Hide of the serpent that tempted Eve

[luvtinayothers]

LINK (http://www.suntimes.com/output/falsani/cst-nws-fals10.html)

[Garrette]

From the link

"It was killed by Adam the day after its treachery. Adam used a stake, the traces of which can be seen. This skin was part of the legacy of Adam, and it was preserved by his family in Asia."

Wow. Satan is dead?

Wonder who has caused all the trouble since?

[Abdul Alhazred]

... he checked his ribs, they were intact!

He saw the serpent slither on,
'Twas clear that all its ribs were gone!

Yet Adam hated to believe,
It was the serpent fathered Eve!

:p

[Yahweh]

I'm not making this up.

This, folks, is a true story.

At least, that's what the yellowing French label that's stuck to the front of the framed glass behind which rests an 8-by-4-inch piece of something red and scaly inside the gray archival box claims.
This article is a spoof, right?

[extra sensory potato]

first off, only after the serpent tempted Eve did God damn the snake to slither on its belly so the skin would have to show signs of having had legs. secondly, it reminds me of an old joke where a tourist is in an Egyptian curio shop and is offerred the skull of Cleopatra which he's real keen on until the price is mentioned. when the shop owner sees this potential customer balk at the asking price he offers him another, smaller, cheaper skull saying, "This too is Cleopatra's skull but when she was a 10-year-old girl."