Jesus Gets New PR Rep

[fishbait]

Concerned over traumatizing children in the christian blood-cult, someone has managed to soften the image of Christ’s suffering. (http://alanszlosek.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/no-longer-traumatizing-to-children/)

[Darth Rotor]

Concerned over traumatizing children in the christian blood-cult, someone has managed to soften the image of Christ’s suffering. (http://alanszlosek.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/no-longer-traumatizing-to-children/)
I'd prefer another viewing of the film "The Passion of Christ," thanks.

DR

[A Christian Sceptic]

It's fascinating how much time and effort some people put into creating things like that.

Or should I say

It's fascinating some people put any time and effort into creating things like that.

[Beerina]

Like 2000 years and counting.

It's tough whitewashing quite literally the most evil fictional character of all time* **, to be palatable to children, if not an outright attractant.





* To newbie religionist lurkers, how else would describe a being that has, according to writings ascribed to him, plans to throw almost everyone who ever lived, or ever will live, into a lake of molten lava where they will endure indescribable agony for all eternity?

** Take a guess at who this is quoting. Hint: He's far less evil than that.

[Marquis de Carabas]

It's tough whitewashing quite literally the most evil fictional character of all time*...
[note to self]Must try harder.[/note to self]

[X]

[note to self]Must try harder.[/note to self]


You're not fictional. So you don't need to worry about a threat to your status.

[Piscivore]

It's tough whitewashing quite literally the most evil fictional character of all time...
I sense the hand of George Lucas in this.

[Fnord]

I sense the hand of George Lucas in this.


May the Spirit of Spielberg be upon you!

[shadron]

That ... is ... grotesque. Talk about pain and suffering and blue hair.

[Fnord]

That ... is ... grotesque. Talk about pain and suffering and blue hair.


Blue hair? Hey, that's my hood! My Blue Öyster Cultist's hood!

;)

[Piscivore]

I couldn't look at it until I got home...

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! :yikes:

Evil child molesting clown Jesus!

That's supposed to be "less traumatic"? That's motherf[rule X]g nightmareish. What kind of candy-coloured LSD fantasy world does the monster that engendered that... that abomination live in? Augh!

Here's an antidote, look at it quick. (http://wastelandvision.deviantart.com/art/Zombie-Jesus-80490376)