Twoofer Anthem

[pomeroo]

I have long searched for the perfect encapsulation of the fantasy movement. I think I've found it:

As I was sitting in my chair,
I knew the bottom wasn't there,
Nor legs nor back, but I just sat,
Ignoring little things like that.

--William Hughes Mearns

[T.A.M.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7F2X3rSSCU

TAM:)

[HawksFan]

Heh, and here I was expecting something along the lines of a Star Spangled Banner rewrite like: "oh-oh say can you seeeee...the plane that's not therrrre. While so bliiiindly we watched, as they planted evidence clearrrr(ly)."

[TheRedWorm]

As I was going down the stair,
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today;
he must be from the CIA

[kookbreaker]

The LIHOP/MIHOP song has lost its luster, eh?

[1337m4n]

No, this is the REAL Twoofer Anthem: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/9/4/094f6178994a23e025547688cfbc764b.mp3

[defaultdotxbe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIZb-AJrpwk

[Brainster]

When the Troofers came up with a John Lennon impersonator, several of us in the comments section of SLC collaborated on this little number:

Imagine there's no 9-11,
See it you try.
Towers downed by thermite,
Or lasers in the sky.

Imagine all the sheeple
Believing experts' words

Yooo hoo ooo...

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
When the traitors have all met the gun

Imagine there's one caliphate
And no elections too
No liberal democracy
All the women in a zoo

[mrbaracuda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIZb-AJrpwk

Oh look, the Bavarian TV logo is there! Clearly the Bavarian Illuminati and the TV station are working together with Bad Religion! :boxedin:

[mrbaracuda]

No, this is the REAL Twoofer Anthem: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/9/4/094f6178994a23e025547688cfbc764b.mp3

1337m4n! :D
* mrbaracuda whistles

[Thunder]

My basemant, tis of thee
Sweet land of pre-puberty.
Of the I whine.
Land where my pampers lie.
Land where my wet dream fly.
For every TV dinner fry.
Let fweedom wing!

[SatansMaleVoiceChoir]

How about this snippet from 'Let's See Action' by The Who. I actually thought this would make a good anthem the other day; best thing is - it works for both 'Truthers' (in earnest) and Skeptics (as sarcasm):

Nothing is everything, everything is, nothing is,
Please the people, audiences,
Break the fences,
Nothing is.

Let's see action, let's see people,
Let's see freedom up in the air,
Let's see action, let's see people,
Let's be free, let's see who cares.

Let's see action, let's see people,
Let's see freedom up in the air,
Let's see action, let's see people,
Let's be free, let's see who cares.

Give me a drink boy, wash my feet,
I'm so tired of running from my own heat,
Take this package and here's what you do,
Gonna get this information through.

I don't know where I'm going,
I don't know what I need,
But I'll get to where I'm gonna end up,
And that's alright by me.

[jhunter1163]

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=63415

If you'll allow me a bit of self-congratulation, there are some classics in this thread.

[Oxigen]

I marvelled at Sam's lucky finds.
He needs a kick up his behind.

I could go on but in the interest of art, I know I should stop.

And am quite partial to the melody of Bitter Sweet Symphony!

[robeeb]

There's a Bob Seger tune called Lock and Load that might be a good anthem.
It contains some good lines like-


There's a hole in your wisdom

A hole in your sky

And two holes in your head where the light is supposed to get by

[Par]

If I had to sum up the “Truth Movement” with just a song title, then it would probably be Rebellion (Lies).

[pomeroo]

When the Troofers came up with a John Lennon impersonator, several of us in the comments section of SLC collaborated on this little number:

Imagine there's no 9-11,
See it you try.
Towers downed by thermite,
Or lasers in the sky.

Imagine all the sheeple
Believing experts' words

Yooo hoo ooo...

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
When the traitors have all met the gun

Imagine there's one caliphate
And no elections too
No liberal democracy
All the women in a zoo


Very good!

[Oxigen]

Imagine,
You haven't been told the full story.
Might have to call on a kid called KOREY.

[HyJinX]

Imagine,
You haven't been told the full story.
Might have to call on a kid called KOREY.

which one?

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/13/60/0000041360_20070711180506.jpg

[Oxigen]

That indeed, does perplex.
I suggest, get out your specs.

[~enigma~]

That indeed, does perplex.
I suggest, get out your specs.
How droll...next christmas you get a lump of coal :)

[dudalb]

I think "They Are Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha!" by Napoleon the 14th is a perfect anthem for the Truth Movement.

[Pato2747]

Everytime I want to link the Twoof movement with an anthem, The national anthem of the Soviet Union comes to my head every time.

"United forever,
In thermite and lasers,
our mighty protesting
will ever enduuuuuure!
--
Our great Truther movement,
Will live through the ages..."

I'm not good with making lyrics, but that would be a good start.

[Oxigen]

next christmas you get a lump of coal :)

and I will invite you to my house for a feed of soul.
Mean that!!

[Oxigen]

I think "They Are Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha!" by Napoleon the 14th is a perfect anthem for the Truth Movement.

Have always loved that.

[Oxigen]

Enigma, I have bared my soul,
Now I suggest, let it roll.

[Oxigen]

All in the interest of poetry!!

[Par]

At the “Truth Movement” meeting
On their hands: a dead film
And oh, the plans they weave
And oh, the sickening greed

Re-edit! Re-package! Re-issue!
Re-evaluate the same
Buy the DVD with an autograph
Sticker pack and a tacky shirt
The History Channel; The BBC
“Hit piece! Hit piece!”
Sadly this is your life

At yet another “Truth Fest”
In their heads: a dead meme
The paranoiac slags all say:
“Zionist”; “Dual Citizen”; “Jew”

But you could have said no
If you’d wanted to
You could have walked away
Couldn’t you?

[Oxigen]

At the “Truth Movement” meeting
On their hands: a dead film
And oh, the plans they weave
And oh, the sickening greed

Re-edit! Re-package! Re-issue!
Re-evaluate the same
Buy the DVD with an autograph
Sticker pack and a tacky shirt
The History Channel; The BBC
“Hit piece! Hit piece!”
Sadly this is your life

At yet another “Truth Fest”
In their heads: a dead meme
The paranoiac slags all say:
“Zionist”; “Dual Citizen”; “Jew”

But you could have said no
If you’d wanted to
You could have walked away
Couldn’t you?

I think we can do better than this.

[Par]

I think we can do better than this.


I see.

[Oxigen]

Am sorry,never liked Morrissey. Found him a bit of a whiner"

[Oxigen]

I see.

No you're right. it is brilliant.

[LashL]

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=63415

If you'll allow me a bit of self-congratulation, there are some classics in this thread.


Indeed, there are lots of great contributions in that thread, but it all started with Mercutio, you and GreyLeonard producing this awesome piece of collaborative work:

http://www.zinzang.com/music/Reviewing%20the%20Situation-911%20The%20Musical.mp3


Still as fabulous now as it was the first time I heard it. :D

[cyclonic]

"9/11 Was An Inside Job" Official Music Video


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chemtrailrecords,lol.

[Pato2747]

"9/11 Was An Inside Job" Official Music Video


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chemtrailrecords,lol.

Cachy song, but your avatar pretty much says what I think.

[cyclonic]

Cachy song, but your avatar pretty much says what I think.

I think the lead singer is a good example of a truther, the lights are on but nobody is home.

[Tweeter]

I think the lead singer is a good example of a truther, the lights are on but nobody is home.

Theres one thing this truther will have that you never will .
Talent.
Strange how all these craaazy truthers all seem to have it.
Unlike debunkers who post generic videos using Microsoft paint and WMM.

[~enigma~]

Theres one thing this truther will have that you never will .
Talent.
Strange how all these craaazy truthers all seem to have it.
Unlike debunkers who post generic videos using Microsoft paint and WMM.
You forgot the 2 other possibilities. Truthers have no outside life so they devote their full time to making youtube videos or "debunkers" have better things to do than waste their time making videos.

[mrbaracuda]

Unlike debunkers who post generic videos using Microsoft paint and WMM.

That's because they don't need to package the 'truth' into a deceiving package. Not that you'd understand what I am saying here.

[~enigma~]

I figured their anthem would be a drug induced version of Over The Rainbow...

[defaultdotxbe]

Theres one thing this truther will have that you never will .
Talent.
anyone else think he just cant decide whether hes ripping off slayer or foo fighters?

seriously, the song sounds like a mash-up of hell awaits and this is a call (with lyrics lifted straight from a CT video)

[MarkyX]

Theres one thing this truther will have that you never will .
Talent.


He's so talented that he has to post his video on YouTube.

[~enigma~]

anyone else think he just cant decide whether hes ripping off slayer or foo fighters?

seriously, the song sounds like a mash-up of hell awaits and this is a call (with lyrics lifted straight from a CT video)
Please don't insult Slayer...

[Par]

Theres one thing this truther will have that you never will . Talent. Strange how all these craaazy truthers all seem to have it.
Unlike debunkers who post generic videos using Microsoft paint and WMM.


So, Tweeter judges books by their covers, so to speak. (I should have guessed. He’s unlikely to actually read one, after all.)

[cyclonic]

Theres one thing this truther will have that you never will .
Talent.
Strange how all these craaazy truthers all seem to have it.
Unlike debunkers who post generic videos using Microsoft paint and WMM.

You call that talent? what is your talent tweeter?

[cyclonic]

What possible talent could the truther have who posted this video?

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of course he deletes comments that point out the obvious.