Ron and Reheat "CIA koolaid drinking frauds"?

[Bobert]

Ron/Reheat,
Is this true?
Are you CIA operatives who drink Koolaid?
Is there like an official "CIA Koolaid"?
WHO ARE YOUR HANDLERS?
http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/single/?p=59998&t=191706
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OH MY!
Spell check wanted to change "CIA Koolaid" to "CIT HAS UNCOVERED OUR PLOT"
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[pomeroo]

Ron/Reheat,
Is this true?
Are you CIA operatives who drink Koolaid?
Is there like an official "CIA Koolaid"?
WHO ARE YOUR HANDLERS?
http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/single/?p=59998&t=191706
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

OH MY!
Spell check wanted to change "CIA Koolaid" to "CIT HAS UNCOVERED OUR PLOT"
:eek::eek::eek::eek:



Someone sent me a whole batch of CIA Koolaid and I find that it's quite refreshing. In fact, I can't seem to get enough of the stuff. I could almost swear I hear a sloshing sound when I walk. The funny thing is, sometimes I don't even think I'm thirsty. I just see those little packets and right away I'm mixing up another jug. It tastes kind of bland, but somehow I feel much better than I used to.

[ElMondoHummus]

WTF?.. you guys get Koolaid? And all I get is this lousy water? WHO DO I COMPLAIN TO??!! I PUT TONS OF WORK INTO THIS NWO S:rule10!!!

[pomeroo]

WTF?.. you guys get Koolaid? And all I get is this lousy water? WHO DO I COMPLAIN TO??!! I PUT TONS OF WORK INTO THE NWO S:rule10!!!


I forgot to mention something. You remember the way I used to obsess over my paychecks getting re-routed to a Mexican wrestler? I no longer care! It's the strangest thing--the guy has millions of dollars of my money and all I can think about is that cold jolt when the bracing liquid hits the back of my throat. Excuse me, I have to find the mixer.

[DGM]

WTF?.. you guys get Koolaid? And all I get is this lousy water? WHO DO I COMPLAIN TO??!! I PUT TONS OF WORK INTO THIS NWO S:rule10!!!
Fill out the 45643-73a Kool-aid request form. We'll set you up.

[pomeroo]

Fill out the 45643-73a Kool-aid request form. We'll set you up.


I didn't fill out anything. One day, there was this big brown box in front of my door.

[Drudgewire]

http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/kool-aid-gop.jpg

Oh YEAH!!!

[DGM]

I didn't fill out anything. One day, there was this big brown box in front of my door.
We knew you wanted it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NickUK]

You remember the way I used to obsess over my paychecks getting re-routed to a Mexican wrestler?

Oh God, do we have to open this can of worms again? 3 weeks in Guadalajara with the kittys, and we still didn't get a penny back :(

[pomeroo]

We knew you wanted it!!!!!!!!!!!!


That's what's so amazing: I did want it. I just didn't know it yet.

[Bobert]

I forgot to mention something. You remember the way I used to obsess over my paychecks getting re-routed to a Mexican wrestler? I no longer care! It's the strangest thing--the guy has millions of dollars of my money and all I can think about is that cold jolt when the bracing liquid hits the back of my throat. Excuse me, I have to find the mixer.

Do you mean thsi guy?
http://www.funtalking.com/images/nacho_jack2.jpg

[pomeroo]

Do you mean thsi guy?
http://www.funtalking.com/images/nacho_jack2.jpg


Close. The guy who has my money is fatter.

[DGM]

That's what's so amazing: I did want it. I just didn't know it yet.
You see, we know what you want, we know what everybody wants.:cool:

[T.A.M.]

did I just read in that link, someone representing CIT call someone else "a joke".

If only it were posted here we could use it as stundie of the year.

CIT - a joke within their own community.

TAM:)

[twinstead]

I mix my Koolaid with beer. Don't worry; I have special permission from my NWO Section Chief.

[T.A.M.]

Wouldn't that be shortened to "Koeer" (pronounced QUEER).

TAM;)

[ElMondoHummus]

Close. The guy who has my money is fatter.

Yeah, I remember that thread...

Yes Ron you realise that here at NWO HQ the squeaky wheel gets the oil... and the funnel... and the bellows. So, just sit tight and a large Mexican operative will be with you shortly....

I received another postcard from el luchador. He always writes the same thing: "Hey, a...ole, how you like wether up there? Car run real good."
A comical guy, huh?

Yeah, I know who you're talking about. Hired him to break one of those truth teller's kneecaps, 'cept the fat :rule10'er couldn't catch the guy. Because of that, the "squibs" thing got out; now the NWO's gotta bend over backwards to explain all those air ejections in the videos. Anyway, "El Luchador" my :rule10. Not with his belly. Man's never seen a taco he doesn't like; I've taken to calling him "El Chalupador" in honor. You ever seen his kid (http://www.mnsza.hu/images/fat_baby-thumb.jpg)? Chip off the old block, lemme tell ya. Sonuva:rule10 has expanded so fast, he's taken to his gig to the Japanese circuit (http://www.travellerspoint.com/photos/1858/sumo_wrestling_tokyo.jpg).

So what's your problem with him anyway? It's not like he could catch you in a running fight, emphasis on running. Two steps, and the man's screamin' for oxygen, a large Diet Coke, and a Nachos Bel Grande.

My problem with him? Oh, nothing much. It's just that he cashes MY CHECKS and he drives my [rule 10]ing ITALIAN SPORTS CAR!!

But it's only a Fiat X 1/9. Not like it's a Ferrari or something...

Oh, bull, he couldn't even fit in your Italian Sports Car. Haven't you seen him trying to hug sumo wrestlers (http://www.willisms.com/archives/sumo.gif) back when he was svelte and slender? You should see him now! His doctor weighed him at the vets office; scale said "Sorry, I don't do livestock". He irons his pants in the driveway. He hitchhikes on dump trucks. He makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac. He went to the Super Bowl and sat next to everyone.

Oh, don't worry about your checks. The NWO was kiting them anyway.

So, the Koolaid makes you forget both the car and your money? :D

[ElMondoHummus]

I mix my Koolaid with beer. Don't worry; I have special permission from my NWO Section Chief.

Ew. As much as I hate to inject a dose of reality into this thread :D I gotta admit, back in my college days, a friend and I thought this was a good idea. So we went and did it. Problem is, we used those smaller "just add sugar" packets... and our attitude was "Sugar? Weee don't need no steenking sugar!". In a way, we might have been right, because I don't think anything could've rescued that concoction.

Second runner up: The time some friends of mine tried soaking Skittles in Vodka. Yeah, it sounds like an okay idea...

[ElMondoHummus]

Hey? Where's Reheat in all this? Is he off stealing Ron's Koolaid again?

[DGM]

Bunch of beer, gallon of chocolate chip ice cream and a punch bowl sounded like a good idea once. Not so much.:boxedin:

[dudalb]

I would love to get an account of the meeting of the Kool Aid PR department the day after the Jim Jones story broke.

[mortimer]

Ew. As much as I hate to inject a dose of reality into this thread :D I gotta admit, back in my college days, a friend and I thought this was a good idea. So we went and did it. Problem is, we used those smaller "just add sugar" packets... and our attitude was "Sugar? Weee don't need no steenking sugar!". In a way, we might have been right, because I don't think anything could've rescued that concoction.

Second runner up: The time some friends of mine tried soaking Skittles in Vodka. Yeah, it sounds like an okay idea...

Another no-no, not surprisingly from my college days as well: powdered Gatorade and rum. It was, however, reluctantly consumed.

[Drudgewire]

I would love to get an account of the meeting of the Kool Aid PR department the day after the Jim Jones story broke.
I wonder if any of them quit to join a company that seemed less likely to get bad PR and wound up with these guys:

http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/ayds_candy.jpg

[Horatius]

WTF?.. you guys get Koolaid? And all I get is this lousy water? WHO DO I COMPLAIN TO??!! I PUT TONS OF WORK INTO THIS NWO S:rule10!!!



Stop your whining, and just be glad you have water, and not Flavour Aid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor_Aid#Jonestown_suicide).

[Anti-sophist]

Proving their hypothesis is mathematically impossible is CIA koolaid? Heh. It's funny to watch them pretend that their (highly cherry picked) eye witness evidence trumps the laws of the universe.

[pomeroo]

Proving their hypothesis is mathematically impossible is CIA koolaid? Heh. It's funny to watch them pretend that their (highly cherry picked) eye witness evidence trumps the laws of the universe.


Has anyone ever received a straight answer when asking one of the frauds to resolve the mutually-exclusive claims of their "witnesses"?

[Reheat]

Sorry to be late to the Kool Aid party! I had to leave to solve another kind of fraud for an elderly aunt and uncle who were victims of a Medicare fraud.

This CIT stuff is a much easier type of fraud to solve. All you need is their witnesses (possible PsyOps agents) statements and a little math.

Is that Kool Aid the CIA has been supplying? By golly, it sure tastes like well aged Scotch. My supply has increased because CIT is out of the way now and the CIA just felt uncomfortable with them snooping around. Now, they are gone, finished, dead, dead, dead. With 'ole Isaac's help their fantasy has been dismantled.

They do have an easy way out that I've been suggesting, but apparently they don't like it. All they have to do is admit that they were the victims of a well conceived US Government (probably CIA) plot to discredit the BM and they can recover their pride and begin to become responsible members of society (if that's even possible now).

It's truly OK guys, my aunt was deceived just this morning and I suspect you were too. Just admit it and we can move on to more productive issues.

[dudalb]

I am amazed that the kooky "The CIA Was Behind the Jonestown Massacre As An Experiment In Mind Control" theories have not shown up yet.

[jhunter1163]

Reheat:

I'm a medical insurance biller. If you have any questions PM me. I'd be happy to help any way I can.

[dudalb]

Reheat:

I'm a medical insurance biller. If you have any questions PM me. I'd be happy to help any way I can.


AGGGGHHH! A TOOL OF BIG PHARMA!

[Bobert]

Reheat:

I'm a medical insurance biller. If you have any questions PM me. I'd be happy to help any way I can.

DUUUUUDE!
It is a KNOWN FACT that the medical insurance billing industry is controlled by the CIA!!!
Are you calling my Known Facts liars?
Dont make me call my DJ!

[T.A.M.]

Consider yourself lucky if you got koolaid. Many of us Canadians got to endure Freshie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshie_(drink_mix))instead.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_PBZi2jJab0Y/RflqdJvx8-I/AAAAAAAAA50/_TusgKIZ45I/s1600-h/freshie.jpg

TAM;)

[jhunter1163]

Big Pharma is a tool of the freaking DEVIL. Those [rule10]s charge us MORE for their drugs than we are reimbursed by insurance carriers. We lose money every time we administer a drug. You wanna know who's making money with rising health care costs? Big Freaking Pharma, that's who.

[Bobert]

Wow just saw this mind blowing video that the CIA Was Behind the Jonestown Massacre As An Experiment In Mind Control!
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[stateofgrace]

The saddest part is that these CIT guys actually think they are important. For a team of ace detectives that reckon they have uncovered the greatest hoax of modern times their forum is somewhat lacking in members.

We have 64 registered members

http://z3.invisionfree.com/CIT/index.php?act=idx

Compared to

We currently have 216 members registered.

http://www.barbieforums.com/

Of course barbie as been around a bit longer than the CIT guys.

[GodisEnergy]

yea scary stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A--iigX27Q

[ElMondoHummus]

:words:

Well... this is a comedy thread...

[patchbunny]

Bunch of beer, gallon of chocolate chip ice cream and a punch bowl sounded like a good idea once. Not so much.:boxedin:
Don't toss the idea too soon. I have a friend who raves about Guinness floats.

--Patch

[T.A.M.]

The saddest part is that these CIT guys actually think they are important. For a team of ace detectives that reckon they have uncovered the greatest hoax of modern times their forum is somewhat lacking in members.

http://z3.invisionfree.com/CIT/index.php?act=idx

Compared to

http://www.barbieforums.com/

Of course barbie as been around a bit longer than the CIT guys.

My favorite part is when, like all truthers, they inadvertently compare themselves to Galileo and how no one believed him "at first" either.

Makes me chuckle every time I see it.

TAM:)