Gawd and is no more a lush.
He's the terrorists' bane,
And if you're not insane,
Bend over and give him your tush!

I can do better, but not on such short notice.

I didn't vote for him, but I don't buy into the current leftist hysteria.

I propose that this thread should be the George Dubya Bush limerick challenge.

Meanwhile I'll be thinking up better limericks.

[Brown]

I just read the poems.

Christ, I think I'm going to puke.

Is this the best the Republicans have to offer?

[Abdul Alhazred]

Originally posted by Brown
I just read the poems.

Christ, I think I'm going to puke.

Is this the best the Republicans have to offer?

Aw c'mon man, any person who has been to college has a few of these stinkers in his/her past.

If you're going to denounce GWB, there's plenty of material for you to chew on without resorting to this.

Our allegedly great president,
thinks our money is much better spent,
...

Not up to the Presidential limerick challenge, eh?

Sorry to sound like a Canadian in the previous sentence, but I've done my bit by rhyming "Bush" with "tush".

[7th sextile]

Mr. Bush to Iraq sent a mission,
To discover atomic munition.
Now it seems there are none there,
So is all that we've done there
A sad case of nucular fishin'?

7th

[Mark]

I can't think of any poems about Dubya that don't include the word "Nantucket."

[Duncan]

I once knew a girl named Deloris
Who was born with a giant...

Oh wait. Wrong "Bush" poem.

My bad.

[Azathoth]

I wrote this about six and a half months ago:

I'm drunk and supine on my back
Because of the war on Iraq
I wish that George Bush
Would french kiss my tush
Instead of this stupid attack.

[Tricky]

In case anyone hadn't heard it... (http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp)

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

[Zep]

I think that explains it all.....

[Yahweh]

Bush sometimes refers to his wife as a lump in the bed.
Having read that, I'd rather have voted for Nader.

[Mark]

Originally posted by Yahweh

Having read that, I'd rather have voted for Nader.

I did vote for Nader. Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.