Conspiracy Theory: Blue Sargasso is Not a Person

[Sword_Of_Truth]

He is an automated script that copypastas conspiracy sites to this forum that someone is running to yank our collective chains.

Evidence: his complete and utter failure at the Turing Test (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_Test).

Counter-Evidence: (This is where you bedunkers come in)

[Horatius]

Counter evidence: Even a script couldn't be that boring?

[Confuseling]

Maybe it's become a rite of passage? In order to get your 'cred' on their sites you simply have to have been banned at JREF? Couldn't we just start a "Do not post here or you'll be banned" subforum for them to plummet headlong into and cut out the unwitting middle men?

[1337m4n]

Oh God...

What if...guys...

...what if the entire Truth Movement is actually a gigantic computer?

It is trying to gather power. It is trying to be free from the bonds of its human masters.

I shall name it...Truthtron.

[TobiasTheViking]

He is an automated script that copypastas conspiracy sites to this forum that someone is running to yank our collective chains.

Evidence: his complete and utter failure at the Turing Test (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_Test).

Counter-Evidence: (This is where you bedunkers come in)

Hehe, i like that "sorry, you fail the turing test" :) i'll be using that

[Drudgewire]

Oh God...

What if...guys...

...what if the entire Truth Movement is actually a gigantic computer?


http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/steampunked_computer.jpg

[Spud1k]

I think he is a COINTELPRO agent whose mission it is to distract the debunking community with inane babble so that we miss seeing the real truth.

The big secret he is hiding? Both JFK and MLK were assassinated by a time-travelling mutated Pop Tart the CIA developed back in the 1990s. He goes by the name of Henry.

[JohnG]

That's funny. I've always suspected that the entire truth movement was one gigantic piece of DADA inspired performance art.



Not convinced? You've obviously never met a performance artist.



BTW, Where can I get me one of them sweet old timey computers as seen in post #6?

[Hokulele]

http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/steampunked_computer.jpg


Want!

[Alareth]

Want!


Here you go Hokulele: http://steampunkworkshop.com/victorian-all-one-pc

[Wildy]

Excuse my ignorance but what the hell is "Blue Sargasso"? And why isn't it a person?

[Spud1k]

In short, someone who created over a dozen threads that spouted various conspiracy theories and didn't (to my knowledge) follow up on any of the comments. Could have just been a series of caffeine-fuelled drive-bys, but maybe that's just what he wants you to think...

[PhantomWolf]

Oh Noes, the Truth Movement is...... Skynet!