Astrologers say stars, not people, will determine the Democratic candidate

[Diagoras]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/05/30/2008-05-30_forget_votes_stars_say_hillary_clinton_m.html

Something about this article makes me want to bang my head into a wall repeatedly.

Well, I guess this whole "democracy" thing is a scam. Don't bother voting, anybody; the outcomes are all predetermined by the stars and planets.

[Filippo Lippi]

From the article

Uranus is crossing her natal moon

It's pure spun comedy gold.

[blauregen]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/05/30/2008-05-30_forget_votes_stars_say_hillary_clinton_m.html

Something about this article makes me want to bang my head into a wall repeatedly.


Don't. The commotion from your banging could trigger a butterfly effect which throws mars out of orbit. Imagine the consequences for the election.

[Drudgewire]

Wow, astrologers saying Obama is going to win the nomination. Now maybe they can tell me who's going to win last year's Super Bowl. :rolleyes:

[I Ratant]

Which precinct will Uranus be voting at?

[Monza]

Is it really such a great feat to declare that Obama will win the Democratic nomination? You don't need the stars or special powers to know that. I'd be more impressed if they could tell us who will win the 2012 Presidential election. We know where the stars and planets will be at that time, so tell us now what is in store. My guess is that this won't happen anytime before late October 2012 (after the race is down to two people and some good poll results are in).

[I Ratant]

From the e-mails I get from my conservative friends, there could be trouble for Obama just surviving to get inaugurated!
The far-right is really going overboard on hatred!

[ExMinister]

What I appreciate most is how the possibilities are completely covered by this article. According to the first astrologer, Clinton probably didn't have a chance over the weekend because of her weak moon. According to the next one, another paragraph or so down, it could have gone great for her.

Who knew astrology could be so helpful?

[tiger]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/05/30/2008-05-30_forget_votes_stars_say_hillary_clinton_m.html

Something about this article makes me want to bang my head into a wall repeatedly.

Well, I guess this whole "democracy" thing is a scam. Don't bother voting, anybody; the outcomes are all predetermined by the stars and planets.


Does this mean what I think it does? Can it be but I am not sure it can be!
Hillary SUPERNOVAED and is McCain (dare me to say it) a BLACK HOLE. That would mean Obama is a Comet just out there flying around and passing gas!

[tiger]

What I appreciate most is how the possibilities are completely covered by this article. According to the first astrologer, Clinton probably didn't have a chance over the weekend because of her weak moon. According to the next one, another paragraph or so down, it could have gone great for her.

Who knew astrology could be so helpful?

Weak Moon is she sticking that thing out the car window again! Sorry I know this is serious business but I couldn't help
myself!

[Sir Robin Goodfellow]

If everyone in China jumped at the same time, would that cause Ralph Nader to win the presidency?

[shemp]

Which precinct will Uranus be voting at?

The same one as the rest of my body.

[Beerina]

Where was this prediction a year ago? Five years ago?