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Space_Ed
21st August 2008, 05:30 AM
I just found this amazing blog:

"so i think my friend heather fell asleep on the keyboard, and as her cat does stroll about it she seems to have typed this little message. it came over aim and Glory be to God.

(i added line breaks to make it fit on the page: for you sticklers out there who would want to know that)
iii77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 777777777777777777777777777iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiim,

99999999999;?
_L>

if i were to interpret this in numerological terms i would say 7 is the number of God and the iiiiiiiim is like Him also, though I would expect capitals if i were being more doubtful and will not doubt His sovereignty for lack thereof. This was the first text sent to me thus above the next and it also recalls Eden likeness, little im with7777 in the midst.

When numbers were a prominent feature in my life 9 was indicator of the ego when it was all about me. Sent under the first I am reminded of humble. And that has been a theme of recent also in my life. The question mark brings thoughts of that illusion spoken about.

I was gonna write a message about humility, i think, but this is great! I definitely had not thought of it like this! Attempting Enough exclamations for His Holy Name!!!! Can't be He's beyond all that! And came for died and rose hooray!! praise and glory and power are His forever Amen!

Where would I turn? Well such a message is startling when revealed to me, I run right back to His arms. God is love and I love God but I have feared the Almighty awesomeness of Him, i confess. Again and again I turn to these words and those who carry it today. The meat. Though I have turned away in the past, His peace and mercy and revelation and Grace and Truth and Love; the very Rock I stand on is Him and in Him. Hallelujah!

Amazing Grace; no greater Love He laid down His life for me!

that perceptually enigmatic _L> was tricky, i answered the whole thing with '<3' ...another message of humility if you ask me :)

O also I guess kitty fell asleep on the keyboard because it shows the little thought bubble on my screen when the other person is typing and that is still there! Riley is very affectionate with Heather and stays with her all the time."

What further proof could you need for His omniscience!?

http://lightworkers.org/files/pictures/picture-988.jpg

And there he is... The guy who did for theology what Buddha did for Jews.

Aitch
21st August 2008, 06:24 AM
You do realise that "the most convincing argument" doesn't actually mean that much? ;)

paximperium
21st August 2008, 06:26 AM
That is intriguing. It is an amazing case study into the convuluted and messed up thought process for a theist.

Foster Zygote
21st August 2008, 06:46 AM
This is brilliant comedy... right?

Gord_in_Toronto
21st August 2008, 07:05 AM
Next time maybe God should unlock the numlock key. Poor kitties don't understand this key and was just trying to get an alpha character so she could type her real message -- see the: http://www.godsfaq.com/ ;)

Space_Ed
21st August 2008, 11:06 AM
This is brilliant comedy... right?

Lol well I was joking about taking the message seriously but I promise that that is a pure unadulterated copy and paste job. I was half tempted to be mean to him but that wouldn't be such a good thing to do. He seems happy enough in his bubble.

Space_Ed
21st August 2008, 11:08 AM
That is intriguing. It is an amazing case study into the convuluted and messed up thought process for a theist.

Yeah I agree. It really is amazing that a few random letters and numbers has been interpreted as a divine message from God.

slingblade
21st August 2008, 01:01 PM
I saw a corn dog amongst the iiiiiiiiiiiii and am convinced.

Ysidro
22nd August 2008, 12:03 AM
I'm convinced!

3point14
22nd August 2008, 03:39 AM
I'm glad he added the line breaks otherwise I't wouldn't have made any sense.

Space_Ed
22nd August 2008, 06:08 AM
I'm glad he added the line breaks otherwise I't wouldn't have made any sense. Haha

RobRoy
22nd August 2008, 08:01 AM
I saw a corn dog amongst the iiiiiiiiiiiii and am convinced.

I would like to pray to your corndog. Is there a specific mustard that I'm required to use?

ETA: Yes, I'm aware of what I just said and it's multiple meanings. That's religion for ya!

slingblade
22nd August 2008, 04:00 PM
Grey Poop On should work for these corn dogs, and nicely so.

porch
22nd August 2008, 06:53 PM
I would have taken that message to mean that the footloose cat was on a tear again, and the free verse poetry should be left up to the roach.

moon1969
22nd August 2008, 07:15 PM
Michael Aquino does not agree with you. LOL there are so many gods and religions in the world.

trvlr2
24th August 2008, 08:48 PM
I would have taken that message to mean that the footloose cat was on a tear again, and the free verse poetry should be left up to the roach.

archy-is that you...:D

Michelle Lyon
24th August 2008, 08:58 PM
Grey Poop On should work for these corn dogs, and nicely so.

The breakfast sausage corndogs require maple syrup.