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Eos of the Eons
12th October 2003, 11:45 AM
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In my paper today-Red Deer Life

If it were up to Liz White, Thanksgiving Day would be re-named Turkey Freedom Day.

The spokeswoman for the Advocacy group Animal Alliance of Canada says there's no need to cook a bird this holiday weekend.

Instead 'gobble' a tofu turkey (retch ack ack), also known as tofurkey, or a vegetarian dish.

"I think we should let the turkeys go. There (sic) so many alternatives out there (retch ack ack) that are so much better (yeah, in your opinion you anti-eating bird nut), " said White.
"How can it be a happy Thanksgiving if something has to die for it to happen?"

(um, if not turkeys, then bunnies would have to be next though! ;) )

"Canadians don't realize what turkey producers do to plump up their birds...the animals live a sad, deprived lives...they become so fat they even have trouble standing...there are people who are utterly disconnected with what they put on their dinner plates and how it got there."

(So? ***mouth waters***)

Local agriculture representatives dismissed White's comments...


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Um yeah, lets all have Tofurkey and kill all those Soy plants! Hey, our turkeys are pretty lean, barely any fat on them...and I even have to butter em up all over to keep it from getting too dry while it roasts (mmmmm yummy smell) in the oven.

White doesn't realize that if it's not turkey, it sure as heck won't be tofurkey on my plate!! I'll take bunny, or duck, or goose, or ptarmigan, or even the usual pork or beef before I ever serve anyone tofurkey!!

peptoabysmal
12th October 2003, 10:53 PM
LOL, they would hate me. I usually "obtain" a wild turkey and deep fry him. Sooo much better than the domestic version.

Uh, I did not know Canada celebrated Thanksgiving Day??? Or is some canuk's complaint about the US custom?

Tofurkey - ick! I'd probably die before eating that slop.

Eos of the Eons
13th October 2003, 09:43 AM
It's Canadian Thanksgiving Day today, the 13th-silly...:p

Ours is always in October. The first Canadian Thanksgiving was celebrated in the 1800s when some dumb prince of England survived Tuberculosis. Yippee kaiyai :D


Now we just give Thanks for whatever and it's like celebrating the harvest a bit too with fresh squashes, vegetables, etc. when you can get them. My sister in law grows a garden. Those veggies are the greatest.

The First Canadian Thanksgiving
The first Canadian Thanksgiving was celebrated on April 15, 1872 in thanks for the recovery of the future King Edward VII from a serious illness. The next Thanksgiving didn’t occur until 1879 when it was celebrated on a Thursday in November.



On January 31, 1957 Parliament issued a proclamation to fix permanently the second Monday in October as "a day of general Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed.“

http://www.thanksgiving-traditions.com/html/canada.html

Michael Redman
13th October 2003, 10:25 AM
I would guess that giving thanks for a fruitful harvest is pretty universal.

How exactly does she determine that turkeys live a "sad" life? Maybe the pet psychic told her.

Eos of the Eons
13th October 2003, 01:46 PM
Well, she says they get all fattened up, and you know they don't have a nice big farm to roam on compared to horses and all. Wah wah.

She's actually the animal psychic...being that she's The spokeswoman for the Advocacy group Animal Alliance of Canada. She knows their sorrows and how they should be let go... (to what? Roam onto the road and get smacked by the traffic?)

Wild turkeys are hard to catch, so she can take her tofurkey and stuff it

:p :D

Grammatron
13th October 2003, 04:15 PM
If you really want to see Liz White faint, put a Turducken in front of her. If you don't know what it is, I included a link below.

http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html

Eos of the Eons
14th October 2003, 06:27 PM
A CHICKEN IN A DUCK IN A TURKEY

That's priceless! Thank you!

I think they shoulda went with duturchen or something other than a word starting with "turd":roll:

UnrepentantSinner
14th October 2003, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Grammatron
If you really want to see Liz White faint, put a Turducken in front of her. If you don't know what it is, I included a link below.

http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html

If I wasn't so poor, I'd get one this year...

Supercharts
14th October 2003, 07:45 PM
What's the difference between a Canadian Turkey and an American Turkey?

Eos of the Eons
14th October 2003, 07:53 PM
Um, they really are turd before American chickens hit the plates?:p