Brand New Fundies Say The Darndest Things

[billiefan2000]

http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/fstdt.htm


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http://www.raptureready.com

[Lord Emsworth]

Thanks. :D

Very funny link

[Upchurch]

ROFL :roll:

Thanks, billie. that was great!

[TruthSeeker]

Perhaps this reasoning could be used in the war on obesity:

"Honestly the first thought that came into my mind is that I have to be raptured with clothes on if it looks like this. I hope the good Lord surrounds us with a 'mist' of sorts to blur out our details if we are raptured without clothes as some have suggested will happen."


Exercise! Eat Right! You'll be bare nekkid come rapture! Everyone will see your rolls!

[Upchurch]

Hey, "The Serpent" from ChristianForums sounds awfully familiar...

hmm....
"Consciousness can make matter. Essentially that is exactly what you are doing every time you communicate... If you and I were disembodies minds (yet able to communicate), and we were ALL that existed (in the void) we would eventually build a universe between us by exchanging information."
- The Serpent, ChristianForums

"Essentially if someone tells you they are an Atheist, then what they are really telling you is that deep, deep down in their Soul they believe that they are God and you and everyone else are merely figments of their demented imagination."
- The Serpent, ChristianForums

"The Atheists and Materialists are looking for a 'Theory of Everything' They want to reduce the universe down to a math equation. The problem is that once they succeed they discover that math equation has been running in their subconscious mind and has been generating the universe all around them all along!"
- The Serpent, ChristianForums

"Well you don't have any evidence for angels either Nathan, why isn't SETI [Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence] looking for them?... Why is it okay for Atheists to look for aliens based on no evidence, yet Atheists are forbidden from looking into 'God' based on no evidence. It sounds like simple hypocrisy to me."
- The Serpent, ChristianForums

"The Atheists are using their normal method of operation by trying to obscure the actual issue here."
- The Serpent, ChristianForums
Now, who am I reminded of? :confused:

[billiefan2000]

Originally posted by Upchurch
ROFL :roll:

Thanks, billie. that was great!


you guys are welcome and tell others about the site.

[Martin]

Now, who am I reminded of?I'm active on CF. 'Tis him, for sure.

[Martin]

Try this one:ALL Atheists (A-Theists) believe in “God”.

But they call their God by a different name.

The Atheists call their God TLOP, but aside from semantics they worship their God with the same gusto, vigor and dedication as the Christians.

The Atheists and their allies/cousins the Secular Humanists, and their masters (the Discordians) will swear up and down that they are not a “Religion”, but they are just as much a Religion as Christianity, or Judaism, or Islam, or Hinduism. It’s just more difficult for them to turn your government into a Theocracy if they tell you this in advance. Deception, obfuscation, and misdirection are inherent to their nature.

TLOP = The Laws of Physics (that which created, controls, and governs the universe according to the Atheists)

[whitefork]

Martin, have the Christians been made aware of the rough side of the forked tongue yet? Doth the Serpent opine on the matters of free-will and determinism?

Perhaps Upchurch should tell them about St. Augustine.

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by Kullervo
Perhaps Upchurch should tell them about St. Augustine. Couldn't I just cut and paste it over there? I mean, when in Rome....

[Nyarlathotep]

"Darwin was the biggest a liar in the whole world and now he rest not in pease but all bones has catched fire and I can hear a voice:the fat is in the fire. Biggest lier is gone."

Odd, I wasn't aware that Pillory was a fundie;)

[whitefork]

Originally posted by Upchurch
Couldn't I just cut and paste it over there? I mean, when in Rome.... Hippo, to be precise. As a newly-minted Unitarian, you've probably a couple of short steps away from the pit, yourself - exposure to the forces of godliness might push you right in. Tread warily.

[Keneke]

That link was.....scary.

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by Keneke
That link was.....scary. Only if they were serious. So, yes. it was very scary.

[WinAce]

Hi there. Glad to see people find the website I created and manage entertaining. ;)

I have a paucity of material from this board, so feel free to send me any wacky posts you feel should be included via PM or email. Be sure to include the source URL, username of the poster, and a name to be listed under in the FSTDT FAQ (http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/fstdt_faq.htm) under "Contributors".

Also, check out the former installments, such as the Posts of the Week and such.

My personal, all-time favorite signature quote:

"Why? Because there has not yet been enough evidence for macroevolution presented. There has been sufficient evidence for the resurrection."

[Yahweh]

:dl:

That was hilarious!

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by WinAce
"Why? Because there has not yet been enough evidence for macroevolution presented. There has been sufficient evidence for the resurrection."
:what:

:randi:

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by WinAce

I have a paucity of material from this board

Alas, we don't have many resident fundies around here. And the one who springs to mind immediately rarely posts anything except links and cut & pastes from othr sites.

[Marquis de Carabas]

This has to be my favourite (from September)

"Video games are one area where Satan has gained a lot of control (similar to the domination he used to have in contemporary music)."
- Don, RaptureReady

I take that to mean Satan no longer has control in contemporary music? Then how does Don explain Britney?

[Martin]

Originally posted by Kullervo
Martin, have the Christians been made aware of the rough side of the forked tongue yet? Doth the Serpent opine on the matters of free-will and determinism?Actually, CF has a very strong atheist contingent. I haven't been around much lately, but I suspect they've been handling him just fine.

[Martin]

Originally posted by WinAce
I have a paucity of material from this board, so feel free to send me any wacky posts you feel should be included via PM or email. Be sure to include the source URL, username of the poster, and a name to be listed under in the FSTDT FAQ (http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/fstdt_faq.htm) under "Contributors"<sigh>

It's a pity I didn't think to send you any of Muscleman's stuff.

[WinAce]

Just for the record, FStDT! (http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/fstdt.htm) was updated today. Here are some samples:

"This is what is known as integrity and character among conservatives, and is completely lacking in liberal circles. You might learn something from watching how people with morals work..."

Can you say, pot and kettle?

"WE can all agree that macroevolution is a really good explanation, but as for micro, it is a different story" [Emphasis added]

Bit of a Freudian slip there.

"The big bang theory is just a theory some stupid people came up with so they wouldnt have to own up to God,they still will have to, its kinda funny..."

[After someone points out a Jesuit priest invented it]

"who cares about Jesuit priests any way? they aren't christian or athiest."

Amazing.

I cannot prove that God exists, but I might be able to prove that it is impossible for God to not exist..."

The law of non-contradiction really should be legislated, with fines imposed...

"First of all, THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE OF INDIANS IN THE US! There were indian wars, sure. But the fact is: The indians are still here! There are still Indians in the eastern states. Lots more in the west."

No comment.

"I personally like the terms pro-death, pro-murder, pro-childabuse and so on. I stand firm on if someone wants to slaughter a baby then they can have a rusty hanger and a dirty back alley. Sin is filth and abortion is sin. Do it without all the fluffy utensils and sterile beds. You want to murder, do it like John wayne gacey in the dark recesses of society and take your chances."

I'll let that little tidbit speak for itself, as well.

You might want to shut off any running irony meters close by before reading the next one, or you might lose a limb in the resulting explosion.

[To a theistic evolution-accepting Christian]

"And you sir have lost all sense of perspective and common sense by claiming the extensive accounts of the creation and flood are metaphor and allegory."

The next two quotes are a good example of why one shouldn't drink and post. For the record, the poster was using her real name.

[Replying to a poster going by 'Lilith'] "interesting name you got there... Lilith: she fled into the wilderness, where she mated with subterranean 'demons' and other beings, swearing that she and her children (the 'Lilim') would always prey on human children... some people think its cool to have the name of a demon for a message board i guess"

"... how can you expect someone to care about children, when they glorify the name of a demon who ate human flesh and SACRIFICED CHILDREN?"

Turn down the irony meters again.

"gay rights groups are hateful. we can only hope God will punish them for sending innocent people down the path of disease and eventually hell."

Here's a guy who has some ... interesting ideas for the US government.

"If I was President of the USA... Social Security would be outlawed. The public school system would be thing of history. If you have 8 children, you pay for 8 children to go to school... Nasa would die. If you want to put a salllelite into space, your company will pay for it. The post office will die... cocaine, heroin and ecstacy would be decriminalized... The orpahnages will be for profit, which will maximaze placement to good quality families... The death penalty will be given to those who commit the following crimes... Rape... Armed robbery... Homosexuality with anyone under 16."

Finally, here are a few prize winners:

*** 'Thanks for the Sig Line!' Prize ***
"I tend to look on Catholicism as a bastardization of Christianity."


*** Brainwashing Success Story of the Month ***
"... why think so much when the answers are in front of you?"

*** 'Oldie but a Goody' Trophy ***
"Addressed to all Angry, Obscene & Offensive Atheists: I am David Mathews and have come here to provoke you to reveal your anger, your bitterness, your hate, your bigotry, your prejudice and every other flaw of your dismal and hopeless soul. The more obscene and offensive you are the better. Don't restrain yourself. Let go of your inhibitions!"

*** 'Most Informed Critique of Another Religion' Award ***
"and also, i cant beleive that you actually quoted the koran, i mean, i as far as i am concerned the whole muslim faith is a joke. in fact i hope that everyone who beleives in alla or muhamed alli or whatever his name is should be shot on sight." [Emphasis added]

*** Tinfoil Hat Prize ***
"There are many children born in the world for no other reason than to be scrificed to Saten as soon as they're born.. It is like a breeding program Satenists have..these babies are concieved and born with no record of their birth for no other reason than to be killed.." [Makes you wonder how she found about it, eh?]

Have fun. ;)

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Upchurch
Hey, "The Serpent" from ChristianForums sounds awfully familiar...

hmm....

Now, who am I reminded of? :confused:
The Serpent from deism.org, perhaps?

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by c4ts

The Serpent from deism.org, perhaps? I think that must be it.

[luvtinayothers]

This is just brilliant.

"My an opinion is that your grammar is diffrend but drink some milk and then you can give to speak with me or without me. Sinners can´t feel love but hate moving your hearts and dig you the deep."
- pekka puupaa, ChristianForums

I love it. I'm going to go drink some milk now.

[JSFolk]

Hmm... does everyone's site have a collection of these?

My MSN Community's "Wall of Shame":

http://groups.msn.com/EvolutionVCreation/yourwebpage3.msnw

[-=Vagrant=-]

The best part is when you let the fundie know that he or she appears in FStDT. To them it is an insult to be quoted there.

[WinAce]

Originally posted by -=Vagrant=-
The best part is when you let the fundie know that he or she appears in FStDT. To them it is an insult to be quoted there.

Are you kidding? Every single time the topic is brought up, many seem happier for it. I'm guessing they consider it either a case of martyrdom4Jesus ( :rolleyes: ) or they actually think their statements make a good argument for xianity. RR is the worst in this regard. Case in point:

*** Post of the Month for June 2003 ***
"I was really quite impressed by some of the quotes [on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!], and thought they were excellent witnesses to anybody who might read them."
- lookinupval, RaptureReady

JSFolk, that "Wall of Shame" thing is utterly hilarious. Do you mind if I link to it from my own Frequently Asked Questions, under a new heading called "Other Silly Fundie Quote Pages"?

[-=Vagrant=-]

I haven't read that guestbook of yours. If I only had the time.

[WinAce]

Well, Fundies Say the Darndest Things! (http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/fstdt.htm) is now updated again. Here's a few free samples, there's alot more at the page:

"I have found out I ask to many questions opens me up to doubt. I am working on no questions at least not too many."
- Evee "Yes ignorance is bliss. I have put myself through way to much by questioning the obvious."
- Evee "Amen, Evee. Its always wonderful to see my brothers and sisters standing by their faith thru all adversity. Maybe apologetics does actually serve some purpose afterall"
- Follower of Christ "If macroevolution was true, I could go to the National Zoo, find one of the chimps, and successfully mate with it and she could have a human-chimp hybrid child. Or, I may even be able to produce a child with a dog. Or an ameoba, since I came from one to begin with. So why don't you see these things happening?"
- chris_h "Another large factor is the stranglehold that jews have on the media via their ownership and very biased management of these media enterprises to suit their goals."
- Consistent Thinker "I'm just tryin to understand you people... to say you dont believe in God is like an insalt to some of us... Because I'm a christian and I cant stand a non-believer! And lets all have RESPECT for each other opinion!"
- JesusGirl77 "Probably the only help for you in the current environment of evolutionary propaganda is to repent, turn to God, and trust Him to shake off your blinders. Only through God-aided lenses will you be able to see that what I am saying is a better explanation of the evidence we see."
- Socratism "What could be worse as to buying into and living out a complete lie? JW's [Jehovah's Witnesses] for example I truly feel sorry for them it takes 7 to 10 to undoctrinate them. They eat up lies as if it was ice cream and yet they think they are safe when they are not."
- blixation "Christianity is the only one that passes 'the logic test.' As hard as you may try, I doubt that you can really show the other religions to be very logical at all. Take Islam for example... Wow, who would want to worship THAT god? Oh, and it has both 'love the Jew' and 'slay the infidels' in the same book. We have the Old Testament, aye, with killing in it, but remember that that was judgement upon the tribes of Caanan that was their own fault... Hinduism:.. they can't even decide who to worship!.. Buddhism: Look at it...yeah. Taoism: Doing nothing is the best way to gain oneness with the tao... Wow, 'go with the flow' at its best... Ask any theoretical physicist about entropy, the proven tendency for the universe to go from order to chaos, and you'll see that this tao is a load of cow... Rastafarianism: Black people rule, kill the whities..."
- mon chi chi

In addition, a would-be prophet showed up at the PayableOnDeath board making a bunch of vague "the Lord says" diatribes. So far, I've been able to goad him into committing to a particular, falsifiable statement.

He said, more or less, that Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are going to be captured before October 2003 is out. :rolleyes: That's all recorded for posterity on the webpage. Set the prophecy countdown timers :D

Finally, here's one for the record books:

*** Testimonial of the Month ***
"Two nights ago I was driving home from work, drunk off my f****** *ss. I was in no condition to drive whatsoever. Anyways, I go down the road about a mile and run right over the f***** curb, both wheels up onto the curb. At that point I got really scared, so I prayed... my prayer was answered almost instantly. Something tookover my body... This entity controlled my truck perfectly there is no other way to describe it...

Two cops also passed me by on the way home, it's a damn gurantee I would have been pulled over and arrested if God had not intervened. Current science could not explain any of these events to me sufficiently. There is no way to explain my sudden regain of complete and perfect control in my drunken state (about 12 beers, thats a LOT for me)." [Emphasis added]
- UserFriendly

[Edited for profanity]

[Zep]

Note of caution, WinAce: This forum is available to the general public, including children, so "bad words" are usually partially disguised with asterisks, etc.

But I do like your excerpts - makes you wonder how these people make it through the day without their brains imploding...

[WinAce]

Whoops, sorry 'bout that. I edited out the swearing with some asterisks.;)

[Zep]

No worries! And I suppose I am getting old and crusty when I start playing "dad" to an Internet forum! :)

[neutrino_cannon]

I remember seeing a jedi Templar amongst the quotes. Guessing by style it's nobody we know, or if it is they're a fairly run-of-the-mill lunatic.

[WinAce]

October 23, 2003 Update! (http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/fstdt.htm)

RaptureReady, once again, takes a disproportionate share of the honors. Thank the gods for that site ;)

Here are the new batch of award-winners I added. There are plenty of other jaw-dropping posts, but I'm reserving those as possible Post of the Week/Month nominees (those are assigned at the end of the month).

*** Bizarre Creationist Assertion of the Month ***
[Attempting to explain distant starlight in a 6000-year old universe] "Can the light from this or any other such supernovae be seen from earth with the naked eye... if a telescope is required to see the supernovae then the light would not have necessarily reached earth yet."
- CreatedOne, CreationTalk (http://creationtalk.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?p=10519#10519) *** The Year's Most Redundant Post of the Year ***
"Atheism fails miserably. First of all, in order to be an atheist, you have to believe that there is no Creator. Secondly, in order to be an atheist, you have to believe that we somehow arrived without a Creator. Thirdly, in order to be an atheist, you have to believe that we arrived here other than on purpose. Fourthly, you have to believe that intelligent life came from a non-intelligent source."
- Theist, Campus Ministry, USA Bulletin Board (http://www.brojed.org/wwwboard/messages/14857.html) *** Up-and-Coming John Ashcroft Deputy Award ***
[On library porn filters] "All nudity needs to go. We have pretty sophisticated filters out there...if the filter won't let you see it then that's it. Even if the filter won't let in a legit site for one reason or the other, it's just the price I believe we have to pay so that my kid isn't subjected to anything that isn't appropriate."
- hayden, PayableOnDeath BBS (http://bbs.payableondeath.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=98534&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#Post99761) *** Non-Contradiction Award ***
"The Ten Commandments are blasphemy to a liberal because they... demand worship of only the Creator God of Scripture... Right there in the Ten Commandments is a divine command to keep an independence of church and state..."
- Thomas2003, TheologyWeb (http://theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=204454#post204454) *** 'Marching Proudly into the 16th Century' Prize ***
"The New Living Bible is the worst one I have seen yet. Do a side by side comparison [with other translations] and you'll see what I mean. I would advoid it at all costs. I got my hands on one at a yard sale for $1 just becuz I wanted to do a comparison... it's awful. I burned it."
- KrispyKritter, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1252899#post1252899) *** Oh-So-Appropriate Analogy Trophy ***
"I would have thought as much [that double-blind prayer studies would show no effect]. Prayer is not a testing tool. Is this really any different than any other attempt to see the Emperors clothes?"
- HeIsEnough, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1252600#post1252600) *** Pot and Kettle Award ***
"Even Mahamoud thought that his visions (which became the koran) were from satan. So Isidore, what exactly are they following for a religion? I think you would do better to listen less to these muslim people who decieve you and read a little more of the truth. Take off the blinders, they are just toying with you and messing with your head in the process."
- ready2go, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1254117#post1254117) *** 'Willful Ignorance Sure Boosts Your Credibility' Trophy ***
[After being advised to learn about other religions before making ignorant comments] "Nowhere in the Bible are we commanded to learn of or study other religions. We are simply told to preach the Good News and that faith comes by hearing the word of God. NOT by being able to debate the Quran. I believe homosexual acts are sinful. Why? Because I have studied homosexuality? No! Because the word of God says so."
- RapturiteSean, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1254486#post1254486)

[UnrepentantSinner]

Originally posted by JSFolk
Hmm... does everyone's site have a collection of these?

My MSN Community's "Wall of Shame":

http://groups.msn.com/EvolutionVCreation/yourwebpage3.msnw

Sig Line alert!

iamsettled4truth : No the bible unfortunately for you is absolutely true. But really without the bible there would be no knowledge. In nations that have no bible there is no need for patent offices.

Man, a team of comedy writers couldn't come up with a gem like that.

[Zep]

I remain stunned that these people would consider use a toaster and refrigerator without God telling them they should. Perhaps this should be written on their hands - "Breathe in, breathe out, repeat, God says."

[gethane]

"When I was pregnant I imagined that if the rapture happened and children weren't taken the little fetal-child may fall to the ground... they wouldn't have a fighting chance."

**stunned**

And this is a God someone WANTS to worship? Sounds more like Satan to me.

[WinAce]

November Edition now online! (http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/fstdt.htm) Here are a few free bits, like those shampoo samples you get in the mail:

*** 'Most Edumacated Creationist' Trophy ***
"I know why I don't believe it. I have reasons... - I think the universe is way to complex to have to come from single cell organisms."
- penia, Internet Infidels (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?postid=1239508#post1239508) *** 'Back to the Future' Prize ***
"there are too many babies in this world that are put in danger because of the fact that the parents are not even double the age of the child."
- elizabethlynn04, ChannelOne.com BBS (http://forums.channelone.com/ch1news/messages?msg=158.99) "That said, the origins of other religions are very suspect. They have religious texts that they claim are inerrant but obviously aren't for various reasons..."
- Mike(ATL), Internet Infidels (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?postid=1236409#post1236409) "You think a few propoganda pictures and internet email lies are evidence? Wow, thats the trouble with you liberals. Youll believe anything..."
- jp_Machiavelli, P.O.D. Warrior Forum (http://bbs.payableondeath.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=104048&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1) [Replying to 'why would you compare Hitler to Darwin?'] "from my point of view, Darwin has caused much more damage (in a sheer numbers sense), especially if T[heory]o[f]E[volution] destroys the faith of young christians."
- Follower of Christ, ChristianForums (http://www.christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=1176704&postcount=29) [On how the anti-Christ will explain the Rapture] "He's probably going to say that humans are undergoing an 'evolution' of sorts. Like an old Physics teacher in my high school told me: '... when there are too many people in the world, the world takes care of itself by eliminating half the population.'... In a nutshell, I think the AC is going to say that we didn't survive the evolution of Earth and that they did, thus, they are the better species."
- Docpro, RaptureReady (http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1265903#post1265903) "greek mythology became myth because it didn't have enough convincing information, wereas christianity originated long before greek myth but is still a religion, so obviously christianity must be more significantt"
- Brotha Ballew, ChristianForums (http://www.christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=1180016&postcount=48) "The remains of Babylon of course is still there. It has never been rebuilt, even though they have tried to rebuild it over the years... The burning bush of moses is said to still be alive and is being protected in the center of a monastery. They say there is a place in the desert where the quail are tired from their long flight and drop exhausted out of the sky. Just as the Bible talks about."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums (http://www.christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=982646&postcount=9) [When the actor in Mel Gibson's movie about Jesus got struck by lightning twice in a row] "...being hit twice, on the same set, and 2 different times relatively close to each other is beyond astronomical. I know atheists love to dismiss astronomically rare events as mere coincidences, but being struck by lightning while playing the most controversial character, in the most controversial movie ever made, and walking away with barely a scratch both times is beyond coincidence."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?postid=1244006#post1244006) "it was satan pissed off that they are doing too good of a job portraying how Christ suffered for us. scriptures plainly state he is able to bring fire down from heaven (i.e. lightning) and much more besides."
- FollowerofJesus, RaptureReady (http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1263235#post1263235) "When I first read the headline, I thought maybe the article was going to state that the actor who was struck by lightning was the one who is playing the 'gay' Jesus in that one play. I thought, 'oh this will be a wake up call to people'"
- debbielynn, RaptureReady (http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1263859#post1263859) "You are WRONG! The burden of proof that Jesus is not God falls on the accuser (the skeptic). We also have iron clad proof, it's called the Bible. It's up to the accuser to prove the Bible to be in error. Lyra had the audacity to come on here and basically tell me that Jesus' divinity was nothing more than my opinion. That's just hogwash!"
- joelch2, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1266885#post1266885) [Replying to 'Prove that I am not God'] "Beam me over to your house in five minutes and I'll believe you!"
- joelch2, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1266969#post1266969) "I proved you wasn't God didn't I? I am still here in California and not in Philly."
- joelch2, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1267125#post1267125) "Remember, people are not use to having to prove what they say (except maybe at a board like this). So your teacher may just be saying stuff [about Jesus being an ordinary man] that he heard someone else say, and he is just repeating it."
- 4Freedom, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1267354#post1267354) "Maybe nothing wrong with homosexuality to you, but most Atheists don't have a problem with anything. Slaughtering babies, sodomy, fornication, adultery, cussing etc. We wouldn't want to deprive you of your fun now would we?"
- Magus55, Internet Infidels (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?postid=1246389#post1246389) "Some people believed that 9-11 was God's judgement or God's wake-up call to America. Would some people think that this 10-fire or 11-fire blazer is a judgment by God to California for being a liberal state, or is it just simply work of arsonists who are just angry, or something else?"
- Docpro, RaptureReady (http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1274027#post1274027) "Yes, I would [kill an infant if God asked]. I'm not saying it would be easy, but I would. Everybody is unholy. Even the infants."
- koolchick, ChannelOne.com BBS (http://forums.channelone.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=ch1news&msg=372.6) "If you are gonna call something a fact that can't be proven as such, i'm gonna call you on it. Either prove, 100% undeniably that humans descended from apes, or cut the arrogant 'we know all' crap."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?postid=1248525#post1248525) "Last time I check, I didnt' see or read about Christians... blowing up buildings, school buses full of childern or other such things... I first thought it was a religon of peace, speaking of all nations and colors, etc... later study revealed a horrible truth. One that American Muslims simply ignore, skip over and try to play off about there religion."
- PennylessZ28, ChristianForums (http://www.christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=1178813&postcount=16) [On heaven] "If you have ever taken LSD (20 years or so ago when LSD actually existed) you can only imagine how fascinating life will be with (not just a redeemed body) but also a redeemed mind. I can't wait."
- Jefferson, TheologyOnline Forums (http://www.theologyonline.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=208748#post208748) "Oh well, I guess some of us ignoramuses will just have to go on believing the Lord instead of the apostate, hell-bound, infidel evolutionists."
- Mark Osgatharp, BaptistBoard (http://www.baptistboard.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=003305;p=1) "No, knowledge is permanent, nutrition is not, it has to be renewed. The Tree of Life was a super nutritious fruit tree that protected us from disease, mutations, and etc. So after it was metabolized we needed to eat some more in order to live forever."
- Ed, Internet Infidels (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?postid=1248760#post1248760) [Replying to 'Muslims aren't imposing their god on North American people through the government'] "I'm sorry, but that is one of the most ignorant statements I have ever heard. Muslims brought 2 skyscrapers down in New York and slaughtered over 3000 people trying to impose their God on us."
- hayden, P.O.D. Warrior Forum (http://bbs.payableondeath.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=106712&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#Post107906) "I have no abhorrence of atheist or agnostics. I respect you as people. I pretty much respect all beliefs and people."
- JimB, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1274733#post1274733)

One post later:

"Very often the laws of this land are in concert with Christianity or at least they were until hoards of satans followers (atheist, muslims etc.) began to cry about being overlooked."
- JimB, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1274252#post1274252) "Your points weren't exactly solid facts... It is not the same as Christianity or Judaism. These religions were not delivered via false revelations... The focus in Christianity and Judaism is on a relationship with God. Islam promotes subservience to Allah in the hopes of not going to hell... Christians only want to make the country moral as so many other groups do. The muslims here want to make this country islam based."
- Jade, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1275595#post1275595) "The koran, allahs word, REQUIRES IT TO OCCUR and CONDONES murder by promising paradise... No doubt some atrocities did occur in the Bible. I am not up on all of them. G-d did indeed order the killing of pagans, atheist, agnostics etc… Not sure why except they were and are a scourge on the earth and against him."
- JimB, RaptureReady (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1277132#post1277132)

Too many other good ones to list, and I don't want to clog up this website's bandwidth excessively. Pick out your favorites! Also check out the 40 or so award-winners in the completed FStDT! October issue (http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/fstdt_oct03.htm).

[Johnny Pneumatic]

"My an opinion is that your grammar is diffrend but drink some milk and then you can give to speak with me or without me. Sinners can t feel love but hate moving your hearts and dig you the deep."
- pekka puupaa, ChristianForums


That is just sad:(

[geni]

Originally posted by WinAce
In addition, a would-be prophet showed up at the PayableOnDeath board making a bunch of vague "the Lord says" diatribes. So far, I've been able to goad him into committing to a particular, falsifiable statement.

He said, more or less, that Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are going to be captured before October 2003 is out. :rolleyes: That's all recorded for posterity on the webpage. Set the prophecy countdown timers :D


[Edited for profanity]

Countdown timer alarm has gone off. No OBL or Saddam Hussein.

[the_ignored]

I saw your post here (http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?postid=1291169#post1291169)

Plus the Persecution of Christians and Conservatives in the USA in 2003 has been really bad.

Just to ask, what drugs are you on? What "persecution" Can you back any of that up?

[-=Vagrant=-]

Originally posted by bewareofdogmas
"My an opinion is that your grammar is diffrend but drink some milk and then you can give to speak with me or without me. Sinners can t feel love but hate moving your hearts and dig you the deep."
- pekka puupaa, ChristianForums


That is just sad:(

And it seems that he's a Finn. Pekka Puupää is a famous Finnish cartoon character. Hmm, maybe he's a troll.

[Corey]

I like this one...



[Replying to 'Heaven is like being on LSD???'] "That's not what I'm saying. LSD (that is, real LSD, not the garbage today that is called LSD) increases a peson's I.Q. Back in the 60's and 70's double blind studies were conducted on LSD. Subjects were given an I.Q. test before taking LSD. After taking LSD, the subjects were given another I.Q. test and the results showed that their scores rose significantly.

But today the I.Q. scores decrease. I don't know what's in the junk today that people are claiming to be LSD but it's obviously not the real thing. Real LSD hasn't existed for at least 20 years.

My point is that, with redeemed minds in heaven, I imagine our I.Q.'s are going to be tremendous. I can't wait. This has nothing to do with halucinating (which by the way is the most boring part of real LSD)."
- Jefferson, TheologyOnline Forums



Just for pure babbling nonsense value...and this




"Our sun contains over 99% of the mass contained in the entire universe. That to me is incredible. Why our sun? Why not some other star?... Coincidence? Come on. Not even the most close-minded scientist can genuinely buy into that argument. It's there for a reason, and it's presence isn't random."
- drfeelgood, ChristianForums




for the insane level of ignorance of basic science (like that our sun is one of the smallest in the galaxy, to say nothing of its size in relation to the rest of the universe) when talking about scientific reasons for believing in god.


There are soooooo many great posts. Like someone talking about how Islam is of satan and they want to kill everyone and they're evil...and then in other posts by the same person how they said everyone should convert to Christianity or die...or how atheists like to slaughter babies because they have no morals...then how if god tells you to kill a baby you should because you have to do whatever he says and he doesn't need a reason and it's ok to kill people if they're not righteous. It's great how christians constant gripe about how agnostics and atheists are relative moralists and how we should have the 10 commandments in schools and courthouses...then you read a bunch of them writing about how it's ok to kill people if god commands it...or they're muslims, heh.

[Nyarlathotep]

The one about the sun having 99% of the mass of the universe ws my personal favorite as well.

It doesn't bode well for our country that people can be so woefully stupid.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I hope we are not going into Dark Ages 2!

[triadboy]

Originally posted by bewareofdogmas
I hope we are not going into Dark Ages 2!

Dark ages? With a sun that is 99% of the mass of the universe?! No way, we're too special. More like the blinding light ages.

[Nyarlathotep]

Douglas Adams once said 'Space is big'.

I didn't realize that 99% of it was all in one place though.

[UnrepentantSinner]

Originally posted by -=Vagrant=-
And it seems that he's a Finn. Pekka Puupää is a famous Finnish cartoon character. Hmm, maybe he's a troll.

But wouldn't that make him Norwegien? ;)