Mission Failed

[Biscuit]

Illuminati agent caught breaking into museum to deactivate a bomb

http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=63934&catid=2

[TinfoilCat]

If he was working for the Illumunati why would he diffuse the bomb? ;)

[Biscuit]

Because he is a U.S. agent of the illuminati and the bomb was placed by confederate illuminati.

[dudalb]

The Shrinks will have a fun time with this guy.

[neltana]

From the Article:
Smith was the first to tell police he was off-course however--the police report indicates he got a phone call from his "agency" while in the air duct, saying they had made a mistake, as the bomb is supposed to be hidden in a museum in Memphis.
Hopefully, the Illumunati agent they sent to Memphis was able to successfully reach the plastic cow sculpture in time. Otherwise, there will be a big boom.

[Drudgewire]

the bomb is supposed to be hidden in a museum in Memphis.


http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/gracelandmuseum.jpg


Alright, NOW the illuminati is on my bad side. :mad:

[Spud1k]

Police say Smith believed the device was concealed in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the basement of the museum.

Right, must remember to stay away from blue plastic cow sculptures in future then...

[Gagglegnash]

Hi

Meh. Not the Illuminati.

The Illuminati know the difference between a trigger and a primary pit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapon_design) assembly.