Star Wars isn't all that it's made out to be..... according to idiotic CTers

[abenja1]

Yes according to this esteemed writer, Coppola, Speilberg and Lucas are all part of the Illuminati and Star Wars is Freemason symbology. I guess the Illuminati aren't trained screenwriters judging by the writing in the prequels.

http://www.illuminati-news.com/sith-takeover.htm

[gumboot]

Yes according to this esteemed writer, Coppola, Speilberg and Lucas are all part of the Illuminati and Star Wars is Freemason symbology. I guess the Illuminati aren't trained screenwriters judging by the writing in the prequels.

http://www.illuminati-news.com/sith-takeover.htm


They can't even get basic facts right:

Francis Ford Coppola, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas went to the same film school very early in their careers.

All three went to different schools.

Steven Spielberg - California State University, Long Beach
Francis Ford Coppola - Hofstra University and University of California, Los Angeles
George Lucas - University of Southern California

[Ripley Twenty-Nine]

Steven Spielberg - California State University, Long Beach
Francis Ford Coppola - Hofstra University and University of California, Los Angeles
George Lucas - University of Southern California
OMG ALL IN CALIFORNIA!!!111!11eleventyone!11!!!!!!

[Myriad]

It doesn't matter. All film schools, everywhere, are in on it.

If only Dylan Avery had gotten in. He'd be one of us now.

Respectfully,
Myriad

[Spindrift]

Wow! Is all I can say.

I can hear my critics now: IT’S ONLY A MOVIE. Yes, and so was ‘Pearl Harbor’ which came just prior to 9-11 and helped brainwash our youth to march to war.
A crappy movie is going to brainwash our youth? Why didn't one of the "chosen" directors, Spielberg, Lucas or Coppola direct it, if they wanted to brainwash people?

The 13 colonies were originally called ‘companies.’ We were owned by Britain and we are still owned by the throne of England and the Vatican. Not all the colonies were originally companies. (Rhode Island for example)

Will Lucas be rewarded for his efforts at the Oscars? The Shriners and the Academy are certainly aware of the symbols in his film. They are one of the groups in-the-know.
So if George Lucas gets a lifetime achievement Oscar it's part of the NWO?

Coppola, whose father is the Godfather of Corleone, was given the assignment of making ‘The Godfather.’
Coppola's father was a flautist for the NBC Symphony Orchestra.

[Drudgewire]

I can hear my critics now: IT’S ONLY A MOVIE. Yes, and so was ‘Pearl Harbor’ which came just prior to 9-11 and helped brainwash our youth to march to war.
"Cuz Pearl Harbor sucked,
And 9/11 was an inside job."

[defaultdotxbe]

All three went to different schools.

Steven Spielberg - California State University, Long Beach
Francis Ford Coppola - Hofstra University and University of California, Los Angeles
George Lucas - University of Southern California
well for peopel who never went to college themselves these three (highlighted) might appear to just be different ways of referring to the same school

A crappy movie is going to brainwash our youth? Why didn't one of the "chosen" directors, Spielberg, Lucas or Coppola direct it, if they wanted to brainwash people?
well speilberg did saving private ryan, which pretty much kicked off the whole WWII movie fad of the period




im always amused when people claim palpatine as a reference to bush, am i the only one who sees him as about 2/3 julius ceaser and 1/3 adolf hitler?

[KoihimeNakamura]

I think it's a joke website.

That is, it's header has Rikku and Tidus from FFX-2 and FFX. (Final Fantasy)

[defaultdotxbe]

I think it's a joke website.

That is, it's header has Rikku and Tidus from FFX-2 and FFX. (Final Fantasy)
i dont know, theres a LOT of stuff there for it to be a gag
http://www.illuminati-news.com/site-map.htm

plus he has "sister sites" (under the same domain though) addressing "UFOs and Aliens" "Rock and Roll Mind Control" and "Spiritual Solutions"

he appears to use free HTML templates from another site, so its possible the the banner came from there (the quality of the picture compared to the "illuminati news" text pasted on it indicates to me he didnt create the banner, just pasted his title on it)

[Drudgewire]

well speilberg did saving private ryan, which pretty much kicked off the whole WWII movie fad of the period
He also directed an episode of Columbo... which doesn't prove anything either way but Columbo is awesome.

[Horatius]

All three went to different schools.

Steven Spielberg - California State University, Long Beach
Francis Ford Coppola - Hofstra University and University of California, Los Angeles
George Lucas - University of Southern California

well for peopel who never went to college themselves these three (highlighted) might appear to just be different ways of referring to the same school



There's a much easier explanation:


California State University =>[ETCornGodsTranslation]=> "Evil Film School"
Hofstra University and University of California =>[ETCornGodsTranslation]=> "Evil Film School"
University of Southern California =>[ETCornGodsTranslation]=> "Evil Film School"


So you see, they really are all the same!*


















*From a certain point of view [/ObiWanMode]

[Jimbo07]

So if George Lucas gets a lifetime achievement Oscar it's part of the NWO?




It would almost have to be!

:D

[Donal]

So, Lucas will be rewarded by the NWO and Illuminati for creating a series of movies where they are without question the bad guys?

Or am I misreading this?

[KoihimeNakamura]

Ah. Okay, that makes sense

[dudalb]

I gotta admit, this is one of the funnier pieces of Wackjob Conspiracy Woo I have seen in a while.
If there was any plot, it was Lucas conspiring to convince people that the prequels were good movies.
And once again, this proves that using symbolism you can prove that just about anything can be used to represent just about anything.
And if "Pearl Harbor" was intended as propaganda, you think the NWO would have made a much better movie.....

[dudalb]

So, Lucas will be rewarded by the NWO and Illuminati for creating a series of movies where they are without question the bad guys?

Or am I misreading this?

The Writer of that website managed to ignore all the Anti Bush jabs in "Revenge Of The Sith". Granted, they were pretty silly and amateur hour, and show that Lucas has lost whatever skill he had for satire,but still, it shows that the NWO sure hired a unreliable help with Lucas...

[Donal]

Also, I'm pretty certain that Lucas claimed to have modeled the Emperor after Nixon.

He has never been very secretive about his disdain for the Republicans.

[Chedda]

I can hear my critics now: IT’S ONLY A MOVIE. Yes, and so was ‘Pearl Harbor’ which came just prior to 9-11 and helped brainwash our youth to march to war.

...and V for Vendetta was released after 9-11 and helped brainwash our youth to march around the streets with ill-informed conspiracy placards, and annoy Wal-Mart shoppers with their inane tannoy ramblings.

[Safe-Keeper]

As Nemi's friend Cyan said, "If you look for hidden signs you'll find them all the time. It must be tiring to live that way."

He is showing us a symbolic, full-screen portrayal of the taking over of America by dark forces.Fail. The overall plot of Star Wars Episode III was thought out in the seventies. So while both Dubya and Palpatine use a crisis to give the State more power, Episode III was clearly not meant to portray him.

What really strikes me as exceptionally ignorant is this guy who thought the title of 'The Two Towers' was a reference to 9/11.

[dudalb]

As Nemi's friend Cyan said, "If you look for hidden signs you'll find them all the time. It must be tiring to live that way."

Fail. The overall plot of Star Wars Episode III was thought out in the seventies. So while both Dubya and Palpatine use a crisis to give the State more power, Episode III was clearly not meant to portray him.

What really strikes me as exceptionally ignorant is this guy who thought the title of 'The Two Towers' was a reference to 9/11.

Agreed, but I think some of Palpy's dialogue in Sith was meant to be a jab at Dubya.

[Donal]

What really strikes me as exceptionally ignorant is this guy who thought the title of 'The Two Towers' was a reference to 9/11.

I remember a small uproar when it premiered. Apparently, Susan Surrandon made it her Cause of the Week to maintain her liberal street cred, although it died quickly.

[I Ratant]

"Coppola's father was a flautist for the NBC Symphony Orchestra."
A brilliant cover, that!

[PhantomWolf]

What really strikes me as exceptionally ignorant is this guy who thought the title of 'The Two Towers' was a reference to 9/11.

Did you know, NZ is the real leadership of the NWO. We just make everyone think it's the Queen to throw them off the scent. Why else do you think we keep exporting our best and placing them in high positions overseas?

Of course New Line and PJ did have a long talk about renaming the movie after 9/11, but came to the conclusion that they should keep it the same as Tolkien's work.

[Drudgewire]

Did you know, NZ is the real leadership of the NWO. We just make everyone think it's the Queen to throw them off the scent. Why else do you think we keep exporting our best and placing them in high positions overseas?

Of course New Line and PJ did have a long talk about renaming the movie after 9/11, but came to the conclusion that they should keep it the same as Tolkien's work.
Jackson's real statement on the NWO was his first movie "Bad Taste," because the Illuminati actually uses regular folk to make snack foods.

"Aren't I the lucky one. I got a chunky bit." :D

[PhantomWolf]

Jackson's real statement on the NWO was his first movie "Bad Taste," because the Illuminati actually uses regular folk to make snack foods.

"Aren't I the lucky one. I got a chunky bit." :D

You're forgetting that he did Meet the Feebles based on our NWO parties. ;)

[8den]

I googled the towering intellect behind this piece and.

Wow.

His website is a fantastic deep mine of woo.

He has a thing about anagrams exposing the truth about people.

Please check out the "pornagrams"

He's actually worked out anagrams of what I imagine are porno "stars"

http://www.yurchey.com/ it's fantastic

[defaultdotxbe]

Please check out the "pornagrams"

He's actually worked out anagrams of what I imagine are porno "stars"

http://www.yurchey.com/ it's fantastic
Calista Flockhart = LA chick farts a loti dont know what the significance is but...
:dl::dl::dl::dl:

[8den]

i dont know what the significance is but...
:dl::dl::dl::dl:

We'll need to add a subsection to the stundies to coral this level of lunacy.

[LukeB]

Spielberg's also part of the worldwide atheist/satanist conspiracy to convince the world that Dinosaurs existed.
Alas the crazy website is dead now. Behold the power of Satan!

[gumboot]

Of course New Line and PJ did have a long talk about renaming the movie after 9/11, but came to the conclusion that they should keep it the same as Tolkien's work.


I have it on good authority that the conversation pretty much went:

New Line PR Dandy: Oh noes! The second film reminds people of 9/11, perhaps we can rename it?
Peter Jackson: Piss off!
FIN

[Spindrift]

I googled the towering intellect behind this piece and.

Wow.

His website is a fantastic deep mine of woo.

He has a thing about anagrams exposing the truth about people.

Please check out the "pornagrams"

He's actually worked out anagrams of what I imagine are porno "stars"

http://www.yurchey.com/ it's fantastic
Seems to have an anal fetish

Angelina Jolie = I join anal glee
Diane Lane = I need anal
Julia Roberts = I lust rear job

[ktesibios]

i dont know, theres a LOT of stuff there for it to be a gag
http://www.illuminati-news.com/site-map.htm

plus he has "sister sites" (under the same domain though) addressing "UFOs and Aliens" "Rock and Roll Mind Control" and "Spiritual Solutions"


The title "Rock and Roll Mind Control" intrigued me, since I've personally inserted a backwards message into a rock album (played forwards, it said "remember kids, They Eat Their Young say brush your teeth and say your prayers before you go to bed."), so I clicked on the "Mind Control" link on the Illuminati News main page.

Of @#$% course, it started off with something that's all too familiar to me:

'Man does not have the right to develop his own mind. This kind of liberal orientation has great appeal. We must electrically control the brain. Some day armies and generals will be controlled by electric stimulation of the brain.’
- U.S. government mind manipulator, Dr. Jose Delgado, Congressional Record, No. 262E, Vol. 118, 1974.

If you Google a complete sentence from that, you will get over 1,000 hits. It's de rigeur for every paranoid with a Web site who believes that the government is controlling his thoughts via cell phone towers (whatever happened to people picking up AM radio broadcasts on their dental fillings? I miss those days).

A couple of years ago I decided to run this purported quote down to the source and see if it was authentic. This involved, besides the usual Web searching, a trip to the county library to read the Record on microfiche.

ONe of the first things I discovered was that the source citation (Congressional Record, No. 262E, Vol. 118, 1974) is self-contradictory. Volume 118 of the Record would be 1972, not 1974. This was interesting because when multiple woo sites contain identical text with an identical error it's good evidence that the text has spread by what I call cybermetastasis- the uncritical copy-pasting of material from one woo site onto another.

Ultimately, with the help of a smart librarian and a few shrewd guesses I found what I was looking for. Despite what paranoid Web sites often contend, Dr. Delgado did not make these remarks to Congress nor even appear before it.

The whole megillah had its genesis in a paper by Dr. Peter Breggin, The Return of Lobotomy and Psychosurgery, which was inserted into the Extensions of Remarks section of the record by Rep. Cornelius Gallagher of New Jersey. Towards the end of the paper, Dr. Breggin inserted some Quotes from Dr. Delgado's book Physical Control of the Mind: Toward a Psychocivilized Society The library was also able to supply a copy of the book, so I checked to see if the quotes in Dr. Breggin's paper were correct. They were, but in reading them in their full context I came to the conclusion that Dr. Breggin had engaged in quote-mining- taking snippets of text chosen not to illuminate the subject but for maximally scary sound.

In addition, none of the text of the ubiquitous Web site blurb was anywhere to be found in either Dr. Breggin's paper or in Dr. Delgado's book. I have searched both, electronically and by eyeball and found that the text found on so many paranoia Web sites is in fact a fabrication, the product of a process which perhaps an academic folklorist could explain.

Ever since, when I encounter that text on the Web, I take it as diagnostic of a gullible rube who doesn't know enough to do any smart checking. After spending some time perusing Illuminati News, I have no hesitation in classifying its author in that category.

[Corsair 115]

The only conspiracy Lucas is guilty of is in butchering the Star Wars universe storylines after the first two movies*.

*Defined here as Star Wars (1977) and The Empire Strikes Back (1980). As soon as he started adding the whole "Episode..." whatever crap to the titles, it was downhill from there.

[moon1969]

Well David Icke did say that Boxcar Willie was a reptile. I mean Icke says that Boxcar Willie was a reptile and Bob Hope was a reptile? WTF I could understand if he was talking only about Bush but Boxcar Willie? That doesn"t make any sense.