Some Friggin Guy
19th October 2003, 06:41 PM
In a chat room with a friend of mine, we staged the following for the benefit of an irritating Fundy there. Oddly enough, they were quite through the whole exchange. I would have continued it, but I was kicked off-line at the end. Still, it's amusing, or at least I thought so.
some friggin guy:: True. just look at the Fonz!
FreethinkingMind:: The what?
some friggin guy:: The Fonz!
FreethinkingMind:: Who the f*$% is he?
some friggin guy:: Didn't you get Happy Days over in Dutch-land?
FreethinkingMind:: Oh, THAT Fonz
FreethinkingMind:: I never watched Happy Days
some friggin guy:: There is but one true Fonz.
FreethinkingMind:: There are thousands, almost all of them are forgotten
some friggin guy:: No! They are false Fonzies!
some friggin guy:: We must beware of false Fonzies!
FreethinkingMind:: No, they're not
FreethinkingMind:: One sec
some friggin guy:: Of COURSE they are. The TV Guide CLEARLY stated there is but ONE Fonz!
FreethinkingMind:: The TV Guide is filled with contradictions!
some friggin guy:: LIAR!
FreethinkingMind:: Prove that
some friggin guy:: YOu show me ONE contradiction in TV Guide!
FreethinkingMind:: The TV Guide once claimed that there would be a Batman movie on the TV, it was, actually, BAT*21 (Or something like that)
FreethinkingMind:: Not Batman, but a war movie
some friggin guy:: Was the word "Bat " in the title?
FreethinkingMind:: Yes
some friggin guy:: Was there a man in the movie?
FreethinkingMind:: Hundreds
FreethinkingMind:: I think
some friggin guy:: Then the truth is that there was a Bat Man movie. Praise!
FreethinkingMind:: No, it WASN'T
some friggin guy:: Yes there was! The Fonz works in mysterious way!
FreethinkingMind:: It was a different movie!
some friggin guy:: It was a Bat movie with a Man. How is that not a Bat Man movie?
FreethinkingMind:: IT was not Batman Forever
FreethinkingMind:: It was BAT*21 (or something like that)
some friggin guy:: I've seen BAT 21. It does, in fact, seem to go on forever.
FreethinkingMind:: Stop twisting the truth to look like you're right!
some friggin guy:: I do not twist the truth. I merely state the truth of the Fonz as shown in the word of the Fonz, the TV Guide! PRAISE BE TO FONZ!
FreethinkingMind:: *Mutters something about ignorant Fundamentalist Fonzians*
FreethinkingMind:: You do twist the truth. What's next, the TV Guide as the only book used in schools?
some friggin guy:: HEATHEN Barbarinian!
FreethinkingMind:: A heathen WHAT?
FreethinkingMind:: barbarinian?
some friggin guy:: Worshipper of Barbarino!
FreethinkingMind:: I'm a freaking aguidist!
some friggin guy:: True. just look at the Fonz!
FreethinkingMind:: The what?
some friggin guy:: The Fonz!
FreethinkingMind:: Who the f*$% is he?
some friggin guy:: Didn't you get Happy Days over in Dutch-land?
FreethinkingMind:: Oh, THAT Fonz
FreethinkingMind:: I never watched Happy Days
some friggin guy:: There is but one true Fonz.
FreethinkingMind:: There are thousands, almost all of them are forgotten
some friggin guy:: No! They are false Fonzies!
some friggin guy:: We must beware of false Fonzies!
FreethinkingMind:: No, they're not
FreethinkingMind:: One sec
some friggin guy:: Of COURSE they are. The TV Guide CLEARLY stated there is but ONE Fonz!
FreethinkingMind:: The TV Guide is filled with contradictions!
some friggin guy:: LIAR!
FreethinkingMind:: Prove that
some friggin guy:: YOu show me ONE contradiction in TV Guide!
FreethinkingMind:: The TV Guide once claimed that there would be a Batman movie on the TV, it was, actually, BAT*21 (Or something like that)
FreethinkingMind:: Not Batman, but a war movie
some friggin guy:: Was the word "Bat " in the title?
FreethinkingMind:: Yes
some friggin guy:: Was there a man in the movie?
FreethinkingMind:: Hundreds
FreethinkingMind:: I think
some friggin guy:: Then the truth is that there was a Bat Man movie. Praise!
FreethinkingMind:: No, it WASN'T
some friggin guy:: Yes there was! The Fonz works in mysterious way!
FreethinkingMind:: It was a different movie!
some friggin guy:: It was a Bat movie with a Man. How is that not a Bat Man movie?
FreethinkingMind:: IT was not Batman Forever
FreethinkingMind:: It was BAT*21 (or something like that)
some friggin guy:: I've seen BAT 21. It does, in fact, seem to go on forever.
FreethinkingMind:: Stop twisting the truth to look like you're right!
some friggin guy:: I do not twist the truth. I merely state the truth of the Fonz as shown in the word of the Fonz, the TV Guide! PRAISE BE TO FONZ!
FreethinkingMind:: *Mutters something about ignorant Fundamentalist Fonzians*
FreethinkingMind:: You do twist the truth. What's next, the TV Guide as the only book used in schools?
some friggin guy:: HEATHEN Barbarinian!
FreethinkingMind:: A heathen WHAT?
FreethinkingMind:: barbarinian?
some friggin guy:: Worshipper of Barbarino!
FreethinkingMind:: I'm a freaking aguidist!