Brilliant Christian site for kids! (Evil Atheists, please don't click/read/comment)

[Cain]

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

[UnrepentantSinner]

Sigh...
http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&action=showpost&postid=1870133954

[Yahweh]

Yeah, we all know its a subtle parody, but still good for a laugh...

[Marquis de Carabas]

Fake or not, why does a $0 bill count as temptation?
Oh no! Lambuel is late for Church! Can you help Lambuel get to the Church on time while avoiding temptations along the way?


http://objective.jesussave.us/lambuelmaze.gif

[Aoidoi]

http://objective.jesussave.us/gametheory.html

Huh, game theoretician trotting out Pascal's wager? I hope it's a parody. :D

[Cain]

Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner
Sigh...
http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&action=showpost&postid=1870133954

http://home.nc.rr.com/pgrass/cookiesesamestreet.jpg

OMFG, I don't spend every waking moment reading every freaking post on every f**king board.

In fact, I scanned this forum and attempted to search the archives using the URL (which doesn't work). Nothing came up. Then I tried keywords. I got the Science Fair link.

Edited for language, and to remove sig, which violates Forum language rules. -- Pyrrho

[LeFevre]

:rolleyes:

[UnrepentantSinner]

Originally posted by Cain
OMFG, I don't spend every waking moment reading every freaking post on every f****ng board.

In fact, I scanned this forum and attempted to search the archives using the URL (which doesn't work). Nothing came up. Then I tried keywords. I got the Science Fair link.

You might want to edit that prohibited word and take a chill pill.

Don't get pissed at me for your lack of attentiveness.

[volant]

I read about the site in "popular science" a few months back. Funny.

[Cain]

Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner


You might want to edit that prohibited word and take a chill pill.

Don't get pissed at me for your lack of attentiveness.

http://www.clanforsaken.com/kreebean/Leon.gif

Oh, yes, the prohibted word. I'll get on right on that.

I had no idea I was supposed to pay attention to all the forums. Please accept one thousand sorries for posting a link that has already appeared on another board. As I said, I tried searching the archives for a similar link, but obviously that shortcut is a poor excuse for not opening every thread that comes through here. :rolleyes:

[Colloden]

I still get http://www.hyperebooknet.com/ when I click on the link. What am I doing wrong ?
Doesn't Jesus love me ?

[Tricky]

Evil Atheists, please don't click/read/comment

Can us nice atheists click/read/comment?

[Upchurch]

What about Evil Unitarians?

edited to add: in other words, Chaotic Neutral Atheists.

[Tricky]

Originally posted by Upchurch
What about Evil Unitarians?

edited to add: in other words, Chaotic Neutral Atheists.

Is that what they are? I always thought Unitarians were those folks who campaign to have the metric system universally adopted.

[Samus]

Originally posted by Tricky
I always thought Unitarians were those folks who campaign to have the metric system universally adopted. No, those are the godless commie pinkos.

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by Commander Cool
No, those are the godless commie pinkos. If we Unitarians aren't godless commie pinkos, I don't know who is. ...except maybe someone who is actually communist.

[whitefork]

the progression seems to go

Nullitarians (Is Nothing Sacred? a la Gahan Wilson)
Unitarians
Dualists
Trinitarians
Quadrotriticalians
.
.
.
Exidorians (worshippers of the number 32)

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by Kullervo

Trinitarians Would these be Christians? You know, "Father, Son and Holy Ghost"?

[whitefork]

I don't think all Christians recognize all three persons of the Trinity - I may be wrong.

Perhaps those denominations that do not have "Holy Holy Holy" in their repertoire of sacred songs. That's a personal favorite - the second verse made an indellible impression on me at a very early age - good strong melody, too:

HOLY, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty!
Early in the morning our song shall rise to thee;
Holy, holy, holy! merciful and mighty!
God in three persons, blessed Trinity!

Holy, holy, holy! all the saints adore Thee,
Casting down their golden crowns around the glassy sea;
Cherubim and seraphim falling down before Thee,
Which wert and art and everymore shall be!

Holy, holy, holy! though the darkness hide Thee,
Though the eye of sinful man Thy glory may not see,
Only Thou art holy, there is none beside Thee,
Perfect in power, in love, and purity!

Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty!
All Thy works shall praise Thy name, in earth, and sky, and sea.
Holy, holy, holy! merciful and mighty!
God in three persons, blessed Trinity!

Reginald Heber

I don't know if the Unitarians use this one but they do have a good sense of irony.

[LW]

Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
Fake or not, why does a $0 bill count as temptation?


I don't know, but I couldn't complete the maze as I got stuck with the lips and the bed.

[Marquis de Carabas]

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Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
Fake or not, why does a $0 bill count as temptation?

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I don't know, but I couldn't complete the maze as I got stuck with the lips and the bed.
At least you didn't get stuck with the sheep.

[Skeptical Greg]

Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas

At least you didn't get stuck with the sheep.


Urrrh, uhhh ... You are the sheep...

[Marquis de Carabas]

Urrrh, uhhh ... You are the sheep... Duly noted. However, being surrounded by rednecks my whole life, I have no ability to resist barnyard love humour. It's a failing, I know.

[BobM]

I don't think you're supposed to avoid the money. I think Lambuel is supposed to grab it for the donation plate.