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kittynh
14th July 2008, 08:27 AM
I admit it! I clicked on the site about Angelina and Brad Pitt and probably the best looking twins in the world.

I scrolled down to the comments for some reason....and the first one listed was THIS


I agree the children have an identity and r a blessing. Truth is weather you beleive or not God doesn't bless people in sin. Now they can do all to be who there and how much. But the true and living God is not in it. As far as love goes they have no clue the meaning of it. More like in lust. If she loved him she should have loved him enough not break up his marriage. The same goes for him.




Yeah...ok....

They can't be happy. And they are only in LUST with each other. Gosh knows the best way to get LOTS and LOTS of freaky circus sex with someone is to have a LOTTA small children and nannies around. Nothing puts me in the mood for sex like being in the middle of the preschool where I work. Boogers, vomit, potty mistakes, crying....I have to admit I enjoy the kids but trust me...sex is WAY in the back of my brain.

Yep, giving birth to healthy twins on the Riviera. God must really hate those two. Because they CAN'T be happy.

I just see this poor fundie so confused. Good things can't happen to people that aren't fundie. I know all my dear atheist friends on this forum feel the same. Every pay raise, every child, every happy relationship, every time you just smile because it's a sunny day...trust me, you aren't really HAPPY because GOD did not give you any of the good thing in your life.

Fundies have to lead a life that can't always be easy. They are in it because they are TOLD, "fundies have it better than everyone else". It's all about the goodies you get for them. (this should be noted I'm refering to many fundies and not all believers in all religions). To see anyone else, that has broken the rules or is not a fundie, happy and successful means they have to imagine that deep down somewhere those people are NOT happy or really successful. That eventually it's all going to catch up with them, and things will get better for themselves.

None of that old fashioned "be happy with who you are" and "live and let live" religious crap for todays modern fundie! It's all about what God can give ME ME ME.

GEEZ!

WEATHER I believe in God or not, and I personally believe in a sunny happy God not a stormy threatening one...though today the WEATHER GOD seems to be making rain where I live....

WEATHER I believe in God or not, I believe that right now somewhere on the Riviera there are two wacky happy people with newbornn twins that are going to get up to $20 million for rights for the first photographs and are going to donate all that money to charity. And that makes me happy.

CFLarsen
14th July 2008, 08:44 AM
......what's wrong with being in lust with Angelina?

Wildy
14th July 2008, 09:22 AM
......what's wrong with being in lust with Angelina?

I think that answer depends on whether you are her husband or not.

wollery
14th July 2008, 06:34 PM
I think a lot of fundies completely miss the point of their religion. It isn't about being happy in this life at all, but about getting to heaven so you can be happy for the rest of eternity. Brad and Angelina are happy in this life, doing what they want, in lust and in love. But this means that (according to fundie doctrine) they will spend the rest of eternity in fiery torment in the pits of hell.

Fundie doctrine can be summed up as "be miserable in this life, living in fear and ignorance, following rules that you hate, and when you die you get to understand everything and spend eternity in bliss."

Jon.
14th July 2008, 06:38 PM
I think that answer depends on whether you are her husband or not.

Or, perhaps more to the point, whether you are someone else's husband (or spouse, I guess) or not.

joobz
14th July 2008, 06:41 PM
I agree the children have an identity and r a blessing. Truth is weather you beleive or not God doesn't bless people in sin. Now they can do all to be who there and how much. But the true and living God is not in it. As far as love goes they have no clue the meaning of it. More like in lust. If she loved him she should have loved him enough not break up his marriage. The same goes for him.
I see. No true christian has ever broken up a marriage, cheated on a spouse... I'm certain that thier humanitarian work doesn't count either because it's not for god.

JoeTheJuggler
14th July 2008, 06:43 PM
This reminds me of a conversation I had some time ago--not with a fundy, but with a very intelligent Catholic woman. The conversation was about her commitment to abstain from pre-marital sex. (We met in grad school--so we were both past 25.) I, of course, was against it!

She agreed that sex is natural and probably very pleasant. She also agreed that it was very difficult to continue not having sex. She insisted that because it was so difficult (and unpleasant) that it was something that pleased God. Something that was no sacrifice or very easy wasn't something God liked or wasn't as significant to Him. I told her this sounded like a very perverse God. If He created us with the sex urge and so on, why would He be pleased that we repress that urge?

OK. . .I'm not so sure why this thread reminded me of this conversation.

Hokulele
14th July 2008, 06:45 PM
Yep, giving birth to healthy twins on the Riviera. God must really hate those two.


OK, where can I sign up to get God to hate me as much as Angelina?

joobz
14th July 2008, 06:47 PM
God Hates Sexy People.

Hokulele
14th July 2008, 06:49 PM
God Hates Sexy People.


Darn, so I guess God won't hate me as much as Angelina.

joobz
14th July 2008, 06:53 PM
I'm not as hated as Brad Pitt.

GreyICE
14th July 2008, 07:01 PM
Lust could last an incredibly long time if the two people are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

kittynh
14th July 2008, 07:07 PM
so wait, miserable in THIS life and next life you get to be Brad Pitt or Angelina?

Because... if everyone looks like Brad and Angelina (or as those in the know say Brangelina)...what's the point?

Its like all those virgins martyrs are supposed to get. If everyone gets virgins it's really not that special is it?

joobz
14th July 2008, 07:26 PM
so wait, miserable in THIS life and next life you get to be Brad Pitt or Angelina?

Because... if everyone looks like Brad and Angelina (or as those in the know say Brangelina)...what's the point?

Its like all those virgins martyrs are supposed to get. If everyone gets virgins it's really not that special is it?
Yeah, don't get me started on the concept of virgins as reward.
1.) Inexperienced
2.) Potentially confused/disinterest in sex
3.) icky undercurrents of child marriage (or at least mentally child like).