Another Elegant Proof That 9/11 was a Conspiracy

[Galileo]

Another Elegant Proof That 9/11 was a Conspiracy

I have discovered a numerical proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy.

1400

Chaucer killed in Plot by Henry IV
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123573

1601

Tycho Brahe killed in Plot by Kepler
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123572

1800

Merriwether Lewis Murdered, Did NOT Commit Suicide
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123574

2001

9/11 was a conspiracy
http://www.barrettforcongress.us/

Based on my research, there will another MAJOR conspiracy and/or murder of a prominent historical figure in the year 2200.

[beachnut]

Terrorist apologist would think 9/11 was a CT. But they suffer from lack of knowledge. What a great post for someone with zero evidence to support their ideas on 9/11, at least you give us barrett the biggest terrorist apologist in the movement.

The day you get evidence, the truth movement will end for you. No more lies that day. Not a good post for here.

[jhunter1163]

One fly in the ointment: Lewis died in 1809.

[WildCat]

:dl: :dl: :dl: :dl: :dl: :dl:

[Galileo]

:dl: :dl: :dl: :dl: :dl: :dl:

Laugh if you will, but you have done nothing to explain the suspicious fact that these events are all seperated by approximately 200 years, and that each event occurred in the first decade of a century.

[parky76]

Another Elegant Proof That 9/11 was a Conspiracy

I have discovered a numerical proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy.

1400

Chaucer killed in Plot by Henry IV
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123573

1601

Tycho Brahe killed in Plot by Kepler
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123572

1800

Merriwether Lewis Murdered, Did NOT Commit Suicide
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123574

2001

9/11 was a conspiracy
http://www.barrettforcongress.us/

Based on my research, there will another MAJOR conspiracy and/or murder of a prominent historical figure in the year 2200.

dude, please dont take this as an offense, but have you lost your mind?

[Galileo]

dude, please dont take this as an offense, but have you lost your mind?

evidence please. We expect evidence-based arguments in this forum.

[Unsecured Coins]

Merriwether Lewis died in 1809. That kills your argument right there.

Say, did you guys see my latest video?

[WildCat]

evidence please. We expect evidence-based arguments in this forum.
:id:

[Brainache]

evidence please. We expect evidence-based arguments in this forum.

Proving a negative? You may have just achieved the impossible.

[Roadtoad]

You know, though, in spite of the factual error, that's a pretty good bit of parody.

[Brainache]

You know, though, in spite of the factual error, that's a pretty good bit of parody.

We wish.

[Roadtoad]

We wish.

Oh, hell....

[The Silver Shadow]

That's nice.

[mrbaracuda]

http://www.barrettforcongress.us/

Oh **** off Barrett! ;)

[fuelair]

Some people could not define elegant or conspiracy if they had brains. Much less.........

[WildCat]

Mods, can this thread be moved to "humor", please?

[Myriad]

So, Galileo, you're saying we have nothing further to worry about for another 190 years?

Great! Let's seal up some warning letters "to be opened in the year 2185," hand them into the care of various well-endowed financial firms, museum curators, university presidents, newspaper editors, and law offices, close this forum, and call it a wrap!

Respectfully,
Myriad

[JohnG]

I have discovered a numerical proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy.

I think you need to adjust the threshold of your pattern recognition algorithm. It's resulting in too many false positives.

[Roadtoad]

Mods, can this thread be moved to "humor", please?

More like "AAH"....

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Laugh if you will, but you have done nothing to explain the suspicious fact that these events are all seperated by approximately 200 years, and that each event occurred in the first decade of a century.

You have successfully proven your ability to subtract 200 from a four digit number, open a history book and copy/paste.

Congratulations.

[calebprime]

that's just what I was thinking, Roadtoad.

[parky76]

Another Elegant Proof That 9/11 was a Conspiracy

I have discovered a numerical proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy.

1400

Chaucer killed in Plot by Henry IV
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123573

1601

Tycho Brahe killed in Plot by Kepler
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123572

1800

Merriwether Lewis Murdered, Did NOT Commit Suicide
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123574

2001

9/11 was a conspiracy
http://www.barrettforcongress.us/

Based on my research, there will another MAJOR conspiracy and/or murder of a prominent historical figure in the year 2200.

i do have an honest question....this is a joke right?

[mrbaracuda]

i do have an honest question....this is a joke right?

The answer to that is http://www.barrettforcongress.us/ obviously.

[1337m4n]

You have successfully proven your ability to subtract 200 from a four digit number, open a history book and copy/paste.

Congratulations.

Beat me to what I was going to say.

This has got to be the most idiotic thing any Truther has ever wr...no...no, sadly, it isn't. Nevermind.

[JoeyDonuts]

Wow. Galileo and Jack Van Impe should hang out.

[A W Smith]

dude, please dont take this as an offense, but have you lost your mind?

evidence please. We expect evidence-based arguments in this forum.


http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=4034048&postcount=1

and your math is a bit off. which is not surprising for a truther

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meriwether_Lewis

In September 1809 Lewis was traveling to Washington to answer complaints about his actions as governor. While en route he stopped at a tavern (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tavern) called Grinder's Stand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grinder%27s_Stand), about 70 miles (110 km) from Nashville (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nashville,_Tennessee), Tennessee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee), on the Natchez Trace (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natchez_Trace) on October 10th. The next morning Lewis was found with multiple gunshot wounds; he died shortly after sunrise.

[Dubbi]

It seems that truthers are now openly trying to win the stundies.

(P.S I'm still hoping that this is a parody)

[TheDaver]

Laugh if you will, but you have done nothing to explain the suspicious fact that these events are all seperated by approximately 200 years, and that each event occurred in the first decade of a century.
I won’t even give you credit for dreaming up this kind of stupidity.

Look up the “Texas sharpshooter fallacy”, and if you can, pass that on to the idiot you got this garbage from.

[dtugg]

Doesn't this Galileo believe he is the Galileo. Clearly he is not well.

[Elizabeth I]

Another Elegant Proof That 9/11 was a Conspiracy

I don't think "elegant proof" means what you think it means.

[Roadtoad]

I don't think "elegant proof" means what you think it means.

I'm sure if they're given enough time, the twoofers might provide "elegant proof" that America lost at Yorktown, and we're still part of England.

[Elizabeth I]

I'm sure if they're given enough time, the twoofers might provide "elegant proof" that America lost at Yorktown, and we're still part of England.

Oh, good. I always wanted a British accent. And somebody bring me Colin Firth, please.

[Jonnyclueless]

Every time Galileo and Radical_Logic post, I can't get this kazoo ensamble music out of my head.

[Whiplash]

Oh goody, satire! Where is that bloody popcorn?


oh wait, he's serious?!?!?!!!?!?!?

[LashL]

I have wanted to post this song/video for a while now, and this thread seems appropriate for it. I hesitate because the thread will likely end up in AAH anyway, but ... what the heck. Enjoy.

Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU_JyGBDeIc)

(I can't seem to make the embedded yt tag work, sorry.)

[Dubbi]

That is the worst attempt I`ve seen at an inductive proof. Galileo, if you`re serious, consider this:

1. You`ve in no way shown this 200 interval to be existent in the transition after the first ever assassination.

2. You then haven`t shown why your string of 3 transitions will stay true. In other words in order to imply that such an event will happen every 200 years , you need to give a reason of why it happens every 200 years. You need to show that if one if these events will happen in year k, it will then happen in k+200. Therefore you would be implying that every conspiracy would happen in a year given by the form : k(constant, beginning of Illuminati or whatever) + 200m, where m is and integer higher or equal to 0.

3. You will need to demonstrate that your reason for k to imply k +200 cannot be rulled off statistically. You`re already doing poorly in this scenario, as you had to argue against the consensus in this point: ``Merriwether Lewis Murdered, Did NOT Commit Suicide ``.

So you definitely have not found a ``numerical proof``. Please, stick to butchering engineering and the English language; leave other fields out of it. I now understand why engineers get so angry with your movement.

Before any further attempts at this, Galileo, read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_by_induction

[CHF]

9/11 was a conspiracy
http://www.barrettforcongress.us/

Hmmm....I can safely ignore the rest, right?

[orphia nay]

So the NWO went to all that trouble planting bombs and removing evidence and silencing structural engineers, officials and firefighters so that the date would make a pretty pattern in the last few hundred years of history?

Classy guys. :rolleyes:

[gumboot]

Galileo has all of human history from which to pull out two random "pattern" points, and can't even manage that?

:dl: There are no words for this level of stupid.

[Jonnyclueless]

I can't get past the syntax of "Another Elegant Proof".

[Evilgiraffe]

... There are no words for this level of stupid.

No, but there is always

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1885048ccf13a2cc87.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=13797)

[Alareth]

Doesn't this Galileo believe he is the Galileo. Clearly he is not well.

Galileo is LEGION. He's pretty much claimed to be every famous person that ever lived at one point or another.

[CptColumbo]

It's a good thing that no assassinations or mass murders occured between those years, otherwise it would make your proof look idiotic.

[chillzero]

Please remember rule 12, and the civility rule.
Here's an excellent challenge for you. Please try to address the topic, without getting personal with the members who post about it.
Thank you.

[X]

Another Elegant Proof That 9/11 was a Conspiracy

I have discovered a numerical proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy.

1400

Chaucer killed in Plot by Henry IV
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123573

1601

Tycho Brahe killed in Plot by Kepler
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123572

1800

Merriwether Lewis Murdered, Did NOT Commit Suicide
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123574

2001

9/11 was a conspiracy
http://www.barrettforcongress.us/

Based on my research, there will another MAJOR conspiracy and/or murder of a prominent historical figure in the year 2200.


One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

I'll give you a hint: Three murders of individuals. One impersonal and tragic attack on a country.

I wonder how many people were murdered in the year 2001, not counting the terrorist attacks.

Even without the error in dating, there is no pattern here.

[eeyore1954]

Another Elegant Proof That 9/11 was a Conspiracy

I have discovered a numerical proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy.

1400

Chaucer killed in Plot by Henry IV
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123573

1601

Tycho Brahe killed in Plot by Kepler
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123572

1800

Merriwether Lewis Murdered, Did NOT Commit Suicide
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123574

2001

9/11 was a conspiracy
http://www.barrettforcongress.us/

Based on my research, there will another MAJOR conspiracy and/or murder of a prominent historical figure in the year 2200.

I hope you were not serious!??

[phunk]

Another Elegant Proof That 9/11 was a Conspiracy

I have discovered a numerical proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy.

1400

Chaucer killed in Plot by Henry IV
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123573

1601

Tycho Brahe killed in Plot by Kepler
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123572

1800

Merriwether Lewis Murdered, Did NOT Commit Suicide
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123574

2001

9/11 was a conspiracy
http://www.barrettforcongress.us/

Based on my research, there will another MAJOR conspiracy and/or murder of a prominent historical figure in the year 2200.

You just lost what little credibility you had. Congratz.

[CptColumbo]

So,

On ~October 25,1400 Geoffery Chaucer died. The date of his death is questionable.

On October 24, 1601 Tycho Brahe died, due to mercury poisoning (possibly self-administered).

On October 11, 1809 Merriwether Lewis is found dying of gunshot wounds and passes away soon after.

On September 11, 2001 19 men hijack 4 planes, leading to the death of ~3000 people.

An author/poet who died in ~October 608 years ago.
An astronomer/alchemist who died in October 407 years ago.
An explorer who died in October 199 years ago.
~3000 various people who died in September 7 years ago.

I see more differences than similarities in these events.

[Roadtoad]

Galileo has all of human history from which to pull out two random "pattern" points, and can't even manage that?

:dl: There are no words for this level of stupid.

Oh, there are words, all right, Gumboot. Problem is, every single one is a violation of Rule 10.

The phenomenal idiocy here is that, somehow, history, natural or otherwise, is required to conform to someone's preconceived patterns and directives. It simply does not work that way. The arrogance that's required for this is quite literally astonishing.

[CptColumbo]

Off the top of my head:

Thomas Mifflin (Fifth President of the US under the AoC) died in 1800
Benedict Arnold died in 1801

[CptColumbo]

Oh, there are words, all right, Gumboot. Problem is, every single one is a violation of Rule 10.

The phenomenal idiocy here is that, somehow, history, natural or otherwise, is required to conform to someone's preconceived patterns and directives. It simply does not work that way. The arrogance that's required for this is quite literally astonishing.
IMO what happened was, Galileo read a book/website on each of these people, that presented a convincing argument (to him) that all their deaths were sinister and now he fancies himself an expert on each. Hence his sudden creation of threads regarding these people.

[Galileo]

OK, gang, glad we had a thought-provoking topic.

Here are Galileo's conclusions:

1) the numerical pattern is wrong and proves nothing, athough it was pleasing to the mind.

2) Chaucer's case is unscathed, looks like he was taken out but Henry IV or the enmies of Richard.

3) Tycho was murdered, but not by Kepler, but rather by Tycho's wife.

4) Lewis is about 50-50 as to whether he was murdered.

5) 9/11 was an inside job.

[Drudgewire]

OK, gang, glad we had a thought-provoking topic.

Here are Galileo's conclusions:

1) the numerical pattern is wrong and proves nothing, athough it was pleasing to the mind.

2) Chaucer's case is unscathed, looks like he was taken out but Henry IV or the enmies of Richard.

3) Tycho was murdered, but not by Kepler, but rather by Tycho's wife.

4) Lewis is about 50-50 as to whether he was murdered.

5) 9/11 was an inside job.


Latest NWO conspiracy: How the hell did you get off my ignore list?

[Galileo]

So,

On ~October 25,1400 Geoffery Chaucer died. The date of his death is questionable.

On October 24, 1601 Tycho Brahe died, due to mercury poisoning (possibly self-administered).

On October 11, 1809 Merriwether Lewis is found dying of gunshot wounds and passes away soon after.

On September 11, 2001 19 men hijack 4 planes, leading to the death of ~3000 people.

An author/poet who died in ~October 608 years ago.
An astronomer/alchemist who died in October 407 years ago.
An explorer who died in October 199 years ago.
~3000 various people who died in September 7 years ago.

I see more differences than similarities in these events.

Here's another bizarre murder that deserves its own thread:

In 1829, founding father John Lansing was murdered!

The Founding Fathers
John Lansing, Jr., New York
http://www.americanrevolution.com/JohnLansingJr.htm

[dudalb]

OK, gang, glad we had a thought-provoking topic.

Here are Galileo's conclusions:

1) the numerical pattern is wrong and proves nothing, athough it was pleasing to the mind.

2) Chaucer's case is unscathed, looks like he was taken out but Henry IV or the enmies of Richard.

3) Tycho was murdered, but not by Kepler, but rather by Tycho's wife.

4) Lewis is about 50-50 as to whether he was murdered.

5) 9/11 was an inside job.

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1884048ca062020e8b.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=13773)

[Galileo]

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1884048ca062020e8b.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=13773)

http://www2.jpl.nasa.gov/galileo/finger.html

[AJM8125]

dude, please dont take this as an offense, but have you lost your mind?

evidence please. We expect evidence-based arguments in this forum.

I think this thread makes it evident.

[Grizzly Bear]

I guess the NWO was planning on the bombing of the WTC for the last 600 years http://209.85.62.24/32/121/0/e160693//e160693.gif

Christ... talk about thinking ahead,,,,

Galileo, I really don't know what your point is here... you've taken random events of significance and sherry-picked the ones that match closest to the time-intervals you were looking for, and you haven't said a damn thing about why these events are significant in relation to 9/11... By this presentation why not choose the assassination of Julius Caesar for crying out loud...

[Slayhamlet]

I guess the NWO was planning on the bombing of the WTC for the last 600 years http://209.85.62.24/32/121/0/e160693//e160693.gif

Christ... talk about thinking ahead,,,,

Galileo, I really don't know what your point is here... you've taken random events of significance and sherry-picked the ones that match closest to the time-intervals you were looking for, and you haven't said a damn thing about why these events are significant in relation to 9/11... By this presentation why not choose the assassination of Julius Caesar for crying out loud...

"Sherry-picked"? Is that like cherry-picking while drunk? Sounds apt in this instance.

[Galileo]

I guess the NWO was planning on the bombing of the WTC for the last 600 years http://209.85.62.24/32/121/0/e160693//e160693.gif

Christ... talk about thinking ahead,,,,

Galileo, I really don't know what your point is here... you've taken random events of significance and sherry-picked the ones that match closest to the time-intervals you were looking for, and you haven't said a damn thing about why these events are significant in relation to 9/11... By this presentation why not choose the assassination of Julius Caesar for crying out loud...

The REAL NWO took out my reletive Napoleon in 1815!

[MIKILLINI]

Another Elegant Proof That 9/11 was a Conspiracy

I have discovered a numerical proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy.

1400

Chaucer killed in Plot by Henry IV
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123573

1601

Tycho Brahe killed in Plot by Kepler
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123572

1800

Merriwether Lewis Murdered, Did NOT Commit Suicide
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123574

2001

9/11 was a conspiracy
http://www.barrettforcongress.us/

Based on my research, there will another MAJOR conspiracy and/or murder of a prominent historical figure in the year 2200.

Based on your research, you haven't really done any research.

[Blender Head]

4) Lewis is about 50-50 as to whether he was murdered.

I know you dropped the numerical "argument" but you don't even address the fact you got Lewis' death year wrong.

[Dave Rogers]

Is this the Chewbacca prosecution?

Dave

[twinstead]

This just ain't right. Welcome to the 'truth' movement. Frankly, if I were a truther who at least fancied myself as a serious investigator, this thread would be an immense embarrassment.

One word: COINTELPRO

[Dave Rogers]

11 September 1921: "Fatty" Arbuckle arrested on suspicion of fatally stabbing Virginia Rappe with a sharpened piece of ice.

11 September 1951: Salvatore Maranazano is stabbed to death by four men working for Charles "Lucky" Luciano.

11 September 1978: Having been stabbed four days earlier with the poisoned tip of an umbrella in London, Bulgarian dissident Georgi Markov dies.

11 September 2003: The Swedish Foreign Minister, Anna Lindh, dies from stab wounds she received in an attack perpetrated whilst she was out shopping.

This proves that the Twin Towers didn't suffer a structural collapse due to impact and fire damage. Clearly they fell because they'd been stabbed to death, as the date proves.

Discuss.

Dave

[Drudgewire]

11 September 1921: "Fatty" Arbuckle arrested on suspicion of fatally stabbing Virginia Rappe with a sharpened piece of ice.

11 September 1951: Salvatore Maranazano is stabbed to death by four men working for Charles "Lucky" Luciano.

11 September 1978: Having been stabbed four days earlier with the poisoned tip of an umbrella in London, Bulgarian dissident Georgi Markov dies.

11 September 2003: The Swedish Foreign Minister, Anna Lindh, dies from stab wounds she received in an attack perpetrated whilst she was out shopping.

This proves that the Twin Towers didn't suffer a structural collapse due to impact and fire damage. Clearly they fell because they'd been stabbed to death, as the date proves.

Discuss.

Dave


You conveniently left out Bob Crane dying on June 29, 1978. And don't even TRY to pretend you don't see the relevance. :mad:

[Galileo]

You conveniently left out Bob Crane dying on June 29, 1978. And don't even TRY to pretend you don't see the relevance. :mad:

The January 6, 1967 episode of Hogan's Heroes involved a faked plane flight. Colonel Hogan & his gang faked a plane flight to England underneath Stalag 13.

This is the source of the idea that the moon landings were faked.

[Drudgewire]

The January 6, 1967 episode of Hogan's Heroes involved a faked plane flight. Colonel Hogan & his gang faked a plane flight to England underneath Stalag 13.

This is the source of the idea that the moon landings were faked.


I can't believe my response wasn't crazy enough. :boggled:

[JohnG]

This proves that the Twin Towers didn't suffer a structural collapse due to impact and fire damage. Clearly they fell because they'd been stabbed to death, as the date proves.

Yes, they suffered structural collapse due to impact and fire damage...after being 'stabbed' by airplanes!

Creepy. Tell me more about this 'death by stabbing' conspiracy theory of yours!

[twinstead]

wow. This thread is about as elegant as my obese but lovable cousin Ray's attempt at a reverse two-and-a-half somersault into a plastic child's wading pool last weekend.

[JohnG]

The January 6, 1967 episode of Hogan's Heroes involved a faked plane flight. Colonel Hogan & his gang faked a plane flight to England underneath Stalag 13.

This is the source of the idea that the moon landings were faked.

This may be more true than you care to comfortably admit.

As I suggested to you in another thread, the average Conspiracy Theorist's entire view of the world seems to be informed by TV shows, movies and YouTube videos. Not newspapers, not history books, not science books and certainly not books on critical thinking.

[240-185]

OK, gang, glad we had a thought-provoking topic.

Here are Galileo's conclusions:
5) 9/11 was an inside job.

I have a better explanation for you.

1) 9/11 was an inside job.
2) ??????
3) PROFIT!!!

[Corsair 115]

All I can say is if that's what Galileo considers elegant proof, I'd hate to see what he considers inelegant proof...

[jhunter1163]

The January 6, 1967 episode of Hogan's Heroes involved a faked plane flight. Colonel Hogan & his gang faked a plane flight to England underneath Stalag 13.

This is the source of the idea that the moon landings were faked.

And as we all know, Col. Klink, Werner Klemperer, was a Joooooo.

Need I say more?

[HawksFan]

And as we all know, Col. Klink, Werner Klemperer, was a Joooooo.

Need I say more?

Actually, so were John Banner (Sgt Schultz), Howard Caine (Hockstetter), and Leon Askin (Burkhalter). Robert Clary (LeBeau) was a Holocaust survivor.

Klemperer only agreed to take the Klink role after he was assured that none of Klink's schemes would ever work.

(/useless Hogan trivia)

[John Blonn]

Stop trolling.

[Galileo]

Actually, so were John Banner (Sgt Schultz), Howard Caine (Hockstetter), and Leon Askin (Burkhalter). Robert Clary (LeBeau) was a Holocaust survivor.

Klemperer only agreed to take the Klink role after he was assured that none of Klink's schemes would ever work.

(/useless Hogan trivia)

Newkirk was Jewish as well.

[Galileo]

This may be more true than you care to comfortably admit.

As I suggested to you in another thread, the average Conspiracy Theorist's entire view of the world seems to be informed by TV shows, movies and YouTube videos. Not newspapers, not history books, not science books and certainly not books on critical thinking.

Exactly!

This is the reason Galileo was voted the most feared Truther on the JREF forums.

Whenever I post something, it seems like the web traffic around here drops off.

[Unsecured Coins]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/Sudsmcgee/thread_delivers.jpg

[JohnG]

Exactly!

This is the reason Galileo was voted the most feared Truther on the JREF forums.

Whenever I post something, it seems like the web traffic around here drops off.

I can think of an alternate explanation.

[MIKILLINI]

Exactly!

This is the reason Galileo was voted the most feared Truther on the JREF forums.

Whenever I post something, it seems like the web traffic around here drops off.

Perhaps there's a really good reason for that; A reason you can't seriously realize.

[GregHouseMD]

Another Elegant Proof That 9/11 was a Conspiracy

I have discovered a numerical proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy.

1400

Chaucer killed in Plot by Henry IV
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123573

1601

Tycho Brahe killed in Plot by Kepler
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123572

1800

Merriwether Lewis Murdered, Did NOT Commit Suicide
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=123574

2001

9/11 was a conspiracy
http://www.barrettforcongress.us/

Based on my research, there will another MAJOR conspiracy and/or murder of a prominent historical figure in the year 2200.

But why wouldn't you include the JFK assasination in this list?

Except for the fact that it destroys your theory since that took place in 1963?

[Travis]

But why wouldn't you include the JFK assasination in this list?

Except for the fact that it destroys your theory since that took place in 1963?

Duh. That's the first rule of cherry picking unrelated events and then pretending that it all adds up to something significant.


1358

An Amazonian defecates in the jungle.


1568

A french man has sex with his wife.


1778

A horse gets spooked and throws off its rider in Norway.


1988

The Winter Olympics are held in Calgary, Canada.


Conclusion:

Clearly Miley Cyrus came to fame purely through a conspiracy between evil Meerkats and dissatisfied Keebler Elves.

[Brainache]

...
Conclusion:

Clearly Miley Cyrus came to fame purely through a conspiracy between evil Meerkats and dissatisfied Keebler Elves.

Wake Up America!!!!

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Dunces. You're leaving out the roles of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, running interference for Ms. Miley.