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chipmunk stew
4th August 2008, 05:36 PM
"I want to again urge all Americans to wear sunscreen, particularly this summer, stay out of the sun as much as possible, wear sunscreen, and if you ever have any slight discoloration, please go to your dermatologist or your doctor and get it checked up on."

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Senator Obama has slight discoloration all over his body. What should he do, Dr. McCain?







*This thread is a parody (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=119951)
corplinx
5th August 2008, 10:51 AM
Did he claim that it was an alternative to seeking a cure for cancer? If so, then its a true parody.
jj
5th August 2008, 10:59 AM
McCain has a point, speaking as a poster boy for the melanin-challenged squad.
ZouPrime
5th August 2008, 11:24 AM
Did he claim that it was an alternative to seeking a cure for cancer? If so, then its a true parody.
Obama never said that adjusting the pressure of your tires would replace an energy policy.
Darth Rotor
5th August 2008, 12:25 PM
Obama never said that adjusting the pressure of your tires would replace an energy policy.
I would like to further add that Senator Obama never said that adjusting the pressure of your tires would cure cancer. I have to agree with what he didn't say.

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Pookster
5th August 2008, 12:43 PM
Did he claim that it was an alternative to seeking a cure for cancer? If so, then its a true parody.


It is an alternative to using an umbrella all the time while outdoors.
chipmunk stew
5th August 2008, 05:30 PM
Did he claim that it was an alternative to seeking a cure for cancer? If so, then its a true parody.
Cancer prevention is closely analogous to fuel economy, in that both are far more efficient solutions to a problem than their alternatives. Obama didn't claim that tire inflation is a replacement for seeking further energy resources any more than McCain claimed that sunscreen is a replacement for seeking a cure for cancer. Both were merely suggesting a simple way to help lessen the urgency for the long-term solution to be found.
geni
5th August 2008, 05:36 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists..
chipmunk stew
5th August 2008, 05:45 PM
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Heh.