Alex Jones' Bilderberg Love-Child!

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

Hey everyone,
Apparently, someone called up Alex Jones' wife, right after he landed in Austin from VA. The caller was a female who claims she is pregnant with Alex's Baby.

The article is sooooo full of crap, but it shows just how crazy this "jarhead" is.
Now he would have us believe that a stripper he knocked up, is in the CIA! LMAO!!

Article Here: http://www.infowars.com/?p=2597

I hate linking Infowars stuff, but I'm feeling lazy.

Note: Luke Rudkoskivicknikkskinski or whatever (the WAC kid) also claims that his "significant other" (could that be Sabrina?) has recieved similar calls.

Imagine this dialog for a second:

Jones: "Honey, I'm home!"

Wife: "Some woman just called, and said she was pregnant with your baby!"

Jones: " Oh honey, Cmon, It's obviously the NWO."

Wife: "Of course it is. I'm sorry for doubting you."

[abenja1]

Hey everyone,
Apparently, someone called up Alex Jones' wife, right after he landed in Austin from VA. The caller was a female who claims she is pregnant with Alex's Baby.

The article is sooooo full of crap, but it shows just how crazy this "jarhead" is.
Now he would have us believe that a stripper he knocked up, is in the CIA! LMAO!!

Article Here: http://www.infowars.com/?p=2597

I hate linking Infowars stuff, but I'm feeling lazy.

Note: Luke Rudkoskivicknikkskinski or whatever (the WAC kid) also claims that his "significant other" (could that be Sabrina?) has recieved similar calls.

Imagine this dialog for a second:

Jones: "Honey, I'm home!"

Wife: "Some woman just called, and said she was pregnant with your baby!"

Jones: " Oh honey, Cmon, It's obviously the NWO."

Wife: "Of course it is. I'm sorry for doubting you."

He claims to have recorded these calls as well. Oh well :rolleyes:

[fullflavormenthol]

I would love to see what Alex would say if it really was his baby and it was proven by a DNA test. I mean would he claim that the NWO cloned the kid? Stole his sperm when he wasn't looking?

I mean if it isn't his kid, than it is probably just a crazy stalker he attracted; but instead of considering that he immediate blames the NWO.

[HannibalGroup]

Let this be a lesson to you. If you mess with the Bilderburgs - WE WILL PRANK CALL YOU.

[Pato2747]

Imagine this dialog for a second:

Jones: "Honey, I'm home!"

Wife: "Some woman just called, and said she was pregnant with your baby!"

Jones: " Oh honey, Cmon, It's obviously the NWO."

Wife: "Of course it is. I'm sorry for doubting you."

:dl:

Oh, man, I laughed SO hard when I read this.

[eromitlab]

Hold on a second. This is unbelievable.




Some poor woman married that fat loudmouth bullhorn jockey?

[Horatius]

Hold on a second. This is unbelievable.




Some poor woman married that fat loudmouth bullhorn jockey?



I guess there are some benefits to nurturing an audience too stupid to see through his ********....

[MarkyX]

It wouldn't surprise me if it was a prank call.

How hard would it be? Get the number, get a chick to say a few lines, done. Definitely not much logistics, unlike the usual stuff we hear from 9/11 deniers like TV fakery and silent loud thermite bombs planted in the Twin Towers on every floor with no one noticing.

[Björn Toulouse]

I read the article yesterday and just had to shake my head in wonder at the caption beneath the picture of the guy flipping them off:



http://freespeech.vo.llnwd.net/o25/pub/images/goon.jpg

A Bilderberg goon shadowing Alex Jones and crew shows his contempt for the Constitution and Bill of Rights.


This is how TrutherThink works - an event occurs and an imagination of its purpose is added.

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

This Just In!!

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_24997484e066ddede3.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=12490)

Bilderberg hypnotizes Alex Jones, and sends him CENTCOM strippers in to purposely impregnate themselves with seed extracted through prostate massage.

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

You're welcome gentlemen :D

[abenja1]

This Just In!!

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_24997484e066ddede3.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=12490)

Bilderberg hypnotizes Alex Jones, and sends him CENTCOM strippers in to purposely impregnate themselves with seed extracted through prostate massage.

:D

[abenja1]

Here's a good article by Slate on Bilderberg that acknowledges the woo and the rational. http://www.slate.com/id/2193220/

[mrbaracuda]

Mh, send those CENTCOMs over, they need to disrupt something at my place, if you know what I mean!

Oh and: Maybe Troy's wife? Heh.

[peteweaver]

Who'd want the baby of a fat propagandist ?

[NickUK]

I loved this comment - still giggling now:-

# ShastaPatriot Says:
June 8th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

Heavenly Father I ask for a supernatural hedge of protection for Alex and his family in Jesus’ name.

[Travis]

Shouldn't he be bragging about bedding a stripper? Wouldn't that be a huge accomplishment for the Truth Movement?

[eddyk]

A false flag from Alex.

To claim people are harassing him will rally the troops.

It also gives the ilusion that he might actually be making a difference, which he isn't.

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

A false flag from Alex.

To claim people are harassing him will rally the troops.

It also gives the ilusion that he might actually be making a difference, which he isn't.

I think its to late now.

Everyone who used to believe AJ's stuff, before it got debunked, have all become Scientologists now. AJ gives off too many "body thetans" or whatever.

Does anyone know of any press releases of Bilderberg attendee's in the past? Just curious to see how readily available these "secret lists" might be.

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

I loved this comment - still giggling now:-

You should have hear the "sermon" today!

The first part of the show was like listening to an audio-vangelist, mixed with Bill Cooper, and topped off with a little constipation.

Yes, thats it....

Alex Jones, ate Bill Cooper and Jimmy Swagart, and became them! It all makes sense now!

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

Here's a good article by Slate on Bilderberg that acknowledges the woo and the rational. http://www.slate.com/id/2193220/

I might be slippin a little, but that article makes Bilderberg sound a little creepy.:boxedin:

Maybe, as bad as people don't trust our government now, they should just postpone the next few of these things. LoL!

Seriously, that is asking for "Woozilla" or the "Woo-bonic plague."

[funk de fino]

I liked this little comment below the story.

hey government personal reading this- GO **** YOURSELF

Also this display of astonishing paranoia

Absolutely disgusting. I’ve known for a while that my phone is tapped (the clicking noise tells all), and whenever I try to post anything of real relevance on MySpace, here, or various other outlets, Firefox mysteriously shuts down. To the goons reading my keystrokes as I make them, you will fail. To the scum harassing our friends and their families: we know who you are and your New World Order has been exposed, and will not prevail. To our friends and their families: we know how deceitful these elitist pieces of trash are, do not become disheartened by their lies. The truth shall prevail. Our peaceful revolution shall prevail.


Then this from another

I have to reiterate what Highwayman says…..hey government personal reading this- GO **** YOURSELF!

Death to the NWO scums. Love is God and they know damned well that we’re catching on too.
Burn in hell you demons!

[ref]

Does anyone know of any press releases of Bilderberg attendee's in the past? Just curious to see how readily available these "secret lists" might be.

Try wikipedia, not exactly press though
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bilderberg_attendees

This mainstream article lists many 2006 attendees:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20060608.wbilder0608/BNStory/National/home

[Liszt]

Does anyone know of any press releases of Bilderberg attendee's in the past? Just curious to see how readily available these "secret lists" might be.

I have lists going back about 30 years. (I'll look up someone if you want)

It is a shame that the press do not cover it in detail - it looks like someone there may have come up with an answer to the financial mess we are in right now. And let's face it, some of them really are the Smartest Guys in the Room.

[JamesB]

I have lists going back about 30 years. (I'll look up someone if you want)

It is a shame that the press do not cover it in detail - it looks like someone there may have come up with an answer to the financial mess we are in right now. And let's face it, some of them really are the Smartest Guys in the Room.

Enron executives?

[CptColumbo]

With all the people/groups secretly ruling the world, I wonder if they know about each other and if they alternate which days they secretly rule the world.

[Liszt]

Enron executives?


The lists are quite badly organised, but I couldn't see any Enron people in it.

Rob Zoellick was one of their advisers I think, and he was at Bilderberg in 1991. But he's better known for other things anyway (the World Bank, for example)

(Ken Lay was a member of the Trilateral Commission which sometimes overlaps, but not in his case. Loser!)

There are generally more people invited from universities then from industry.

[Liszt]

Enron executives?


oh crap! Was that a joke based on my "smartest guys" phrase?

I'm an idiot sometimes!

[abenja1]

Here's the headline from prison planet about that Slate article: Washington Post Owned Slate Runs Puff Piece On Bilderberg

[cyclonic]

Alex jones already has a love child in colorado, his name is Eric Cartman.

[fuelair]

This Just In!!

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_24997484e066ddede3.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=12490)

Bilderberg hypnotizes Alex Jones, and sends him CENTCOM strippers in to purposely impregnate themselves with seed extracted through prostate massage.
I assume agent G. Bush personally massaged (is that what they are calling it now) A's prostate.

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

I have lists going back about 30 years. (I'll look up someone if you want)

It is a shame that the press do not cover it in detail - it looks like someone there may have come up with an answer to the financial mess we are in right now. And let's face it, some of them really are the Smartest Guys in the Room.

The list's were readily available for anyone? If so, that's a little less creepy.

Alex Jones would have you believe that Jim Tucker is the reason you have those, lol!

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

Here's the headline from prison planet about that Slate article: Washington Post Owned Slate Runs Puff Piece On Bilderberg

HAHAHA....of course it is!!!LMFAO!

[dudalb]

I really,really,hope the woman's claim it not true.
The Human gene pool is messed up as it is.