The Ultimate US Bashing Thread

[a_unique_person]

Here it is. Bash Away. It will last longer than the 'The Thread That Will Not Die" or "The Rapture Index".

There is nothing the US can do that will not amaze me. It attacks tinpot dictators while sitting on a nuclear arsenal that could end life on earth.

It guarantees the right to own a popgun, while sitting on an arsenal that could end life on earth.

It cracks the sh*ts when 3,000 people die, when that many die every day for reasons that are entirely avoidable.

It demands ethical behaviour, while acting always in it's own best interests.

The US complains when it is attacked with nothing more than ideas for being what it is.

It is made up of a multicplicity of of people, yet it comes down to a few powerful cliques that will not be challenged by outsiders.

It has appropriated Winnie the Pooh and created a travesty of the original.

The Planet X woowoo rubbish all originated in the USA.

It is quite happy to create olympic champions that die before they reach 40 because of the drugs they consumed.

[Tricky]

I don't get it AUP? Are you trying to stir up trouble?:hit:

[Ed]

You finally got it.:D

[Jon_in_london]

And they drink warm beer!!! oh...no..wait.......

[Jon_in_london]

Americans suck because they talk funny

[Jon_in_london]

Americans suck because they often but not always but sometimes specially when they eat too much but less so on sundays did you watch the game the other night come on have a beer lighten up arnies president of the fifth largest economy in the world split infinitives.

[a_unique_person]

Originally posted by Jon_in_london
And they drink warm beer!!! oh...no..wait.......

They drink wam piss weak beer.

[a_unique_person]

Originally posted by Tricky
I don't get it AUP? Are you trying to stir up trouble?:hit:

I completely deny I am drinking Scotch mixed with caffeine free diet coke. (See, you only have yourselves to blame).

[Skeptic]

The sad thing is... it seems that this thread was started with all seriousness by AUP, not as a joke.

Go figure. Either he is the most succesful troll in this forum, or he completely lost it after people continued to point and laugh at him for his silly "America is the ultimate evil" attitude.

(Fruedian mode ON)

Obviously, the real reason AUP is such a boob about the USA is that an American woman did not agree to have sex with him. Either that, or he was beat up by an American kid in school.

(Freudian mode OFF)

Well, no.. but, you tell me, then!

[Ed]

All I have to say to you, AUP is:

Corky St. Clair: Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!

(Waiting for Guffman. Very funny)

edit: This is a joke, I don't really hate anyone. Well, most people.

[Crossbow]

Here is my current favorite USA bash!

We could not "afford" the Clinton Health Care plan to help take care of our citizens because it would be too expensive.

However, we have no problem in raising the money to provide whopping tax cuts and a new war.

[Jon_in_london]

Originally posted by Crossbow
Here is my current favorite USA bash!

We could not "afford" the Clinton Health Care plan to help take care of our citizens because it would be too expensive.

However, we have no problem in raising the money to provide whopping tax cuts and a new war.

Americans suck because of tax cuts! what with all the tax cuts eh? eh?EH??!?!? EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony]

Lets have a muslim bashing thread, that would be more fun!!

[richardm]

Originally posted by Skeptic
The sad thing is... it seems that this thread was started with all seriousness by AUP, not as a joke.


I should hope so. The Disneyfication of Winnie the Pooh is no joking matter :mad:

[Ed]

Originally posted by Crossbow
Here is my current favorite USA bash!

We could not "afford" the Clinton Health Care plan to help take care of our citizens because it would be too expensive.

However, we have no problem in raising the money to provide whopping tax cuts and a new war.

Economics 101: you can't make money on sick people

[Ed]

Originally posted by richardm


I should hope so. The Disneyfication of Winnie the Pooh is no joking matter :mad:

And the Greeks will NEVER get their marbles back.

[Tmy]

Damn Americans! Curse those handsome devils!

[UnrepentantSinner]

Look you ba**rds! I realize you all hate me but g**d***it what ever have I done to deserve outright hatred?

I think I have shown myself to be friend of virtually every nationality, religion and political persuasion.

What have I done to deserve this unwarrented attack?

[a_unique_person]

Originally posted by Skeptic
(Fruedian mode ON)

Obviously, the real reason AUP is such a boob about the USA is that an American woman did not agree to have sex with him. Either that, or he was beat up by an American kid in school.

(Freudian mode OFF)



In fact, I can remember in grade 2, there was Kevin D'Angeles, who was quite obviously American. He would say things like "listen to the sireeen", if an ambulance was zipping by.

He got hell. I wasn't at all surprised when he disappeared after a short time.

I can also remember, many years later, I worked for a company that bought an insurance package from an American company. My company, at outragous expense, hired some contractors from that company to come out and show us how to run it properly. Of course, they turned out to be as useful as a hatful of *********.

One of them I called "Miss America". She wore a different item of clothing every day. Always wore the full makeup. Once, after a social function at which everyone became suitably imbibed, she sat next to me at my desk and asked me all these questions about my job, which I dutifully answered. After a while she moved on to another desk. It was only later I learned that at a party that I could not go to, that within five minutes of turning up at that party that she was off in the bedroom and having it off. Then it twigged, ahhh, that was what she was after.

As for the guy, he turned out to be gay and to have a crush on one our programmers, whom he lured off to another company with bribes of a senior postion with much better pay. He had been brought up in a fundamentalist Xian family. This guy ended up leaving the country just as all the companies he owed a fortune to, starting with the credit card companies, twigged that maybe he wasn't going to pay it back.

[a_unique_person]

Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner
Look you ba**rds! I realize you all hate me but g**d***it what ever have I done to deserve outright hatred?

I think I have shown myself to be friend of virtually every nationality, religion and political persuasion.

What have I done to deserve this unwarrented attack?

No one can diss the earmouse. The earmouse is the future.

[UnrepentantSinner]

Originally posted by a_unique_person
No one can diss the earmouse. The earmouse is the future.

Oh! Sorry for the confusion. I have adopted the habit of "US" meaning the abbreviation for my name and "U.S." meaning the abbreviation for the United States.

I agree with you on the earmouse issue...

[crocodile deathroll]

Did you hear California has got a new strong man from Austria, just like Germany did 70 years ago.

[Cleon]

...And the #1 reason the US sucks is:

Bud Light.

[Tony]

Originally posted by a_unique_person


One of them I called "Miss America". She wore a different item of clothing every day. Always wore the full makeup.


???

You guys wear the same clothes everyday?

[Jude]

Originally posted by crocodile deathroll
Did you hear California has got a new strong man from Austria, just like Germany did 70 years ago.

Gee, that's a new one. Real creative.

[Skeptic]

It was only later I learned that at a party that I could not go to, that within five minutes of turning up at that party that she was off in the bedroom and having it off. Then it twigged, ahhh, that was what she was after.

(AUP is actually answering me seriously on this one... ah well.)

Jeez, AUP, if that's the reason, try to get laid with some American tourist and get it over with...

[UnrepentantSinner]

Originally posted by Cleon
...And the #1 reason the US sucks is:

Bud Light.

Natural Light. And please forgive me for not making more money...

[Tricky]

Originally posted by a_unique_person
I completely deny I am drinking Scotch mixed with caffeine free diet coke. (See, you only have yourselves to blame).
Scotch and cafeine free diet coke? Uhg! I think you are more in danger of being attacked by someone from Scotland than by one from the U.S.http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/wuerg/vomit-smiley-003.gif

(BTW. Ultimate means "final" not "best" or "biggest")

[Doubt]

Originally posted by a_unique_person


They drink wam piss weak beer.

That shows the depth of your ignorance.

We drink COLD piss weak beer.

[Lord Emsworth]

Originally posted by Doubt


That shows the depth of your ignorance.

We drink COLD piss weak beer.

Oh, dear.

Have they tricked you too into thinking that you drink beer?

Oh, dear.

[BillyTK]

Originally posted by Tony
Lets have a muslim bashing thread, that would be more fun!!

You already started one (http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27891), remember?

[c0rbin]

AUP, you are a coward.

No one on this globe is clean--in other words, let the country with out sin cast the first stone.

[BillyTK]

Originally posted by Skeptic
The sad thing is... it seems that this thread was started with all seriousness by AUP, not as a joke.

Go figure. Either he is the most succesful troll in this forum, or he completely lost it after people continued to point and laugh at him for his silly "America is the ultimate evil" attitude.

(Fruedian mode ON)

Obviously, the real reason AUP is such a boob about the USA is that an American woman did not agree to have sex with him. Either that, or he was beat up by an American kid in school.

(Freudian mode OFF)

Well, no.. but, you tell me, then!
Has Skeptic got the hots for AUP or something?

Oh yeah, Winnie the Pooh - you b******s!

Although I used to like Colt 45, and that never even pretended to be a beer! It was a malt liquor... at the age of 14 it made you feel like a man after drinking 10 cans of it...

[Kodiak]

Originally posted by a_unique_person
Here it is. Bash Away. It will last longer than the 'The Thread That Will Not Die" or "The Rapture Index".

There is nothing the US can do that will not amaze me. It attacks tinpot dictators while sitting on a nuclear arsenal that could end life on earth.

It guarantees the right to own a popgun, while sitting on an arsenal that could end life on earth.

It cracks the sh*ts when 3,000 people die, when that many die every day for reasons that are entirely avoidable.

It demands ethical behaviour, while acting always in it's own best interests.

The US complains when it is attacked with nothing more than ideas for being what it is.

It is made up of a multicplicity of of people, yet it comes down to a few powerful cliques that will not be challenged by outsiders.

It has appropriated Winnie the Pooh and created a travesty of the original.

The Planet X woowoo rubbish all originated in the USA.

It is quite happy to create olympic champions that die before they reach 40 because of the drugs they consumed.

:v:


'nuff said?

[Kodiak]

Originally posted by Crossbow
Here is my current favorite USA bash!

We could not "afford" the Clinton Health Care plan to help take care of our citizens because it would be too expensive.

However, we have no problem in raising the money to provide whopping tax cuts and a new war.

Can someone please explain to me how one raises money for tax cuts??? :roll:

[rikzilla]

AUP,

FEAR US!

we could care less if you love us or hate us...just...

FEAR US!...that'll work.

:wink8:

-z

[LuxFerum]

Originally posted by Ed


Economics 101: you can't make money on sick people
Economics 102: you can make money on sick people by charging then before they get sick.

[LuxFerum]

soccer??? :confused:
Football!!!:mad:

[Crossbow]

Originally posted by Kodiak


Can someone please explain to me how one raises money for tax cuts??? :roll:

By cutting other programs.

[Ed]

Originally posted by LuxFerum

Economics 102: you can make money on sick people by charging then before they get sick.

Economics 103: You can make lots of money on sick people who become dead people if you eliminate inheritance

[Larspeart]

Well, I suppose the world is entitled to it's own opinion (except in countries where they are not entitled to have an opinion).

Fortunately, I live in the greatest country in the world, and the rest of you are powerless to stop us!

That's pride. To those of you gripping about us, if you had something worth having pride over, you wouldn't be gripping.

I have nothing to defend, I support my countries actions. When the world was running from the Nazi's, we cried to us. When the world is starving, they cry to us. When the world needs a miracle cure for something, do they think it up themselves? No, they cry to us.

We have given the world it's technology. We have helped stem hunger. We have given more to curing and treating diseases such as AIDS and cholera and tuberculosis then ANY other country. No one spends more trying to cure cancer, heart disease, and even little germs that NEVER EVEN EFFECT US.


We've given you the car (a rich guy making ONE in his garage in Germany does not count), the plane, and outer space. It was us that allowed mankind to aspire to reach for the stars. Was it not us that conquered the moon, and then gave the technology to the rest of the world to do the same?


And we tolerate your gripping.

[BillyTK]

Originally posted by Larspeart
We've given you the car (a rich guy making ONE in his garage in Germany does not count), the plane, and outer space. It was us that allowed mankind to aspire to reach for the stars. Was it not us that conquered the moon, and then gave the technology to the rest of the world to do the same?

Didn't Nazi rocket scientists give you the technology to get into outer space? But we did get teflon out of the deal, so cheers America!

[Kodiak]

Originally posted by Crossbow


By cutting other programs.

Cutting programs reduces spending. It doesn't raise money...

[DrChinese]

I was considering posting in a show of moral support...

But then I realized: whatever I say will probably be misconstrued or misunderstood, so I decided not to post after all.

P.S. I'll have a Guiness.

[Crossbow]

Originally posted by Kodiak


Cutting programs reduces spending. It doesn't raise money...

Cutting one set of programs in order to pay for another set of programs does raise money for the favored program.

It may not raise money in the sense of selling something,
or by raising the tax rate on existing taxes,
or in creating new taxes,
or increasing tax collections by acclerated economic growth,
but never the less, cutting some items in the budget in order to pay for other items is a way to raise money.

A conservative estimate for cost of the tax cuts is $350 billion over the next ten years. Since it is quite unlikely (with the war on) that the economy will grow into these tax cuts, and that tax increases will be approved in order to pay for tax decreases, then that money has to be raised somewhere.

Ergo, one must cut other programs to raise money to pay for the tax cuts.

OK now?

[Kodiak]

Originally posted by Crossbow


Cutting one set of programs in order to pay for another set of programs does raise money for the favored program.

It may not raise money in the sense of selling something,
or by raising the tax rate on existing taxes,
or in creating new taxes,
or increasing tax collections by acclerated economic growth,
but never the less, cutting some items in the budget in order to pay for other items is a way to raise money.

A conservative estimate for cost of the tax cuts is $350 billion over the next ten years. Since it is quite unlikely (with the war on) that the economy will grow into these tax cuts, and that tax increases will be approved in order to pay for tax decreases, then that money has to be raised somewhere.

Ergo, one must cut other programs to raise money to pay for the tax cuts.

OK now?

Cutting one program to free up money so that it came be spent elsewhere is not raising money (unless the first program was operating at a loss, or the favored program turns a profit).

Also, no money need be raised in your scenario. The government could operate at a deficit.

[Cleopatra]

Originally posted by Ed


And the Greeks will NEVER get their marbles back.


Yeah right!!!!

Look at yourself!!! People are putting you on ignore because they can't get your humor... :v:


Unique if you continue like this, the affection that I display for you in public ( I know that it'a rare and not enough but what do you expect when you declare that you have dyed hair...) soon it will be considered as a pervesion of mine and people will start calling me Cleopatra the kinky.

Please behave yourself.

[Tricky]

Originally posted by Lord Emsworth

Oh, dear.

Have they tricked you too into thinking that you drink beer?

Oh, dear.
Lord Emsworth had firmly resolved never to drink any beverage with less character than a pint of motor oil left under a pigeon-infested tree in Trafalgar Square for a fortnight.

(In my best imitation of PGW, written just for the lord of Blandings Castle.)

[Earthborn]

Originally posted by c0rbin
No one on this globe is clean--in other words, let the country with out sin cast the first stone.Be carefull what you wish for...

NEWSFLASH: ICELANDIC VOLCANO SHOOTS OUT BOULDER, DESTROYS HOUSTON, TX :D

[corplinx]

Originally posted by a_unique_person
Here it is. Bash Away.

I've got two words for you aussie, Yahoo Serious.

[Lyle Beaudoin]

Carrot Top.

[P.S.A.]

"Also, no money need be raised in your scenario. The government could operate at a deficit."

No government can operate at a deficit for long periods of time without damaging it's credit rating. The lower the credit rating of course, the less likely it is any other government or individual will wish to buy your bonds or invest in your currency.

Historically, the US has been given somewhat of an easier ride than other nations, due to it's centrality in the world of commerce... and more especially the world of military power. Japan, a major holder of US bonds, and largest financer of Gulf War 1, is unwilling to call those bonds in, and thus bankrupt the US, when it is reliant upon the US nuclear detterant in the face of North Korea, and especially China, for instance.

However... those of you who've been following the politics of currency recently will have noted that there is a slow shift away from the dollar; mostly towards the Euro (recent discussions in OPEC, Saddam had already moved to the Euro as a petro-currency). This is occuring not because of any hatred of America, but because of increasing worries about the sheer size of US deficit being built up, and the unwillingness of the current Administration to take sensible preventative measures to contol it. The risk of even more international conflict, on top of the Eight score score and 7 billion dollar Iraq year to come, just makes the markets even more uneasy. It'll take an absolute catastrophe before those with investments in the US start demanding Argentina type reforms of the US... but that doesn't mean the US (or anyone else for that matter) will have eternal carte-blance to do what they wish. One man, George Soros, completely trashed UK monetary policy on Black Wednesday by speculating against the pound. Don't assume the Dollar will remain eternally sacrosanct either... money goes where it can make money. It cares nothing for you or your nation.

The rest of the thread is just very, very silly. Obviously the solution to all the anti-Americanism is to get American girls to put out whenever possible, thus combatting all that sexual angst. Fortunately, the US has many immigrants, so all possible tastes will be catered for. In fact, the US should just close all it's Embassies and replace them with brothels, and the world will love America; Et Voila! World peace!

I could criticize the other side of the arguments too, but then I wouldn't be getting laid, so I won't.

[P.S.A.]

Psst... Cleopatra; I was idly browsing the picture thread the other day. You've hidden your pic, so boo to that. But I just want to say, you're wrong about East Europeans being lighter than Mediteranians. Russians from the Asiatic part of the country are often very, very dark... closer to Mongolian/Oriental than the fair haired people of the Baltic. Kamchatkan's are sometimes almost Inuit. It's all about environment you see. Just like not every American is a walking cattle herd, and not every Australian is a scrawny bloke with a scruffy beard and wandering fingers. But mostly I just wanted to say "put that picture back up"

[DanishDynamite]

Technically, the reason the US sucks is due to the intellectual vacuum in the White House. ;)

[Kodiak]

Originally posted by P.S.A.

Kodiak said: "Also, no money need be raised in your scenario. The government could operate at a deficit."

No government can operate at a deficit for long periods of time without damaging it's credit rating. The lower the credit rating of course, the less likely it is any other government or individual will wish to buy your bonds or invest in your currency.

I never said running deficits was either wise or desirous. It is merely an option.

[Kodiak]

Originally posted by DanishDynamite
Technically, the reason the US sucks is due to the intellectual vacuum in the White House. ;)

Is that where thay got the name "Hoover"?? :confused:




:D :roll:

[Cleopatra]

Originally posted by P.S.A.
Psst... Cleopatra; I was idly browsing the picture thread the other day. You've hidden your pic, so boo to that. But I just want to say, you're wrong about East Europeans being lighter than Mediteranians. Russians from the Asiatic part of the country are often very, very dark... closer to Mongolian/Oriental than the fair haired people of the Baltic. Kamchatkan's are sometimes almost Inuit. It's all about environment you see. Just like not every American is a walking cattle herd, and not every Australian is a scrawny bloke with a scruffy beard and wandering fingers. But mostly I just wanted to say "put that picture back up"

Oh the picture. I removed it because two members that are banned now have been silly with that, I guess that I have to put it back as soon as I fix the pc I had it stored unless I ask Tim -who has saved it too- to post it on my behalf :p

Don't spoil my dream of the perfect Russian, please ;)

[P.S.A.]

Big place, Russia. Covers 11 time zones. I'm sure there'll be a perfect one for you in there somewhere... Did I mention I'm Russian? Probably not, I've suddenly discovered it myself!

(Btw, "ya lioublou tiibye" is I Love You in Russian. *sighs* I won't need those words now, so you can have them)

[Cleopatra]

Originally posted by P.S.A.
I'm sure there'll be a perfect one for you in there somewhere... Did I mention I'm Russian? Probably not, I've suddenly discovered it myself!


Lately I am interested in Danish Royals, later maybe, I will point my eyes towards the East... :)

You have to meet our member Renata. She is Russian too :)

Welcome to the forum BTW.

[Ed]

Originally posted by Cleopatra



Yeah right!!!!

Look at yourself!!! People are putting you on ignore because they can't get your humor... :v:


.

You call it ignore, I call it targeting. :D

[Tricky]

American: Yew dam snotty-nosed Awstraylyuns! How come it is yew see a 'Merican, an you instantly hate him raht off th' bat?

Australian: 'Cos it saves time, mate.

[Kodiak]

Originally posted by Cleopatra


Lately I am interested in Danish Royals, later maybe, I will point my eyes towards the East... :)

You have to meet our member Renata. She is Russian too :)

Welcome to the forum BTW.

How about Prussian nobility??

My ancestors led soldiers against Napoleon, socialized in such circles as the Order of the Black Eagle and held various offices and relationships with the Hohenzollerns including Frederick the Great and Wilhelm II.

All that, AND we had a "von" in front of our last name too!!!! :cool: :D

[P.S.A.]

I'm actually British. But I can buy a Danish... Glazed with cherries ok?

[P.S.A.]

See? This is why the world hate's American's; they are SUCH liars...

"My ancestors led soldiers against Napoleon"

Napoleon never said anything about being attacked by a division of helmeted bears, you fibber.

[DanishDynamite]

Kodiak:Is that where thay got the name "Hoover"?? :confused:




:D :roll: Glad to see my play on words was noted. :)

[Chanileslie]

Originally posted by Jon_in_london
Americans suck because they talk funny

You wish!

[Chanileslie]

Originally posted by richardm


I should hope so. The Disneyfication of Winnie the Pooh is no joking matter :mad:

Ah, but alas, it is a joking matter. We will take everything, and make it better!! Much like the Japanese in the 1980's. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha...cough...hah hh

[Cleopatra]

Originally posted by Kodiak


How about Prussian nobility??

My ancestors led soldiers against Napoleon, socialized in such circles as the Order of the Black Eagle and held various offices and relationships with the Hohenzollerns including Frederick the Great and Wilhelm II.

All that, AND we had a "von" in front of our last name too!!!! :cool: :D

Von??? Cleopatra-Esther ( my middle name) von something.... sounds cool...

I am flattered but I am afraid of guns... ;)

[DanishDynamite]

Cleopatra:Lately I am interested in Danish Royals, later maybe, I will point my eyes towards the East... :)Cleo, stop stringing him along. You and I both know there will be no "later". Your infatuation with me is too strong. ;)

[Crossbow]

Originally posted by Kodiak


Cutting one program to free up money so that it came be spent elsewhere is not raising money (unless the first program was operating at a loss, or the favored program turns a profit).

Also, no money need be raised in your scenario. The government could operate at a deficit.

Sorry man, I guess you are just too smart for me.

How one can consider cutting one area of a budget in order to fund something else as not raising money for that something else is beyond me.
By the same token, how one can consider borrowing money, then paying it back with interest, in order to pay for something as not raising money for that something is beyond me as well.

By the way, government programs seldom, if ever, make money, they simply do not work that way. So again, I do not know what you are talking about in this instance.

[Ralph]

Originally posted by Skeptic
It was only later I learned that at a party that I could not go to, that within five minutes of turning up at that party that she was off in the bedroom and having it off. Then it twigged, ahhh, that was what she was after.

(AUP is actually answering me seriously on this one... ah well.)

Jeez, AUP, if that's the reason, try to get laid with some American tourist and get it over with... "Get laid"?????

Look at AUPs post count.

How can anyone possibly have time to get laid when you spend 90% of your waking hours thinking up ways to bash the US & Isreal on an internet bulletin board..................

[Mr Manifesto]

Don't forget:

Critisises oppressive regimes, illegally detains people.


Oh, and it had to rip off 'God Save the Queen' to get 'Our Country 'Tis of Thee'. Did Britain get any royalties for that? NoooOOOOooo?

[WildCat]

Oh, and it had to rip off 'God Save the Queen' to get 'Our Country 'Tis of Thee'. Did Britain get any royalties for that? NoooOOOOooo?
But don't we get points for using a bawdy drinking song for the tune of our national anthem?

[Skeptic]

Oh, and it had to rip off 'God Save the Queen' to get 'Our Country 'Tis of Thee'. Did Britain get any royalties for that?

I keep confusing "God Save the Weasel" with "Pop goes the Queen", myself.

[peptoabysmal]

Kudos to AUP, he finally got the cahonies to come out and say what his real agenda is.

Now if only Australia was worth attacking.


:bricks:

[a_unique_person]

But would you like to know what I really think?

[Zep]

Originally posted by peptoabysmal
Kudos to AUP, he finally got the cahonies to come out and say what his real agenda is.

Now if only Australia was worth attacking.

:bricks: Ummm, PA, why is YOUR location "Outer Mongolia"? You expecting something we don't know about? Got a fetish for yurts?

[Zep]

Well, I LIKE most Americans. They are honest and hard-working, laugh a lot, can drink hard along with the rest of us, they live in a country that has many scenic wonders, etc, etc.

*sigh*

Enough of a suck-up so far?

[ImpyTimpy]

It's ok.. We can finally reveal that we, Australians, are going to become the new super power... The Americans are just jealous cause they had their run but don't want to give up the "bicycle". Sorry yanks, it's our turn to play with the bike!



Now watch us ride it into a tree!

Originally posted by Zep
Well, I LIKE most Americans. They are honest and hard-working, laugh a lot, can drink hard along with the rest of us, they live in a country that has many scenic wonders, etc, etc.

*sigh*

Enough of a suck-up so far?

[peptoabysmal]

Originally posted by Zep
Ummm, PA, why is YOUR location "Outer Mongolia"? You expecting something we don't know about? Got a fetish for yurts?

It's actually California. I've been considering changing my bio to Outer Austria of late :p

[peptoabysmal]

Originally posted by a_unique_person
But would you like to know what I really think?

Hmmm...

Actually I'd like to know if you really think. :roll:

[peptoabysmal]

Originally posted by Zep
Well, I LIKE most Americans. They are honest and hard-working, laugh a lot, can drink hard along with the rest of us, they live in a country that has many scenic wonders, etc, etc.

*sigh*

Enough of a suck-up so far?

I have worked with several Aussie scientists. Nicest folks I have ever met. It always made my day to hear a "good on ya, mate".

[Supercharts]

Originally posted by a_unique_person
Here it is. Bash Away. It will last longer than the 'The Thread That Will Not Die" or "The Rapture Index".

There is nothing the US can do that will not amaze me. It attacks tinpot dictators while sitting on a nuclear arsenal that could end life on earth.

It guarantees the right to own a popgun, while sitting on an arsenal that could end life on earth.

It cracks the sh*ts when 3,000 people die, when that many die every day for reasons that are entirely avoidable.

It demands ethical behaviour, while acting always in it's own best interests.

The US complains when it is attacked with nothing more than ideas for being what it is.

It is made up of a multicplicity of of people, yet it comes down to a few powerful cliques that will not be challenged by outsiders.

It has appropriated Winnie the Pooh and created a travesty of the original.

The Planet X woowoo rubbish all originated in the USA.

It is quite happy to create olympic champions that die before they reach 40 because of the drugs they consumed.
Well, at least we aren't Aussies.
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[Cleopatra]

Originally posted by Supercharts

Well, at least we aren't Aussies.



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[Cleopatra]

Originally posted by DanishDynamite
Cleo, stop stringing him along. You and I both know there will be no "later". Your infatuation with me is too strong. ;)

Ok when you prove that you can survive in this crazy country of mine I think that you will have earned the privilege to have me as your owner... :cool:

[Mr Manifesto]

Don't pretend you Greeks don't love Australia, Cleo: We've got three million of the feta munching SOB's down here taking full advantage of our generous maternity leave laws as I type.

What is it that makes the souvlaki-suckers so obnoxious, anyway? Start a discussion on politics with them, and you can guarantee you won't leave the room without at least one year chewed off from sheer Akropolian noise. Is it genetic, or do you guys have to learn that from birth?