A new candidate for invasion/axis of evil?

[E.J.Armstrong]

' ..India has rebuffed a call by the United States for it to ask Iran to suspend its uranium enrichment programme.
The foreign ministry said neither India nor Iran needed external guidance on how to conduct bilateral relations.
It said relations between the two spanned centuries, and they were capable of handling them with due care.
Earlier, a senior US official said Washington would welcome India telling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to curtail Tehran's nuclear programme. ...'

from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7362177.stm

[Darth Rotor]

' ..India has rebuffed a call by the United States for it to ask Iran to suspend its uranium enrichment programme.
The foreign ministry said neither India nor Iran needed external guidance on how to conduct bilateral relations.
It said relations between the two spanned centuries, and they were capable of handling them with due care.
Earlier, a senior US official said Washington would welcome India telling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to curtail Tehran's nuclear programme. ...'

from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7362177.stm

Maybe you are on to something.

Iran
Iraq
India
Israel

All start with an I.

Must be a hint at their profound evIl nature.

Alert STRATCOM.

:rolleyes:

DR

[BPSCG]

Hm. An entire post by E.J. without the word "torture" in it. Must not be feeling well today...

[plumjam]

Maybe you are on to something.

Iran
Iraq
India
Israel

All start with an I.

Must be a hint at their profound evIl nature.

Alert STRATCOM.

:rolleyes:

DR

You forgot to mention the Injuns.

[Darth Rotor]

You forgot to mention the Injuns.
Sorted out by about 1890. By the way, gambling is not evil. ;)

The Axis of Evil is a 21st century threat. I eagerly await the 22d century so that the axis of badly costumed aliens can be the new axis of evil.

Oops, I'll be dead by then.

Drat.

DR

[E.J.Armstrong]

Maybe you are on to something.

Iran
Iraq
India
Israel

All start with an I.

Must be a hint at their profound evIl nature.

Alert STRATCOM.

:rolleyes:

DR

You know I think you're right. How many other places are in the firing line?

Here are all the other candidates: -


Iceland - deeply dangerous. They're rumoured to have an intercontinental nuclear cod weapon.

Indonesia - A muslim nation. What more needs to be said.

Ireland - I happen to know for definite that their potatoes are highly toxic and they sell spud guns in toy shops. Surely weapons of mass destruction if ever they were any.

Isle of Man - Three legs as a symbol! They must have developed nuclear weapons already and the stuffs leaked amongst the general population. Clearly a massive threat..

Italy - They're no good as the CIA is already running from them. Also the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a well known deity that gave them their holy land so they clearly must be supported rather than attacked.

[E.J.Armstrong]

Hm. An entire post by E.J. without the word "torture" in it. Must not be feeling well today...

Don't get me started.

[Spindrift]

You know I think you're right. How many other places are in the firing line?

Here are all the other candidates: -


Iceland - deeply dangerous. They're rumoured to have an intercontinental nuclear cod weapon.

Indonesia - A muslim nation. What more needs to be said.

Ireland - I happen to know for definite that their potatoes are highly toxic and they sell spud guns in toy shops. Surely weapons of mass destruction if ever they were any.

Isle of Man - Three legs as a symbol! They must have developed nuclear weapons already and the stuffs leaked amongst the general population. Clearly a massive threat..

Italy - They're no good as the CIA is already running from them. Also the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a well known deity that gave them their holy land so they clearly must be supported rather than attacked.

Don't forget the Ivory Coast.

[Darth Rotor]

Iceland - deeply dangerous. They're rumoured to have an intercontinental nuclear cod weapon.
Methinks they overestimate the reach of their codpiece. A common phallacy.
Indonesia - A muslim nation. What more needs to be said.
Tsunami Toast.
Ireland - I happen to know for definite that their potatoes are highly toxic and they sell spud guns in toy shops. Surely weapons of mass destruction if ever they were any.
No, weapons of mashed destruction.
Isle of Man - Three legs as a symbol! They must have developed nuclear weapons already and the stuffs leaked amongst the general population. Clearly a massive threat..
The three legged man is an avatar of Priapus, see the link to the Icelandic codpiece. Hmmm, I find your suspicions better grounded. The Axis of Eros! :jaw-dropp
Italy - They're no good as the CIA is already running from them. Also the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a well known deity that gave them their holy land so they clearly must be supported rather than attacked.
The Italians and war: non-issue. In the deity support role, you will note that the FSM is struggling with the Soaring Fettucini Monster, the Fluttering Farfala Monster, and the Rampant Ravioli Monster, so I'd not lose any sleep over that lot.

And EJ, I ask you, how can you call evil the people who give us Chianti, pizza, and Mozarella di Bufala? I don't see it. The only time they participated in SALT talks was when there were concerned that they'd run short of raw materials for Parma Ham. :cool:

My two cents worth of threat assessment.

DR

[E.J.Armstrong]

Don't forget the Ivory Coast.

You're right.

Elephant's tusks are a highly dangerous weapon of the pointy kind that could inflict enormous damage to one's sensitive anatomy if mounted skillfully on an ICBM.

[E.J.Armstrong]

Methinks they overestimate the reach of their codpiece. A common phallacy. I salute your erudition.


No, weapons of mashed destruction. Even better.

The three legged man is an avatar of Priapus, see the link to the Icelandic codpiece. Hmmm, I find your suspicions better grounded. The Axis of Eros! :jaw-dropp Enough with the sexual innuendo (geddit) already.

The Italians and war: non-issue. In the deity support role, you will note that the FSM is struggling with the Soaring Fettucini Monster, the Fluttering Farfala Monster, and the Rampant Ravioli Monster, so I'd not lose any sleep over that lot.

And EJ, I ask you, how can you call evil the people who give us Chianti, pizza, and Mozarella di Bufala? I don't see it. The only time they participated in SALT talks was when there were concerned that they'd run short of raw materials for Parma Ham. :cool:

My two cents worth of threat assessment.

DR

I take my hat off.

Hold on. The world has just flipped. I didn't really say that about a Darth Rotor post did I?

[Darth Rotor]

Hold on. The world has just flipped. I didn't really say that about a Darth Rotor post did I?
May you live in even more interesting times. ;)

DR

[Polaris]

You're right.

Elephant's tusks are a highly dangerous weapon of the pointy kind that could inflict enormous damage to one's sensitive anatomy if mounted skillfully on an ICBM.

Also not a good time to bury one's head in the sand.:yikes: