chiropractologic?

[Eos of the Eons]

you need to study the SCIENCE of chiropractologic advancements. Especially when combined with flushing and magnetizing herbal products.
...Joseph Mandala ND

chiroproctology?

:eek:

Um, yeah, someone who posts here is getting chastised on another list. Um. Many jokes later, but not much response from Joe, left me curious about this chiro field he alluded too. Um, well, needless to say... It seems they don't even teach medical terminology in these ND courses...


I tried googling these interesting new terms that Joe is teaching us, but...

Your search - chiropractologic - did not match any documents

Um, this one got a belly laugh from me on the chiroproctologist google:
http://kristyj.blogspot.com/2008/07/almost-as-bad-as-when-i-tell-people.html
N: Daddy's a chiropractor. Can you say chiropractor?

J: CHIRO-CRAP-TOR!!


Okay, that was my laugh for the day. Just had to share.

Laughter IS the best medicine, afterall...


Joe ND has a pretty wild idea about cancer that scares me though:
I just finished healing quite a number of people on Little Diomede and studied with healer there on the use of a variety of roots and small shrubs in treatment of spiritual and physical imbalances leading up to the label you call 'Cancer". We have found that both cancer and the aging process are basically the same thing. That is a decrease in the cohesive magnetic attraction between cells. Each cell is actually a mini-magnet and when the magnets are weak the cells become loose and toxins develop in the spaces between the cells. This is why older people statistically get cancer more. Their cells are under magnetized. And actually by eating plants and minerals which are magnetic one can re-magnetize the body on a cellular level and the Cancer will flee. So this would mean eating magnetic metals or eating plants grown in magnetic soil. And magnetic soil is often found where meteors have landed. So the cure for cancer is a gift from outer space! A gift from God himself raining down from the heavens.
:eek:

Does someone out there really teach ND wannabes that, or are NDs just encouraged to let their imaginations go wild in order to come up with original marketing schemes???

[sanguine]

Surely this would make any MRI scan utterly devastating.

Oddly enough, my body was not shredded when I had an MRI to examine a shoulder injury. My cells must be super-duper magnetized.

[Eos of the Eons]

Nah, it's just that now you will SURELY get cancer.

[SezMe]

He might be right. I walked by my fridge this afternoon and the little magnet on the door ripped my arm off.

[AbleSugar]

"" So the cure for cancer is a gift from outer space! A gift from God himself raining down from the heavens."" Its possible that Joe's noggin got rained on by something heavy.

He might be right. I walked by my fridge this afternoon and the little magnet on the door ripped my arm off. Good thing you weren’t bending over to pick something up.

[Eos of the Eons]

"" So the cure for cancer is a gift from outer space! A gift from God himself raining down from the heavens."" Its possible that Joe's noggin got rained on by something heavy.

Nah, he just took some wonky something, like a course that somebody said was for NDs, that probably came with some "herbs" to smoke, and then somebody said he can call himself "doctor" now and gave him a piece of paper that backs that aSSerstion up somehows. I bet he's licensed in some state and sells his herbs directly to his victims, uh, patients.

He even has the nerve to Chastise Dr. Harriet Hall. Quite the pompous, er, uh, self important, um, uh, "wise" guy.

Or quite the troll on the list I got the quote from. Thing is, after seeing what others have on web sites devoted to such things, it's really hard to tell if the guy is serious or not.

http://www.magnetswork.com/MagnetizedWater.htm

[SezMe]

Good thing you weren’t bending over to pick something up.
:D

[fishbob]

chiroproctology?

Joe ND has a pretty wild idea about cancer that scares me though:

I just finished healing quite a number of people on Little Diomede and studied with healer there on the use of a variety of roots and small shrubs in treatment of spiritual and physical imbalances leading up to the label you call 'Cancer".

Two points of fact:

1 - There are not quite a number of people on Little Diomede. About 170 total.

2 - There are not a variety of small shrubs on the island either, at most maybe a couple of species.

[Acleron]

Does someone out there really teach ND wannabes that, or are NDs just encouraged to let their imaginations go wild in order to come up with original marketing schemes???

I guess they are taught that anything they believe must be true, so go out there and believe in something. What they should really have is Douglas Adams' Electric Monk (http://www.mat.upm.es/~jcm/adams.html), designed to believe in things for you