Fluids for Christ...

[headscratcher4]

http://www.angelfire.com/home/ffc/index.htm

Please help me out...laugh at me for being naive, but this is a joke site, right?

[vexed]

They look to be a serious group, unfortunately.

[Normal Dude]

I'm not so sure. I have a hard time believing this was written with a straight face:


...snip...
Jolene: We prayed with our congregation for four years that God would bring us a little girl.
Flip: I kind of wanted a boy, but we knew it was up to God's will.
J: Anyway, they prayed over us and counseled us. We went to doctors finally, you know? That was after about four -- no, yeah, four years. They asked us all these questions about, you know, how often we "tried." We told them that we prayed at home every night, and at church every Wednesday and Sunday. And on Wednesdays and Sundays, there were always, like, thirty or forty other people there, so it wasn't just like we was crossing our fingers or blowing out birthday candles. I mean, we're talking about the real power of prayer here! Like one mighty voice and everything?
F: There were a lot of people there, you know? You know, especially in the spring and summer, because people when it's cold sometimes just want to stay home where it's warm. Like in front of a fire or --
J: So anyway, these doctors told us that we needed to do more. You know, like "have relations," they said.
F: Well, they was doctors and all, so I think maybe --
J: Yeah, well, maybe them doctors'll say that in order to pay the rent you got to run out and rob the In-and-Out Mart. But I'm not gonna let you do that either, you know? So anyway, we talked to the church leaders again and they said that we should pray harder.
F: So we started staying longer on Wednesday nights.
...snip...


Or this! :D


...snip...
I got me some blood put in after I cut three fingers off with a putty knife. The nurses tell me that the blood didn't have no AIDS, but they didn't tell me it come from some unbeliever. Man sure must've been a sinner, because as soon as they got me out of the hospital I was cussing. Drinking. Fighting. Prowling around like an itchy cat.
My wife tell me, "Roy, you've been the master of my house for some thirty year, but I'm gonna up and leave you if you don't get that demon blood out of you." I told her, "Woman, you ain't the boss of me."
...snip...

[slingblade]

http://www.angelfire.com/home/ffc/index.htm

Please help me out...laugh at me for being naive, but this is a joke site, right?

http://www.insolitology.com/parodylinks/index.htm

In other words: right. :D

[Complexity]

Whether the site is a parody or not isn't really the issue...

How many people would find the site to be of value and a good thing?

My guess, millions and millions...

[Showmeproof]

Well, im sold lol

It never ceases to amaze me how religious people will take something and turn it around to support their belief in a God.

Sort of like this: I defecated yesterday and feces is part of my body. God is part of my body. Therefore, since feces and God flow through my body, God must exist!!!

Some crazy crap like that!!!

[cbish]

On a more serious note, Mormons believe the holy spirit is a fluid in your body. I guess some type of blood plasma or something.

[slingblade]

Ask Drac: the blood is the life.

As to how many believe it, parody or not....the same number who believe Landover Baptist and The Onion are an actual church and an actual newspaper.

[Matlatzinca]

the onion is not an actual newspaper?! But I've seen one, in print, really!
Ah, I see, you are being metaphorical, referring to the content.

The Daily Show, now there's real news.

[fishbait]

http://www.angelfire.com/home/ffc/index.htm

I like the little sperms at the bottom of the page with the crosses on them. Jizzus Christ!

[slingblade]

the onion is not an actual newspaper?! But I've seen one, in print, really!
Ah, I see, you are being metaphorical, referring to the content.

Well, yeah. I knew I stumbled on that one, but couldn't think how to say it better.

The Daily Show, now there's real news.

:p Damn right.

[grayman]

I like the little sperms at the bottom of the page with the crosses on them. Jizzus Christ!

Evey sperm is sacred...

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