Step Right Up! Buy A Ghost In a Bottle

[Miss Whiplash]

Just saw this on the midday news: A man down in Florida is marketing authentic ghosts sealed in bottles.

The story is on my blog. (http://www.mondoskepto.com/node/216) Enjoy!

[grayman]

Considering what's been happening in your area, perhaps you could do him one better by selling a snake in a bottle. :stone028:

How you get the snake in there is your problem. I can't think of everything.

[Miss Whiplash]

Maybe put a snake egg in a bottle and wait for it to hatch?:cool:

[grayman]

Yes, but how are you going to get the snake to lay the egg in the bottle?

[padego]

I prefer my ghosts in ziplock bags, it makes them easier to store.

[Zax63]

Now I wish I hadn't spent my money on these flesh eating zombies (http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2295).

[NobbyNobbs]

Who're ya gonna call? (http://www.jdhancock.com/images/ghostbusters-trapL.jpg)

[Blackwell]

I think someone was selling a ghost in a jar on ebay a couple years back. I checked to see if any similar auctions were up, and found this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/GHOST-IN-A-BOTTLE_W0QQitemZ270240975365QQihZ017QQcategoryZ192 70QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

yikes.

[tiger]

Just saw this on the midday news: A man down in Florida is marketing authentic ghosts sealed in bottles.

The story is on my blog. (http://www.mondoskepto.com/node/216) Enjoy!

And here I thought he owned a liqiour store but I do have an idea if all of us chip in we could get one for the ghosthunters Jason and Grant. And they could open it and actually get some real ghost footage for a change.:D:D:D;);):jaw-dropp

Or we could ask John Edwards if he could speak to the spirit but that wouldn't work he would just ask us a bunch of questions and none of us know the deceased. I'm getting a name and it starts with ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ and he worked in a liqiour store when he died am I right...OOPS!:eek:

I'm thinking this guy is probably raking in the doe and laughing his haunted ass off to the bank! Wonder if this will beat the chia pets and pet rocks in sales.

I just found out what happened the feds raided him and took his still so what was he suppose to do starve!

I wonder if those ghost catchers farted in the bottle instead of putting a ghost in there, so who's willing to be the guinea pig here, anyone...anyone!

[Fiona]

I am not very happy. I do not think this is the way to treat my grandmother. She never drank when she was here......:(

[tiger]

I am not very happy. I do not think this is the way to treat my grandmother. She never drank when she was here......:(

You can take comfort with the thought that Grandma can talk through a meduim now, ( I can't resist it, lord forgive me for what I am about to do) sort of like a message in a bottle...OOPS:jaw-dropp:eek::o:o:o:o

[TX50]

So many questions present themselves...

Does it have to be special glass to keep the ghosty in? :confused:

Would a spirit in a bottle have to have a proof mark to be legal? :confused:

Do ghostys in bottles mature in the bottle or once its bottled is that it? :confused:

Can you get blends, or are they all single malts (so to speak)? :confused:

[tiger]

So many questions present themselves...

Does it have to be special glass to keep the ghosty in? :confused:

Would a spirit in a bottle have to have a proof mark to be legal? :confused:

Do ghostys in bottles mature in the bottle or once its bottled is that it? :confused:

Can you get blends, or are they all single malts (so to speak)? :confused:

I don't know but it does sort of give a whole new meaning to... "bottoms up".:D:D:D:eek: OOPS!

[Showmeproof]

Others say, 'There’s strange things happening in my house. Where're my car keys? Where's the remote to the TV?" Deese said."

WOW, people lose their car keys and their tv remote. HOW ODD!