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[Obviousman]

May 13, 2008

CERN ‘Nailed Heart Of Earth’ With China Quake, Chilean Volcano

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers (Traducción al Español abajo)

The team of Russian Physicists who assisted in the construction of the Large Hadron Collider for the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN), located in Switzerland, are reporting today that an experiment being conducted during the colliders ‘cool down’ phase has resulted in what they are calling an ‘antiquark spree’ that has, literally, “Nailed the heart of Earth”.

Working in conjunction with Chile’s National Commission for Scientific and Technological Research (CONICYT), these reports continue, CERN scientists, while attempting to establish a quark based means of near speed-of-light communications with other Western scientific and military installations, ‘lost control’ of this experiment on the South American ‘anchor’ triggering an ‘unexpected’ stream of antiquark’s which first ignited a massive volcanic eruption in Chile, and in a ‘straight shot’ through the entire planet has further triggered a catastrophic 7.8 magnitude earthquake in China.
Editing for Rule 4http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1098.htm

[uk_dave]

That'll scare the kids.

[DC]

omg
a friend of mine tells me this since years, since they planned the new Colider.
i just laughed at it.

First our new attempt to make electricity triggered small earthquakes around my city and now they seem to trigger huge earthquakes and worser.

i wonder if thats true with that experiment.
sounds crazy

[Spud1k]

This just goes to show that for some people, reality just isn't exciting enough. It'll almost seem like a let-down if the LHC doesn't blow the earth up after all this hype.

[Confuseling]

Extra points for wanton abuse of the word literally though.

[sts60]

omg
a friend of mine tells me this since years, since they planned the new Colider.
i just laughed at it.

First our new attempt to make electricity triggered small earthquakes around my city and now they seem to trigger huge earthquakes and worser.

To exactly what "new attempt to make electricity" are you referring? (Hint: colliders have nothing whatsoever to do with electrical power generation.) And exactly what evidence do you have that it "triggered" earthquakes?*

i wonder if thats true with that experiment.
sounds crazy

No, it's not true. Yes, it is crazy.


*Not completely farfetched. I've read reports that the truly enormous amount of water pent up by the Three Gorges Dam has placed enough pressure on the ground containing the reservoir that it's actually caused localized, non-tectonic earthquakes.

[sts60]

But I love the part about the Soyuz off-course ballistic trajectory being due to the Earth being pushed out of the way. That is pure woo-gold. I wouldn't be surprised if these folks are no-planers on 9/11, but if not they would likely claim that the PTB made the Pentagon lunge in front of an airliner innocently on final for National.

[dudalb]

So someone is saying the new Colllider is responsible for the quake in China?
That is the craziest CT I have heard in a while. It takes a total ignorance of science to take it seriously.
Causing earthquakes with a Super Machine is fun when Lex Luthor or a James Bond movie villian does it, but anybody thinking it is for real is either a total kook or paranoid beyond belief...or both.They seem to go together.

[DC]

To exactly what "new attempt to make electricity" are you referring? (Hint: colliders have nothing whatsoever to do with electrical power generation.) And exactly what evidence do you have that it "triggered" earthquakes?*



No, it's not true. Yes, it is crazy.


*Not completely farfetched. I've read reports that the truly enormous amount of water pent up by the Three Gorges Dam has placed enough pressure on the ground containing the reservoir that it's actually caused localized, non-tectonic earthquakes.

nono, its unrelated.
its Geothermal power, and its claimed that it triggered earthquakes, at least twice. we indeed had small earthquakes.

http://www.swissinfo.org/eng/front/detail/swissinfo.html?siteSect=105&sid=7407138

i know CERN, and indeed its not to creat electricity. but they "created" "anti matter" a few years ago :p

[sts60]

Well, it sure uses a lot of electricity.

Hey, maybe the site quoted in the OP is right, but for the wrong reason. CERN used so much juice it sucked the electricity right out of the Earth's core, and the resulting magnetic field interfered with the Earth's native field, causing a disruption which both caused the earthquakes and moved the Earth out from under the Soyuz capsule!

[beachnut]

everyone knows CERN

That is a crazy article; and a nutty web site.

[twinstead]

Reality is boring

[Confuseling]

Well, it sure uses a lot of electricity.

Hey, maybe the site quoted in the OP is right, but for the wrong reason. CERN used so much juice it sucked the electricity right out of the Earth's core, and the resulting magnetic field interfered with the Earth's native field, causing a disruption which both caused the earthquakes and moved the Earth out from under the Soyuz capsule!

Hmm... But what about the space-time continuum? ;)

[DC]

Well, it sure uses a lot of electricity.

Hey, maybe the site quoted in the OP is right, but for the wrong reason. CERN used so much juice it sucked the electricity right out of the Earth's core, and the resulting magnetic field interfered with the Earth's native field, causing a disruption which both caused the earthquakes and moved the Earth out from under the Soyuz capsule!

pls dont scare me, compared to the US distances, i can say, CERN is just around the corer from here ;)

[mortimer]

Large Hardon Collider? Sounds like an interesting movie, if you're in to that sort of thing..

Bow chicka wow wow, chicka wow wow.

[sts60]

Hmm... But what about the space-time continuum? ;)
No, no, no. Disrupting the space-time continuum is HAARP's job. (Along with causing tsunamis and shooting down space shuttles.) CERN is for generating earthquakes, disrupting Earth's orbit, and creating rogue black holes.

I mean, really, don't you know anything about physics?

[Myriad]

I love this part:

while attempting to establish a quark based means of near speed-of-light communications with other Western scientific and military installations


Of course, the unfulfilled dream of near-speed-of-light communications will forever tempt us to tamper with Forces Best Left Alone. If only there were something faster than cannonballograms and more reliable than YELLING REALLY LOUD.

Respectfully,
Myriad

[Pato2747]

I facepalmed in real life.

[Confuseling]

No, no, no. Disrupting the space-time continuum is HAARP's job. (Along with causing tsunamis and shooting down space shuttles.) CERN is for generating earthquakes, disrupting Earth's orbit, and creating rogue black holes.

I mean, really, don't you know anything about physics?

I was erroneously led to believe that you had to read books to understand it. I am sorry; I was mistaken, and I repent. From now on, I shall embrace all the many splendorous (and mutually irreconcilable) truths revealed on teh interwebs. :)

[negativ]

This just goes to show that for some people, reality just isn't exciting enough. It'll almost seem like a let-down if the LHC doesn't blow the earth up after all this hype.

http://www.overcompensating.com/posts/20080331.html

[dudalb]

I am now convinced that the people who wrote that article have seen the First "Superman" movie too many times....the one where Lex Luthor caused an earthquake to make California fall into the ocean.
But then, I have noted that a LOT of CTers seem to get their ideas from comic books and the movies.
I am not knocking either (huge Marvel and Batman fan here) but I can distinguish fantasy from reality, thank you.
If fits in well with the obssesion that the Twoofers have with the Matrix films as well.

[TjW]

Hmm... But what about the space-time continuum? ;)

I hear Eddie's in it, but I'm not sure why he's significant.

[PatrickSMcNally]

Isn't there supposed to be some story circulating which charges that "Sorcha Faal" is really a dummy identity used by David Booth? I'm not sure of what parts to believe, but the whole thing sounds bizarre enough to be correct.

[Dave Rogers]

Of course, the unfulfilled dream of near-speed-of-light communications will forever tempt us to tamper with Forces Best Left Alone. If only there were something faster than cannonballograms and more reliable than YELLING REALLY LOUD.

I like the idea that quarks could be used to communicate over long distances. If you know the slightest thing about particle physics (which pretty much describes my level of understanding) it's a Stundie all on its own.

Dave

[BenBurch]

This is just a rehash of the plot of the novel "Earth" by David Brin!

People are JUST so credulous!

[Furi]

Quick we need some Unobtanium earth tunneling worm things, to make sure that the earths magnetic whatever is back on its what'smabollox

or did the SHC not manage create an earth gobbling non magnetic munching sub micron singularity tachyon emitter when the catastrope lever was set in the "earthquake" position and the Dial set to "China".

Ming the merciless has nothing against the might of CERN, or Ex-Chief Inspector Dreyfuss

[Brainache]

Quick we need some Unobtanium earth tunneling worm things, to make sure that the earths magnetic whatever is back on its what'smabollox

or did the SHC not manage create an earth gobbling non magnetic munching sub micron singularity tachyon emitter when the catastrope lever was set in the "earthquake" position and the Dial set to "China".

Ming the merciless has nothing against the might of CERN, or Ex-Chief Inspector Dreyfuss

I believe the problem was caused by a misaligned plasma conduit which disrupted the flux capacitors causing a complete failure in the anti neutrino containment field which triggered a boson cascade which was totally unprecedented and of course, catastrophic.

[Spud1k]

Why am I suddenly reminded of the Voltaire song, The USS Make ***** Up?

[Brainache]

Why am I suddenly reminded of the Voltaire song, The USS Make ***** Up?

Not sure, maybe you could make some **** up to explain it, like the Truthers do...