How do I become an "NWO Liason"?

[Bobert]

I noticed that some posters have unique titles under their names.
Enigma has "NWO Liason" under his name.
Is it based on posts or do I have to take someone out to get this title?
I am not AT ALL opposed to killing someone if it means I climb the JREF/NWO ranks.
TIA!!!!

[Liszt]

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=45138

find out about it in that rather unpopular thread(edit - if any mods are reading this, I'd like to be King Cnut. thanks!)

[Bobert]

Ok thanks!
I dont know if they will go for my request but we shall see!

[Thunder]

send a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

New World Order, Inc.
666 Jewland Ave.
Brooklyn, NY 11666

you will recieve a free copy of our guidebook, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, a NWO mug, and a handy NWO flashlight/key ring

please allow 3-7 days for delivery. if you do not recieve your package within that time frame..blaim the Jews.

[Bobert]

YA there go!!!!
Proof that the NWO is controlled by the JOOOOOOOOS!

[~enigma~]

Assassin?! And here I thought you were kissing up to me...damn :(

[Bobert]

Apparently they didn't like my first choice, "Nice Mellon's!!"

[Horatius]

Apparently they didn't like my first choice, "Nice Mellon's!!"



Well, you do have to provide evidence that you have nice mellons to get such a title.

[Bobert]

Somehow I dont think i am ready to be know as "Pre-op Bobert".
LOL!

[Horatius]

Somehow I dont think i am ready to be know as "Pre-op Bobert".
LOL!



How Cute! You act as if the NWO gives you a choice!




;)

[Bobert]

Yes I did hear about this one NWO agent but thought it was just a scare tactic!
:eek:
Well my third option was "I have an enormous cock" but I didnt think that would fly.
I am of course referring to my prize winning pet Harold.

[DC]

How do I become an "NWO Liason"?

you can't, they only recruit smart peoples.

[~enigma~]

How do I become an "NWO Liason"?

you can't, they only recruit smart peoples.
Thank you for the compliment...

[DC]

Thank you for the compliment...

lol, like they would involve YOU.....
thats funny

[Bobert]

Dude you are desperate for attention, LOL!

[DC]

Dude you are desperate for attention, LOL!

Dude ? LOL that says enough, you will never get recruited.....

[timhau]

Dude ? LOL that says enough, you will never get recruited.....

Bull. It takes a lot of people with a wide range of special talents to secretly control the world.

[Bobert]

Timhau,
At our next meeting please remind me to initiate PLAN 23AF for DC.

[Mashuna]

How do I become an "NWO Liason"?

you can't, they only recruit smart peoples.

I'm suddenly reminded of the scene in Lord of the Rings where Gollum is schizophrenically arguing with Smeagol.

[timhau]

Timhau,
At our next meeting please remind me to initiate PLAN 23AF for DC.

Will do. The baby-powder scented kitty litter is all in place, so the :rule10 can freely hit the fan and the sheeple will not smell a thing until it's too late.

[Bobert]

Good deal I will bring the Coronas

[Horatius]

Good deal I will bring the Coronas


See, this is why the NWO keeps dissing you. You don't even know what our official beer is! (http://www.keiths.ca)

[Bobert]

Ok well yes because you are after all merely a "kitty wrangler", we assassins are hanging out in exotic locals drinking coronas.
Just think.....S0MEDAY
:D

[Horatius]

Ok well yes because you are after all merely a "kitty wrangler", we assassins are hanging out in exotic locals drinking coronas.
Just think.....S0MEDAY
:D



See, this is another reason why the NWO keeps dissing you. An "assassin" just has to kill people. Us Kitty Wranglers have to stay alive....and considering who our charges are, that's much harder than just killing someone!



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[Bobert]

Look I am sorry don't hate the player....you know what I mean?
I know that you are aware that this sounds like a grievance that needs to be filed with your NWO union representative.
You may remember one of your colleagues, "William" well he broke a few rules and i had to "clean up the kitty litter" so to speak.
Well I gotta go we have urethra weapons testing in a couple of minutes.

[lee5]

I want to be "Dis-Info educator"

Please please please!

[Bobert]

Of course you do.
EVERYONE DOES!
Why should we hire you?
I of course ALREADY KNOW if we will hire you but proceede.....

[lee5]

Of course you do.
EVERYONE DOES!
Why should we hire you?
I of course ALREADY KNOW if we will hire you but proceede.....

I have been hard at work over teh interwebs spreading false twoofs to keep project NWO "inside jewb" under wraps.

I will work hard as a dis-info agent and be loyal to teh NWOs.

Plaheesse!:drool:

[Bobert]

Now you've done it!
Do you think you can dance?

[Alex Libman]

It's just some setting on this forum, but here are a few random thoughts:

People use the term "New World Order" as if it means something specific. If the world has any order to it, it's ever-changing - how do you distinguish the old from the new? Aren't all people who try to have an impact on the world around them contributing to an NWO of some sorts?

In colloquial usage it implies a tyrannical world government built on top of regional and national governments as well as intergovernmental organizations like the UN. So I'd say you become an NWO liaison (i.e. stooge) by paying your taxes and otherwise obeying your government, right or wrong.

The word "world" is a bit vague - it makes me wonder if this NWO would try to expand into the neighboring planets and outside the solar system? If not - no biggie. If the rest of the universe can be free, fine - they can keep the Earth, as long as they let people leave if they so choose. There ought to be better planets out there somewhere...

[Bobert]

NEGATIVE no one is currently permitted to leave planet earth without quadruple authorization.
I assume ONE ONE will dispute that they are flying north.

[Alex Libman]

I'll find a way to escape. And if you go after me, I will destroy this planet if I have to - give it a little push toward the sun perhaps.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for my nap.

[lee5]

Dang it Bobert, I thought this thread was only viewable to us NWO applicants!!!!?!

We have a Twoofer breach!!! Abort! :eek:

[Horatius]

It's just some setting on this forum, but here are a few random thoughts:

People use the term "New World Order" as if it means something specific. If the world has any order to it, it's ever-changing - how do you distinguish the old from the new? Aren't all people who try to have an impact on the world around them contributing to an NWO of some sorts?




I said the same sort of thing earlier:


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[Matthew Best]

How do I become an "NWO Liason"?

First you have to learn how to spell the word "liaison". :rolleyes:

[Bobert]

First you have to learn how to spell the word "liaison". :rolleyes:
We do things differrently here at the NWO.
Thanks for taking the time out of your schedule to point out that error!
:D

[Jontg]

Alex, if you're not joking, then you're completely deranged. I know attacking the root of your delusion isn't going to do much good--but at least realize who does the terraforming here. You think humanity could somehow "escape" to another planet without the support of at least one governmental body? The only kind of entity that could do that would be the very sort of ridiculously wealthy supranational cabal that you lot are always raving about--a literal New World Order.