Silly Petition

[Some Friggin Guy]

Someone posted this at a board I own. It's silly, but it fits in with the topic here, so I figured I'd post it here for a laugh.

I do not take this seriously, and from the look of it, neither do the people who signed it.

Petition to ban religion (http://www.petitiononline.com/antigod1/petition.html)

[extra sensory potato]

Originally posted by Some Friggin Guy
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I do not take this seriously, and from the look of it, neither do the people who signed it.
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let's just pretend that people did start taking it seriously. In that event: How long before the petition changes from Ban All Religion to Ban All Religions But One? And what would that remaining religion be perhaps?

[Some Friggin Guy]

My vote? The cult of Personality.

[extra sensory potato]

Originally posted by Some Friggin Guy
My vote? The cult of Personality.
might have to fight off some Catholics, Muslims, Jews, Scientologists, etc. to have your vote counted, but I'd probably vote for personality or something in that order myself.

[Some Friggin Guy]

Besides, we all know it's incredibly foolish to worship anyone other than Jurt Vonnegut Jr.

[extra sensory potato]

Originally posted by Some Friggin Guy
Besides, we all know it's incredibly foolish to worship anyone other than Jurt Vonnegut Jr.
I think you mean "Kurt". If only someone had asked his opinion before bombing Dresden.

[Some Friggin Guy]

I do mean Kurt. Praise Kilgore Trout for my typo.

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by extra sensory potato

let's just pretend that people did start taking it seriously. In that event: How long before the petition changes from Ban All Religion to Ban All Religions But One? And what would that remaining religion be perhaps?
Clearly the religion of Vampyrism, duh!

I am the 50th signer of the petition, that's a pretty nice number that 50 is...