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this charming man
30th July 2008, 04:33 AM
It is pretty bad when you live in California, and you cannot even "predict" an earthquake. Watch the video; I at least, would have said: "I told you this would happen!" (http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-53202)

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-53202

RenaissanceBiker
30th July 2008, 09:32 AM
I wanted to see more shaking.

Beltaine
30th July 2008, 02:31 PM
A full helping of woo with a side of cleavage.
:eye-poppi

Why am I skeptic, again?

AgeGap
30th July 2008, 04:41 PM
I was going to ignore the video until I saw Beltaine refer to cleavage. I thought things were meant to shake during an earthquake though.

MattusMaximus
30th July 2008, 05:07 PM
She may be into horoscope woo, but... damn... I could watch that video all day. There's something... mesmerizing... about... her... :hypnotize

It was much better than "Cats". I'll watch it again and again...

ETA: I noticed that she didn't invoke the stars to protect her from the earthquake.

Monza
30th July 2008, 11:17 PM
I find that video strangely compelling.

RoboTimbo
1st August 2008, 09:26 AM
I'm willing to allow her to convince me that astrology is real, no matter what or how long it takes.

roseglass
1st August 2008, 09:37 AM
Most of the new age girls in our town would have you guys wrapped up tight then :)

"Well I thought you were a skeptic?"

"Ummm ... "

RoboTimbo
1st August 2008, 01:59 PM
Skepticism is all well and good, but I can think of two reasons for keeping an open mind.

sthomson
1st August 2008, 02:42 PM
I don't know what to say in response to the comments in this thread. Apparantly a skeptical mind does not preclude a tendency to look at a woman as the sum of her breasts.

IMST
1st August 2008, 02:51 PM
As a male member of this thread, I share sthomson's disgust that people are focusing on the breasts and not on the content of the OP. That kind of behavior does not reflect well on our community.

Tsk, I say. Tsk.



of course, if it were a hot guy doing the astrology in something flattering my opinion would be completely different.

e-sabbath
1st August 2008, 02:55 PM
I will confess... the third time I watched the video, I looked for 'secondary tremors'. The second time, I watched it to see her reaction again. "We're having an earthquake?" (pause) (Shake shake shake)

... the odd thing is, there weren't any.

TX50
1st August 2008, 03:11 PM
I prefer this one (where did they get that high-tech robot!?)

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-54501

TheDaver
3rd August 2008, 07:26 AM
But with ample cleavage like that, she must be genuine!

ETA: Damn, I’m only like the hundredth person to make a cleavage joke, in a 14-post thread.…

Tumblehome
3rd August 2008, 11:15 AM
I don't know what to say in response to the comments in this thread. Apparantly a skeptical mind does not preclude a tendency to look at a woman as the sum of her breasts.


Yes, we should admire her for her logical thinking. ;)

Both of 'em.

RoboTimbo
4th August 2008, 06:16 AM
Since "The One" is already taken by Australian TV for a psychic show, maybe her show should be called "The Two".

I'm guessing she's a Gemini.

sthomson
4th August 2008, 12:27 PM
Yes, we should admire her for her logical thinking. ;)

I think that it's possible to deal with wooish people respectfully and logically, without resorting to childish "BOOBIES!!!" jokes. She's a woman. She has breasts. I would hope that such a fact would not alter your opinion of her, but apparantly I am mistaken.

Toke
4th August 2008, 12:55 PM
It would be rather inconsiderate to ignore her breasts, they are nice and she does a good job at displaying them.
Nice detail where she holds the top button, as if the top was about to burst.

Since astrology does not interest me, i choose to ignore her blather and enjoy the view.

sthomson
4th August 2008, 01:06 PM
It would be rather inconsiderate to ignore her breasts, they are nice and she does a good job at displaying them.
Nice detail where she holds the top button, as if the top was about to burst.

But of course, her arms, her hair, her nose, her eyes, her ears, etc. etc. etc... you will let those be without comment. Thereby, reducing her to a set of secondary sexual characteristics. If she had unremarkable breasts, then she wouldn't even be worth mention, I imagine. Do you not see how I might possible be staggered by this sort of thought process?

Toke
4th August 2008, 01:24 PM
Look at the video again.

She is nice looking, but her breasts are her most remarkabel feature, she know that, and does her best to show them off.

Maybe to compensate for the blather, and keep male viewers from zapping.

SFBaker
4th August 2008, 01:44 PM
A psychic who can't predict and earthquake - pretty useless.

Toke is right - she knows what she has and she is using them, and I say go for it.

Yes, she is cute, but she is also a fool/charlatan.

It would be nice converting her to our side.

RoboTimbo
4th August 2008, 01:50 PM
I agree with sthomson. The tv station most likely hired her because she is a real astrologer who gives accurate horoscopes which aren't open to subjective interpretation. Nothing whatsoever to do with anything else.

Toke
4th August 2008, 02:06 PM
But of course, her arms, her hair, her nose, her eyes, her ears, etc. etc. etc... you will let those be without comment. Thereby, reducing her to a set of secondary sexual characteristics. If she had unremarkable breasts, then she wouldn't even be worth mention, I imagine. Do you not see how I might possible be staggered by this sort of thought process?

She does the reducing herself.

A plain or homely astrologer surprised by an earthquake is not much of a story.

One with a quaking clevage is a great inspriration for tit jokes.

If this staggers you, you should get out more.

Beltaine
4th August 2008, 02:26 PM
Believe it or not, there are women out there who DO use their *ahem* physique to get ahead in life.

The comments in this thread alone are proof enough that it's a valid means of marketing.

Just because we don't like stereotypes doesn't mean they don't exist.

Tumblehome
6th August 2008, 03:20 AM
I think that it's possible to deal with wooish people respectfully and logically, without resorting to childish "BOOBIES!!!" jokes. She's a woman. She has breasts. I would hope that such a fact would not alter your opinion of her, but apparantly I am mistaken.


You must have a pretty low opinion of her for showing off her cleavage. Imagine, resorting to such cheap tricks to get attention. How shallow can a girl get?

Or does your outrage only go one way?

Ethan Thane Athen
6th August 2008, 07:16 AM
In my experience (work and social), women are at least as shallow* as men when it comes to eyeing up the opposite sex...just not usually as open about it. I've also had female colleagues thinking it sexist of me or other male colleagues if we admire a passing female form (even just looking rather than passing comment) but genuinely seem to see no problem if they do the same when attractive men walk by. Go figure...

Luckily I have an enlightened wife who believes it is perfectly normal for a man to admire an attractive woman and will even point examples out for me in case I miss them (how good is that!?). Similarly she will look at men she finds attractive. Neither of us intends doing anything about it and neither of us can make judgements on said person's personality etc because all we can see when we drive past is their physical appearence.

Just don't see the problem here.

*Assuming this should even be seen as shallow...

sillyhead
7th August 2008, 02:14 AM
Well, I reckon she might need to do something to pay for them. :)

luchog
7th August 2008, 12:05 PM
I will confess... the third time I watched the video, I looked for 'secondary tremors'. The second time, I watched it to see her reaction again. "We're having an earthquake?" (pause) (Shake shake shake)

... the odd thing is, there weren't any.
Well, plastics do tend to be more stable and less prone to wave motion mechanics than human tissues.

Monkey Pants
8th August 2008, 08:56 PM
I didn't really notice her giant plastic tits but now that you mention it......

AbleSugar
9th August 2008, 01:07 AM
Are we still recording??