God hates you

[Silicon]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031025/480/gh10510251926&e=7http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20031025/capt.gh10510251926.us_iraq_protest_gh105.jpg

Yes, we can see here from this picture, that God hates you.

We also can see that we should support President Bush, and also trust Jesus.

We learn that Jesus is pro gun, and pro war. He's actually the Prince of War, contrary to popular belief.

And we also learn that God is a God of hate.


With these guys as poster children, why does ANYONE still think that religious belief brings ANY moral guidance to political matters?

[Evil_Jesus]

Trust Jesus.........with nothing important :D

[Skeptic]

I dunno. One would think adding "drunkards" to the "sodomites and abortionists" god hates would somewhat reduce their potential supporters...

[Upchurch]

Sodomites, abortionists and drunkards? They're comparing alcholoism with the others on the evil sin scale?

[hgc]

Notice that ex-drunkard Bush gets a pass.

Also, why to Sodomites always get picked on while Gomorrahans barely rate a mention?

[Dancing David]

I think that thgey are just cruising for gullible sexual partners. that and the posters aren't cool in Alabama anymore.

What else could the sign say.

Trust jesus, he voted for Bush. God hates you because I hate you.

hey they left out metro sexuals!

[Evolver]

Originally posted by hgc
Notice that ex-drunkard Bush gets a pass.

Also, why to Sodomites always get picked on while Gomorrahans barely rate a mention?

because very few people are supple enough to commit Gomorrahmy.

[Upchurch]

Since we're on this line of questioning, why is it gays get so much flak but people who work on the sabbath or wear mixed fibers get off with out so much as pebble thrown at them?

[Tony]

Originally posted by Upchurch
Since we're on this line of questioning, why is it gays get so much flak but people who work on the sabbath or wear mixed fibers get off with out so much as pebble thrown at them?

Selective interpretation?

[Marvel Frozen]

Since we're on this line of questioning, why is it gays get so much flak but people who work on the sabbath or wear mixed fibers get off with out so much as pebble thrown at them?

You mean we're not supposed to stone people who wear mixed fibers? Why didn't you tell me that before I ston ... errr ... umm ... *runs away*

[LFTKBS]

So why doesn't god use his infinite power to make sodomites, abortionists, and drunkards just go away? And why didn't he kill Lot when he got drunk and had sex with his own daughters? I mean, I'm no omnipotent creator, but when I write something I don't like, I just delete it or throw it out instead of calling my friends over and "inspiring" them to mock it and call for its destruction - I just toss it.

Why's Jeebus gotta be so weird?

[Tricky]

Jesus loves me but he can't stand you (http://www.austinlizards.com/LizardVision/jesus.html)

I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew
I just can't abide a sinner like you
God can't either, that's why I know it to be true that
Jesus loves me--but he can't stand you

I'm going to heaven, boys, when I die
'Cause I've crossed every "t" and I've dotted every "i'
My preacher tell me that I'm God's kind of guy; that's why
Jesus loves me--but you're gonna fry

God loves all his children, by gum
That don't mean he won't incinerate some
Can't you feel those hot flames licking you
Woo woo woo

I'm raising my kids in a righteous way
So don't be sending your kids over to my house to play
Yours'll grow up stoned, left-leaning, and gay; I know
Jesus told me on the phone today
(He speaks English pretty good, considering it's a second language for him.)

Jesus loves me, this I know
And he told me where you're gonna go
There's lots of room for your kind down below
Whoa whoa whoa

Jesus loves me but he can't stand you . . .

---© Don Peters

[Brown]

It looks to me like the Almighty isn't angry at abortionists and drunkards. Rather, he is angry at "abortionist drunkards." Presumably it is all right to be an abortionist or a drunkard, but you can't be both.

[Suddenly]

Originally posted by Brown
It looks to me like the Almighty isn't angry at abortionists and drunkards. Rather, he is angry at "abortionist drunkards." Presumably it is all right to be an abortionist or a drunkard, but you can't be both.

I guess a sodomite abortionist drunkard is right out.

I'd agree doing all three at once is not to be encouraged. Although I have a sinking feeling that somewhere on the internet there is a picture ....

[mummymonkey]

http://www.ibrox.freeserve.co.uk/images/godmade.jpg

[WanderingKnight]

Originally posted by hgc
Also, why to Sodomites always get picked on while Gomorrahans barely rate a mention?

Because they're 5 feet of pig-faced bad attitude with an axe?

http://www.cosmicclutter.com/Collectibles/Images/SWGarmoreanGuard.jpg


Oh, wait you said Gomorrahans, not Gamorean, my bad sorry.

[a_unique_person]

http://www.abc.net.au/cnnnn/broadband/20031023_2100/hi.smil#story11

You need real medi to make this work.

[3-toed-sloth]

As a drunkard I am greatly saddened that God has taken a negative view of me. What id I ever do to God? I'm just a simple man who happens to be a fan anaerobic fermentation in yeast. What's wrong with that?

By the way, wasn't Jesus a bit fond of wine?

It seems to me if Noah had the foresight to include some Saccharomyces on the ark, then the least we could do is enjoy the fruits of their labors.

[a_unique_person]

They couldn't bring any dinosaurs or unicorns on the Ark, but they could bring mosquitoes. How does that figure?

[JAR]

America is a crazy country.

[Frank Newgent]

Jesus Gonna Be Here (http://www.keeslau.com/TomWaitsSupplement/Lyrics/Bonemachine/Jesusgonnabehere-ub.htm)


Well, Jesus gonna be here
He gonna be here soon, yeah
He gonna cover us up with leaves
With a blanket from the moon, yeah
With a promise and a vow
And a lullaby for my brow
Jesus gonna be here
He gonna be here soon, yeah

And I’m not gonna do nothin’ but wait here
I don’t have to shout, yeah
I got me no reason, yeah
And I got no doubt, yeah
I’m gonna get myself unfurled
From this mortal coiled up world
Jesus gonna be here
Gonna be here soon, yeah

I got to keep my eyes, keep ‘em wide open, yeah
So I can see my Lord, yeah
I’m gonna watch that old horizon
For my brand new Ford, yeah
Well, I can hear him rolling on down the lane
I said Hollywood be thy name
Cause Jesus gonna be here
He gonna be here soon, yeah

Well, I got to keep myself, I must keep myself faithful
And you know that I’ve been so good, yeah
Except for drinking
But he knew that I would, yeah
And then I’m gonna leave this place better
Than the way I found that it was
And Jesus gonna be here
He gonna be here soon, yeah

I know my Jesus gonna be here
He gonna be here soon, yeah
I know my Jesus gonna be here
Gonna be here soon, yeah



Written by: Tom Waits
Published by: Jalma Music (ASCAP), 1992-1998

cough, cough

[a_unique_person]

This just in from CNNNN

"Pope becomes first man to be able to give himself blow job ".

[3-toed-sloth]

Originally posted by a_unique_person
This just in from CNNNN

"Pope becomes first man to be able to give himself blow job ".

That honor belongs to Ron Jeremy

[a_unique_person]

Second?

[peptoabysmal]

Originally posted by 3-toed-sloth
As a drunkard I am greatly saddened that God has taken a negative view of me. What id I ever do to God? I'm just a simple man who happens to be a fan anaerobic fermentation in yeast. What's wrong with that?

By the way, wasn't Jesus a bit fond of wine?

It seems to me if Noah had the foresight to include some Saccharomyces on the ark, then the least we could do is enjoy the fruits of their labors.

Hmmm... I remember a passage about giving someone who is in poor spirits some "strong spirits".

[UnrepentantSinner]

Inspired by mummymonkey (sorry, nothing better than Paint to alter it with).

[a_unique_person]

http://www.abc.net.au/cnnnn/broadband/20031023_2100/hifi.ram

Pick "Holy Homosexuals" on the right hand side....

(This time for sure).

[athon]

Originally posted by 3-toed-sloth
As a drunkard I am greatly saddened that God has taken a negative view of me. What id I ever do to God? I'm just a simple man who happens to be a fan anaerobic fermentation in yeast. What's wrong with that?

By the way, wasn't Jesus a bit fond of wine?

It seems to me if Noah had the foresight to include some Saccharomyces on the ark, then the least we could do is enjoy the fruits of their labors.

Actually, Noah was a drunkard. In some Islamic myths, he is portrayed after the floods as a man who falls to the lure of alcohol and becomes an embarassed p*ss-pot, much to the chagrin of his family.

Imagine if you were a homosexual abortionist who had too much to drink. Is there a place for people so evil?

Athon

[Whoracle]

"Sodomites, abortionists and drunkards? They're comparing alcholoism with the others on the evil sin scale?"


So god hates 2/3rds of Christians? He really is a hateful bastard.

[RonSceptic]

I guess there are a few Anglican bishops that God ain't too fond of then.

[DangerousBeliefs]

Originally posted by Whoracle
"Sodomites, abortionists and drunkards? They're comparing alcholoism with the others on the evil sin scale?"


So god hates 2/3rds of Christians? He really is a hateful bastard.

I think they're referring to the Jewish God of Wraith™, not the Christian God of Love and Peace™.

The Jewish God of Wraith™ is the guy that really hates sodomites, abortionists, and drunkards.

He will smit them with holy fury!

Christian God of Love and Peace™ loves a good margarita, which sometimes leads to anal sex and pregnancy.

He will beat guns into toker pipes.

[RonSceptic]

It makes you wonder why God created the drunkeds etc.

After all, he is omnipotent, so can do anything. He is also omniscient so would have known precisely what his creations would end up doing.

Go figure.:rolleyes: